Big Red and the Caribou Barbie Part 1/2
anonymous
March 11 2010, 03:04:36 UTC
alaska ws felling particarly ronly 2day, she all ways fealt tonery B cuz twoday was MOnday and monday was a very ronety felling day. Her reel name wus Sarah an she was an adult butt esh looked lyke she wass 12. She wun’t relly a nashion or anyting, but she was a state and she whore vary cool clothing. Butt all the cloths wur all wite. She sat on the window sill of her xpensive manshen. It was a big manshin and it had lots of windows and teh windws al hadd certains.
Sarha, ho was reelly Alaska, who wuz relly a CraZY socker-mom, wood often gaze longenglay 3 teh wist, off, acroos the sea, at a mamory uv the purson she winted so bedly. The person waz Russia n she loved him so big it hurt hurt her bad long time.
But rossia was meen and wore funny clothes and him had a dumb scarf his bimbo sister gives him. It was crapey. And his other sister was a stupid incest BITCH. Like, ttly cuz she’s all wayz tryin 2 get him an he wuss lyke no, but she wanted him and the door with her fingers as scream loudly he did wen the touch was wrong from daddy.
Sarah hated Belarus. Russia was a commie bassturd and amerika didn’t like him and Alaska, who was really Sarah, knew Russia was a bad guy.
Hse know Russia love her and stuff. She talked to Russia b4 and he wuz meen to her, but she still luved him. Wen he called her Caraboo Barbie, she had, knew it was to, bee all arong. He lyke ttly wanted her and she knews it was because she was bestial in white.
Sarah was vary pritty in her pretty white dress nda her shinny hwite hare and ehr strenge selvar gray eeyes.
Alasa desided she had had, enuff of america boossing her arownd nad she din’t liek maple syrup ne way, she gat up an welked thru HEr hose to teh fone and pikked it up. to call russia. dialed his fone# and wated.
“Helro, who iz on this, ja?” it was not Russia. OH NOES!!11!!1! Ir wuz Sarah’s (hoo was relly Alasha) fatal enema, BELLA RUSE!!@!!!1 Alasshat was not redy for this! How to respond that she w0od have to? It was something horribal.
Re: Big Red and the Caribou Barbie Part 2/3
anonymous
March 11 2010, 03:10:43 UTC
(Ugh, anon is sorry. It's 3 parts. ; A ;)
“I hang up now, if no response, ja.” Bella ruse was bing a bitch again. hSe was a stoopid incest wore. Alasska was not taking this.
“No, I want to talk to Russia, pl0x.” ther wuz a GAsp on te othar end off da hone.
“U r teh dum bitch hwo is ugly n skumky1!!!1!”
“NO U!” Alaska sayed and it wus tru becase Amber Beringia Juno (Alaska’s best friend (i put u in janny! see!?)) had saw it all. Belaroos was mad but sHE was too stupid and too dumb to thing of anyting else to say bck to it because Sarah, was too awesome. and. too. beautiful and stuff.
Araska wuz so awesome that she ran for vice president once but she lost because amerika is stupid and medial. Belaruss had no choise butt 2 give the phone to Russia.
“Ah, iz Russia, ja! YOu are?” Russia said. He was sexy like Vladimir Puntin.
“Russia, I hav to talk to you, but come to my house because Bellaruz is spieing on us.”
“okay, Alaska. But I not like vare u live, ja.” he said and hanged up the phone. RUssia was caming to Alaska’s house!!!11!1!
Alaska, who was also sarah, wasso exited. She bcame worm in da face and her boddy was hot. she ran into da bedroom and put on a cut white dress and cute white stockings and cut white buckle shoes dat were cute. alaska welked int oda hallway of her manshon and weighted at teh door. She blooshed cutely and was very kawaii-desu when Russia rang the doorball. Alaska openned the door exited. ehr eyes were wide and watery. They were full of luv.
“Hi Russia.” Alaska was shy and blushed all kawaii.
“привет Alaska.” Russia waslked into the house and sat at da tabel in het kitchen. He started drinking vodka becuz he was bad and it was cool. It was hawt. “Wat deed u vant speek vith me?”
“Russia, I don take orders from amerika no more. He is medial and I don’t need him.” Alazka sayed frimlay.
Russia jumped up and knocked his chair over in. “No!”
“Yes.” sahara smiled.
“But u are part of stupid amerika.”
“No i am not. I don love Ameriza. i love u.” zarah gaspedd blushed depp read and cOver her mouth kawaii. Russia ttly was into it because Alaska looked like she was yunger. (Ok Russia is not a PDFile, guys! alaska is like, an adult! she only looks like she’s 12 ok!? So u all can just go away! HE IS NOT A PDFILE STOP SAYING IT!!1!1!!1)
Re: Big Red and the Caribou Barbie Part 3/3
anonymous
March 11 2010, 03:12:34 UTC
( Anon apologizes for being a stoopid n00b. ; A ; )
Ruzia graped Alaksa’s arm and pooled her down da hall way. Alaska gaisped and pulled her arm awry.
“WHat are you doing!?” She demoneded. She was not dat kinda gurl. not a lot.
