It's Like History, But With a Twist! Part 3 [4/6]
anonymous
March 3 2010, 07:38:39 UTC
“Don’t listen to him! I cannot tell a lie I am the real George Washington! Can’t you tell by the white hair and the wooden teeth and the love of all things free?”
“Oh no you didn’t…” the two Washingtons prepared for what would probably have been an epic fistfight if Alfred hadn’t interrupted by hugging the new Washington.
“I knew it! I knew he was a fake! Don’t you ever leave me again ever! None of you!” He shot a look at the other two over Washington’s shoulder.
“Can’t…breathe…”
“Sorry!”
Jefferson had, meanwhile, unmasked the villain to be none other than Benedict Arnold.
“And I would have gotten away with it to, if it weren’t for that-”
“Yeah yeah, we’ve heard it all before,” Timmy waved him off. “Well, all you have to do now is sign the Declaration of Independence and we’ll be on our way.”
“We can’t!” Hancock said, “Washington’s wooden teeth and love of all things free broke my hand! Now we’re one signature short!”
“Dude there’s like, twenty other people in the room. Can’t they sign it?”
“Oh yeah…” he wandered off to find another signature.
“Oh! I almost forgot, Alfred,” the nation turned and Timmy handed him the piece of paper. “What is it? Finical tips for when you get the stock market started? Secret British military plans for an easy victory? The suspense is killing me!”
Alfred read the note and whacked Timmy upside the head.
“Ouch! That hurt! What was that for?!”
“Sorry, but the note said it was all your fault and that I should whack you upside the head,” he handed Timmy the note so he could read if for himself. “I don’t know who this Usa is, but the handwriting’s similar to mine, so I trust him. Or her. Or it.”
“Figures…” Timmy started up the Time Scooter and he and his fairies went back home.
Meanwhile, in class the next day…
“You know Turner, most teachers would find this style of delivering a report creative and deserving of reward,” Mr. Crocker said, scribbling Timmy’s grade down. “I however am not one of them. You fail!”
Timmy sighed dejectedly at his grade when the sound of a plane swooping low was heard throughout the classroom.
“It’s Air Force Zero!” one of the children exclaimed when they ran over to the window.
“Oh no…”
Sure enough, five seconds later Alfred Jones came crashing through the window.
“HAHAHA!” He laughed after standing up and brushing the glass off.
“You! Who are you? And you better be paying for those windows!” Crocker shouted.
“Sorry sorry, put it on my tab. I’m Alfred F. Jones and I’m with the Department of Education. I have it under good authority that you just failed one Timmy Turner, correct?”
“Yes, but I don’t see how that’s-”
“Well, the higher-ups want me to come and make that an A. Since there government bigwigs, you understand, right?”
“You can’t just-”
“Sure I can!” He grabbed the F and pulled out a giant stamp that changed it to an A. “See? Just did.” Alfred handed the paper back to Timmy. “Let’s just say we’re even now, git.”
Re: It's Like History, But With a Twist! Part 3 [4/6]
anonymous
March 3 2010, 20:50:04 UTC
What, I dont even... British!Al, The declaration of Surrenderpendnce, Air Force Zero, Al's note to his past self!!! Im flabbergasted this is just amazing!!!!
(and this was on of my fav eps as well haha must... chop... wood!!!!)
These are getting more hilarious by every sentence anon i love it so much.
OP says HAI~! * waves american flag before her own country-tan jumps and mauls her*
anonymous
March 4 2010, 02:28:44 UTC
And to think I hadn't see the original version of this chapter in full form... but your version is way better! also, the Air Force Zero and the windows Smashing! (By the way, now we need Hetalia fan art in FOP style. Because, really) *hugs Author!Anon and feeds with their favourite foods*
The recaptcha says "has nobles". This recaptcha is very smart indeed.
“Oh no you didn’t…” the two Washingtons prepared for what would probably have been an epic fistfight if Alfred hadn’t interrupted by hugging the new Washington.
“I knew it! I knew he was a fake! Don’t you ever leave me again ever! None of you!” He shot a look at the other two over Washington’s shoulder.
“Can’t…breathe…”
“Sorry!”
Jefferson had, meanwhile, unmasked the villain to be none other than Benedict Arnold.
“And I would have gotten away with it to, if it weren’t for that-”
“Yeah yeah, we’ve heard it all before,” Timmy waved him off. “Well, all you have to do now is sign the Declaration of Independence and we’ll be on our way.”
“We can’t!” Hancock said, “Washington’s wooden teeth and love of all things free broke my hand! Now we’re one signature short!”
“Dude there’s like, twenty other people in the room. Can’t they sign it?”
“Oh yeah…” he wandered off to find another signature.
“Oh! I almost forgot, Alfred,” the nation turned and Timmy handed him the piece of paper. “What is it? Finical tips for when you get the stock market started? Secret British military plans for an easy victory? The suspense is killing me!”
Alfred read the note and whacked Timmy upside the head.
“Ouch! That hurt! What was that for?!”
“Sorry, but the note said it was all your fault and that I should whack you upside the head,” he handed Timmy the note so he could read if for himself. “I don’t know who this Usa is, but the handwriting’s similar to mine, so I trust him. Or her. Or it.”
“Figures…” Timmy started up the Time Scooter and he and his fairies went back home.
Meanwhile, in class the next day…
“You know Turner, most teachers would find this style of delivering a report creative and deserving of reward,” Mr. Crocker said, scribbling Timmy’s grade down. “I however am not one of them. You fail!”
Timmy sighed dejectedly at his grade when the sound of a plane swooping low was heard throughout the classroom.
“It’s Air Force Zero!” one of the children exclaimed when they ran over to the window.
“Oh no…”
Sure enough, five seconds later Alfred Jones came crashing through the window.
“HAHAHA!” He laughed after standing up and brushing the glass off.
“You! Who are you? And you better be paying for those windows!” Crocker shouted.
“Sorry sorry, put it on my tab. I’m Alfred F. Jones and I’m with the Department of Education. I have it under good authority that you just failed one Timmy Turner, correct?”
“Yes, but I don’t see how that’s-”
“Well, the higher-ups want me to come and make that an A. Since there government bigwigs, you understand, right?”
“You can’t just-”
“Sure I can!” He grabbed the F and pulled out a giant stamp that changed it to an A. “See? Just did.” Alfred handed the paper back to Timmy. “Let’s just say we’re even now, git.”
“Fine by me.”
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(and this was on of my fav eps as well haha must... chop... wood!!!!)
These are getting more hilarious by every sentence anon i love it so much.
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(By the way, now we need Hetalia fan art in FOP style. Because, really)
*hugs Author!Anon and feeds with their favourite foods*
The recaptcha says "has nobles". This recaptcha is very smart indeed.
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That's, like, my fav episode too! :D Alfred fits so perfectly, it brings tears of joy to my eyes! You rock, anon!
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