Re: Big Red and the Caribou Barbie Part 3/3
anonymous
March 11 2010, 03:12:34 UTC
( Anon apologizes for being a stoopid n00b. ; A ; )
Ruzia graped Alaksa’s arm and pooled her down da hall way. Alaska gaisped and pulled her arm awry.
“WHat are you doing!?” She demoneded. She was not dat kinda gurl. not a lot.
“Ve have tings two discus, Alaska.” Russia pushed her aginst hte wall an her breathed heavily. She was blushing all kawaii and he kissed her pashunately. She pulled off his scarf (The one his dumb sister gived him) and he moved into the room and took off her dress. Alaskka fell on to the bed and undoed russia’s pants n she saw he had a big thingy. eh runned his hand up her bake and she moaned.
“I want u!” she cried. She felt hot and warm and russia groped her butt and she liked it a lot so Sarah reached down russia’s pants and touched his happy place.
“I vill show u Big Red now,” Russia said and pulled his pants off. His thingy was biglong and it was red and throbbing and wet.
“Do you call it Big Red because of the bubble gum?”
“No, iz Big Read becuz eet iz Big and Red.”
“taek my noow!” ASrah screamed, she wanted, him bad, like touch, when things are wrong. Russia took off Alaska’s panties. He was redy to stack is thingy in Alaska’s girl parts but then he gasps all surprised.
“Vhere are girl parts!?” Russia yelled. Ahaska blueshed and coveted her face kawaii. Alaska, hwo was really Sarah, who was also a crazy socker-mom, was also a boy.
“I hav a boi thingy two,” sahra said. He felt bad about lying to Russia. But russis said it was okies.
“A shota is fine, too,” Russia said and stuck his biglong red throbbing member into Alaska’s buttum and Alaska moaned becuz butt secks is better all ways.
“i am one with Russia!” Alaska cried out and put her fingers in Russia’s happy spot. Russia thrusted deep and then he couldn’t take it anymore and he gooped inside of Alaska’s mancave. Alaska blushed.
“u came al over inside.”
“ja, i no, crazy socker-woman,” Russia said meanly.
“FUCK U!” Alaska yelled at him.
“in soviet Russia, u fuck me.” russa said. He wasstill hard and he got on the bed. Alaska stuck her little guy in russia’s guy tunnel and Russia moaned. sarah and Rusia came at the sam tiem.
“i’m kawaii desu ne?” alzka asked. he was shure russai was goin to be meen and hert his butt.
“no” said Russia rubbin sarah’s litle guy again, “u are a cariboo barbie.”
n Sarah. who was also a crazy socker mom. who was relly Alaiska, who was also Palin, hwo was also a boy. knowed it were to bee.
Re: Big Red and the Caribou Barbie Part 3/3
anonymous
March 11 2010, 04:01:48 UTC
*DIES OF LAUGHTER*
Yes. Yes. YES!! EPIC WIN!!! My eyes are burning, I'm ashamed that I think my roommate saw me reading this, and... EPIC WIN. lolz at the 'sarah' who was, liek, so ttlly nawt sarah palin in a twelve.. year... HOLY SHIT!!! I just realized... you... turned her... twelve... soccer... BOY... ho... pr0n... (kind-of-democrat!anon laughs at the parody of politics.)
That was better than SNL. And that's the highest praise I can give.
Ruzia graped Alaksa’s arm and pooled her down da hall way. Alaska gaisped and pulled her arm awry.
“WHat are you doing!?” She demoneded. She was not dat kinda gurl. not a lot.
“Ve have tings two discus, Alaska.” Russia pushed her aginst hte wall an her breathed heavily. She was blushing all kawaii and he kissed her pashunately. She pulled off his scarf (The one his dumb sister gived him) and he moved into the room and took off her dress. Alaskka fell on to the bed and undoed russia’s pants n she saw he had a big thingy. eh runned his hand up her bake and she moaned.
“I want u!” she cried. She felt hot and warm and russia groped her butt and she liked it a lot so Sarah reached down russia’s pants and touched his happy place.
“I vill show u Big Red now,” Russia said and pulled his pants off. His thingy was biglong and it was red and throbbing and wet.
“Do you call it Big Red because of the bubble gum?”
“No, iz Big Read becuz eet iz Big and Red.”
“taek my noow!” ASrah screamed, she wanted, him bad, like touch, when things are wrong. Russia took off Alaska’s panties. He was redy to stack is thingy in Alaska’s girl parts but then he gasps all surprised.
“Vhere are girl parts!?” Russia yelled. Ahaska blueshed and coveted her face kawaii. Alaska, hwo was really Sarah, who was also a crazy socker-mom, was also a boy.
“I hav a boi thingy two,” sahra said. He felt bad about lying to Russia. But russis said it was okies.
“A shota is fine, too,” Russia said and stuck his biglong red throbbing member into Alaska’s buttum and Alaska moaned becuz butt secks is better all ways.
“i am one with Russia!” Alaska cried out and put her fingers in Russia’s happy spot. Russia thrusted deep and then he couldn’t take it anymore and he gooped inside of Alaska’s mancave. Alaska blushed.
“u came al over inside.”
“ja, i no, crazy socker-woman,” Russia said meanly.
“FUCK U!” Alaska yelled at him.
“in soviet Russia, u fuck me.” russa said. He wasstill hard and he got on the bed. Alaska stuck her little guy in russia’s guy tunnel and Russia moaned. sarah and Rusia came at the sam tiem.
“i’m kawaii desu ne?” alzka asked. he was shure russai was goin to be meen and hert his butt.
“no” said Russia rubbin sarah’s litle guy again, “u are a cariboo barbie.”
n Sarah. who was also a crazy socker mom. who was relly Alaiska, who was also Palin, hwo was also a boy. knowed it were to bee.
DAH END!
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Yes. Yes. YES!! EPIC WIN!!! My eyes are burning, I'm ashamed that I think my roommate saw me reading this, and... EPIC WIN.
lolz at the 'sarah' who was, liek, so ttlly nawt sarah palin in a twelve.. year...
HOLY SHIT!!! I just realized... you... turned her... twelve... soccer... BOY... ho... pr0n...
(kind-of-democrat!anon laughs at the parody of politics.)
That was better than SNL. And that's the highest praise I can give.
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Your anon broke.
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uh it sang praises to the awesome writer anon... Op is happy.
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All I know was I saw "He was sexy like Vladimir Puntin" and died. Then "A shota is fine, too" and died a second time.
But I got better.
This is fantabulous and I want your brain, Anon.
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