“Ve have tings two discus, Alaska.” Russia pushed her aginst hte wall an her breathed heavily. She was blushing all kawaii and he kissed her pashunately. She pulled off his scarf (The one his dumb sister gived him) and he moved into the room and took off her dress. Alaskka fell on to the bed and undoed russia’s pants n she saw he had a big thingy. eh runned his hand up her bake and she moaned.
“I want u!” she cried. She felt hot and warm and russia groped her butt and she liked it a lot so Sarah reached down russia’s pants and touched his happy place.
“I vill show u Big Red now,” Russia said and pulled his pants off. His thingy was biglong and it was red and throbbing and wet.
“Do you call it Big Red because of the bubble gum?”
“No, iz Big Read becuz eet iz Big and Red.”
“taek my noow!” ASrah screamed, she wanted, him bad, like touch, when things are wrong. Russia took off Alaska’s panties. He was redy to stack is thingy in Alaska’s girl parts but then he gasps all surprised.
“Vhere are girl parts!?” Russia yelled. Ahaska blueshed and coveted her face kawaii. Alaska, hwo was really Sarah, who was also a crazy socker-mom, was also a boy.
“I hav a boi thingy two,” sahra said. He felt bad about lying to Russia. But russis said it was okies.
“A shota is fine, too,” Russia said and stuck his biglong red throbbing member into Alaska’s buttum and Alaska moaned becuz butt secks is better all ways.
“i am one with Russia!” Alaska cried out and put her fingers in Russia’s happy spot. Russia thrusted deep and then he couldn’t take it anymore and he gooped inside of Alaska’s mancave. Alaska blushed.
“u came al over inside.”
“ja, i no, crazy socker-woman,” Russia said meanly.
“FUCK U!” Alaska yelled at him.
“in soviet Russia, u fuck me.” russa said. He wasstill hard and he got on the bed. Alaska stuck her little guy in russia’s guy tunnel and Russia moaned. sarah and Rusia came at the sam tiem.
“i’m kawaii desu ne?” alzka asked. he was shure russai was goin to be meen and hert his butt.
“no” said Russia rubbin sarah’s litle guy again, “u are a cariboo barbie.”
n Sarah. who was also a crazy socker mom. who was relly Alaiska, who was also Palin, hwo was also a boy. knowed it were to bee.
Re: Big Red and the Caribou Barbie Part 3/3
anonymous
March 11 2010, 04:01:48 UTC
*DIES OF LAUGHTER*
Yes. Yes. YES!! EPIC WIN!!! My eyes are burning, I'm ashamed that I think my roommate saw me reading this, and... EPIC WIN. lolz at the 'sarah' who was, liek, so ttlly nawt sarah palin in a twelve.. year... HOLY SHIT!!! I just realized... you... turned her... twelve... soccer... BOY... ho... pr0n... (kind-of-democrat!anon laughs at the parody of politics.)
That was better than SNL. And that's the highest praise I can give.
Sarha, ho was reelly Alaska, who wuz relly a CraZY socker-mom, wood often gaze longenglay 3 teh wist, off, acroos the sea, at a mamory uv the purson she winted so bedly. The person waz Russia n she loved him so big it hurt hurt her bad long time.
But rossia was meen and wore funny clothes and him had a dumb scarf his bimbo sister gives him. It was crapey. And his other sister was a stupid incest BITCH. Like, ttly cuz she’s all wayz tryin 2 get him an he wuss lyke no, but she wanted him and the door with her fingers as scream loudly he did wen the touch was wrong from daddy.
Sarah hated Belarus. Russia was a commie bassturd and amerika didn’t like him and Alaska, who was really Sarah, knew Russia was a bad guy.
Hse know Russia love her and stuff. She talked to Russia b4 and he wuz meen to her, but she still luved him. Wen he called her Caraboo Barbie, she had, knew it was to, bee all arong. He lyke ttly wanted her and she knews it was because she was bestial in white.
Sarah was vary pritty in her pretty white dress nda her shinny hwite hare and ehr strenge selvar gray eeyes.
Alasa desided she had had, enuff of america boossing her arownd nad she din’t liek maple syrup ne way, she gat up an welked thru HEr hose to teh fone and pikked it up. to call russia. dialed his fone# and wated.
“Helro, who iz on this, ja?” it was not Russia. OH NOES!!11!!1! Ir wuz Sarah’s (hoo was relly Alasha) fatal enema, BELLA RUSE!!@!!!1 Alasshat was not redy for this! How to respond that she w0od have to? It was something horribal.
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“I hang up now, if no response, ja.” Bella ruse was bing a bitch again. hSe was a stoopid incest wore. Alasska was not taking this.
“No, I want to talk to Russia, pl0x.” ther wuz a GAsp on te othar end off da hone.
“U r teh dum bitch hwo is ugly n skumky1!!!1!”
“NO U!” Alaska sayed and it wus tru becase Amber Beringia Juno (Alaska’s best friend (i put u in janny! see!?)) had saw it all. Belaroos was mad but sHE was too stupid and too dumb to thing of anyting else to say bck to it because Sarah, was too awesome. and. too. beautiful and stuff.
Araska wuz so awesome that she ran for vice president once but she lost because amerika is stupid and medial. Belaruss had no choise butt 2 give the phone to Russia.
“Ah, iz Russia, ja! YOu are?” Russia said. He was sexy like Vladimir Puntin.
“Russia, I hav to talk to you, but come to my house because Bellaruz is spieing on us.”
“okay, Alaska. But I not like vare u live, ja.” he said and hanged up the phone. RUssia was caming to Alaska’s house!!!11!1!
Alaska, who was also sarah, wasso exited. She bcame worm in da face and her boddy was hot. she ran into da bedroom and put on a cut white dress and cute white stockings and cut white buckle shoes dat were cute. alaska welked int oda hallway of her manshon and weighted at teh door. She blooshed cutely and was very kawaii-desu when Russia rang the doorball. Alaska openned the door exited. ehr eyes were wide and watery. They were full of luv.
“Hi Russia.” Alaska was shy and blushed all kawaii.
“привет Alaska.” Russia waslked into the house and sat at da tabel in het kitchen. He started drinking vodka becuz he was bad and it was cool. It was hawt. “Wat deed u vant speek vith me?”
“Russia, I don take orders from amerika no more. He is medial and I don’t need him.” Alazka sayed frimlay.
Russia jumped up and knocked his chair over in. “No!”
“Yes.” sahara smiled.
“But u are part of stupid amerika.”
“No i am not. I don love Ameriza. i love u.” zarah gaspedd blushed depp read and cOver her mouth kawaii. Russia ttly was into it because Alaska looked like she was yunger. (Ok Russia is not a PDFile, guys! alaska is like, an adult! she only looks like she’s 12 ok!? So u all can just go away! HE IS NOT A PDFILE STOP SAYING IT!!1!1!!1)
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Ruzia graped Alaksa’s arm and pooled her down da hall way. Alaska gaisped and pulled her arm awry.
“WHat are you doing!?” She demoneded. She was not dat kinda gurl. not a lot.
“Ve have tings two discus, Alaska.” Russia pushed her aginst hte wall an her breathed heavily. She was blushing all kawaii and he kissed her pashunately. She pulled off his scarf (The one his dumb sister gived him) and he moved into the room and took off her dress. Alaskka fell on to the bed and undoed russia’s pants n she saw he had a big thingy. eh runned his hand up her bake and she moaned.
“I want u!” she cried. She felt hot and warm and russia groped her butt and she liked it a lot so Sarah reached down russia’s pants and touched his happy place.
“I vill show u Big Red now,” Russia said and pulled his pants off. His thingy was biglong and it was red and throbbing and wet.
“Do you call it Big Red because of the bubble gum?”
“No, iz Big Read becuz eet iz Big and Red.”
“taek my noow!” ASrah screamed, she wanted, him bad, like touch, when things are wrong. Russia took off Alaska’s panties. He was redy to stack is thingy in Alaska’s girl parts but then he gasps all surprised.
“Vhere are girl parts!?” Russia yelled. Ahaska blueshed and coveted her face kawaii. Alaska, hwo was really Sarah, who was also a crazy socker-mom, was also a boy.
“I hav a boi thingy two,” sahra said. He felt bad about lying to Russia. But russis said it was okies.
“A shota is fine, too,” Russia said and stuck his biglong red throbbing member into Alaska’s buttum and Alaska moaned becuz butt secks is better all ways.
“i am one with Russia!” Alaska cried out and put her fingers in Russia’s happy spot. Russia thrusted deep and then he couldn’t take it anymore and he gooped inside of Alaska’s mancave. Alaska blushed.
“u came al over inside.”
“ja, i no, crazy socker-woman,” Russia said meanly.
“FUCK U!” Alaska yelled at him.
“in soviet Russia, u fuck me.” russa said. He wasstill hard and he got on the bed. Alaska stuck her little guy in russia’s guy tunnel and Russia moaned. sarah and Rusia came at the sam tiem.
“i’m kawaii desu ne?” alzka asked. he was shure russai was goin to be meen and hert his butt.
“no” said Russia rubbin sarah’s litle guy again, “u are a cariboo barbie.”
n Sarah. who was also a crazy socker mom. who was relly Alaiska, who was also Palin, hwo was also a boy. knowed it were to bee.
DAH END!
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Yes. Yes. YES!! EPIC WIN!!! My eyes are burning, I'm ashamed that I think my roommate saw me reading this, and... EPIC WIN.
lolz at the 'sarah' who was, liek, so ttlly nawt sarah palin in a twelve.. year...
HOLY SHIT!!! I just realized... you... turned her... twelve... soccer... BOY... ho... pr0n...
(kind-of-democrat!anon laughs at the parody of politics.)
That was better than SNL. And that's the highest praise I can give.
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Your anon broke.
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uh it sang praises to the awesome writer anon... Op is happy.
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All I know was I saw "He was sexy like Vladimir Puntin" and died. Then "A shota is fine, too" and died a second time.
But I got better.
This is fantabulous and I want your brain, Anon.
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