Whatever Happened to That Atlantis Chick Anyway? Part 2 [3/5]
anonymous
March 1 2010, 03:20:58 UTC
*** “Ah Atlantis, she was really cute. Not that we ever actually did anything. She’d never let me get that close. Pretty sure she was a virgin. Oh is that not the point?
“Well, she would always find me at the strangest of times and show me some of her stuff, which was pretty cool because she had a lot of neat stuff, but she would always scoff at new ideas whenever I’d suggest them. Said she’d always have better ones, which I think is just crazy. I mean, I’m always encountering new peoples with new ideas and sometimes they have some great new ideas.
“Anyway she was always inviting me back to her place and when I couldn’t go because I was fighting a war at the time or something then she would usually cry and scream and call me an idiot before storming off. I never took much notice of that because there were always bigger things going on. She never could understand the big picture, now that I think about it. “I know she and Egypt didn’t get along. Germania didn’t seem to like her much either. Maybe that’s a wrong way of putting it. It’s more like he was indifferent to her, which is actually worse than hating her. I mean, if he hated her then they’d at least be equals, but he felt she was beneath him, so he ignored her.
“It’s a shame she’s gone, like I said, she was cute, but, I guess in a big picture kind of way, it’s probably for the best.”
***
“Who’s that, aru? Oh, that bitchy little fish girl? I didn’t know her all that well. Only ever talked to her once, if that.
“That interaction was more of her randomly showing up out of nowhere and cursing me out for no reason. I told you, I didn’t even know who she was, and would have continued my existence not knowing happily, aru.
“I don’t recall what she wanted from me in the first place. I remember I was apparently ‘getting in the way of true love,’ at one point in her rant. Eventually she did go on about how I ‘thought I was better than her, but clearly my crazy Eastern ways were backwards,’ and how ‘she was the only one who knew what real culture was,’ aru. No I’m paraphrasing actually, she said ‘like’ a lot for some reason, aru.
“I did suggest we become trading partners, now that I knew she existed, while she was visiting, but she just slapped me. It didn’t have much power behind it, so I knew she would never be a real threat to me, but still, you don’t go around slapping other nations like that, aru.
“Honestly, whether she’s here or not, I don’t care. My existence will continue on as always, aru.”
***
“See?” the green fairy said, holding up his notes, “That’s everyone who matters. I told you it would be fine if one little nation sunk to the bottom of the sea one measly time.”
“You didn’t sink it once, YOU SANK IT NINE TIMES!” the larger fairy bellowed.
“Maybe so…but in the end, the number of times doesn’t matter either…does it?”
“I suppose not,” He sighed, “Alright, a deal’s a deal; you can still be a fairy.”
“Woohoo! Look out world! Cosmo’s back!”
“Look out indeed…”
Meanwhile, somewhere at the bottom of the ocean…
“Like no fair guys! Like, why won’t someone like, save me! It’s like, dark and like, scary and there’s like, fish down here! Like so uncool, this is like Egypt’s fault! She could like, never understand the like perfection of my like utopia! Or like, that China bastard, he’s like always been like vying for my like spot, or like maybe like Germania, he’s like always been like jealous…always like trying to keep me from Rome.
“Rome…wait for me Rome, my love! I’ll be back for you soon!”
A/N: It goes Mama Egypt, Mama Greece, Germania, Rome, China, if I didn't make that clear. And god damnit, now I want to write a sequal where Atlantis comes back, finds Rome dead, and falls in love with Italy. Bad plot bunnies, I don't have time for that!
Re: Whatever Happened to That Atlantis Chick Anyway? Part 2 [3/5]
anonymous
March 1 2010, 06:52:02 UTC
SEQUEL SEQUEL NOW!!!
this is great!! haha made my day (night) plus i guessed 4 out of the 5 correct to!!
I love the idea of cosmo interviewing the nations so that he can prove no one cared about atlantis XD it would be really funny to see her try to release a kraken(sp?) on germany cause he spends to much time with italy lol i love your fills so much!!!!
OP wants to know in wich flavor do you want your internets.
anonymous
March 1 2010, 11:02:25 UTC
Because you have won two.
Also, why I'm feeling that the only reason Cosmo got away with this was that Fairy World-tan neither could stand the parody Sue incredibly arrogant little fish nation.
(recaptcha: powers argues. no, reCaptcha, they are kning of agreeing in the same issue)
“Ah Atlantis, she was really cute. Not that we ever actually did anything. She’d never let me get that close. Pretty sure she was a virgin. Oh is that not the point?
“Well, she would always find me at the strangest of times and show me some of her stuff, which was pretty cool because she had a lot of neat stuff, but she would always scoff at new ideas whenever I’d suggest them. Said she’d always have better ones, which I think is just crazy. I mean, I’m always encountering new peoples with new ideas and sometimes they have some great new ideas.
“Anyway she was always inviting me back to her place and when I couldn’t go because I was fighting a war at the time or something then she would usually cry and scream and call me an idiot before storming off. I never took much notice of that because there were always bigger things going on. She never could understand the big picture, now that I think about it.
“I know she and Egypt didn’t get along. Germania didn’t seem to like her much either. Maybe that’s a wrong way of putting it. It’s more like he was indifferent to her, which is actually worse than hating her. I mean, if he hated her then they’d at least be equals, but he felt she was beneath him, so he ignored her.
“It’s a shame she’s gone, like I said, she was cute, but, I guess in a big picture kind of way, it’s probably for the best.”
***
“Who’s that, aru? Oh, that bitchy little fish girl? I didn’t know her all that well. Only ever talked to her once, if that.
“That interaction was more of her randomly showing up out of nowhere and cursing me out for no reason. I told you, I didn’t even know who she was, and would have continued my existence not knowing happily, aru.
“I don’t recall what she wanted from me in the first place. I remember I was apparently ‘getting in the way of true love,’ at one point in her rant. Eventually she did go on about how I ‘thought I was better than her, but clearly my crazy Eastern ways were backwards,’ and how ‘she was the only one who knew what real culture was,’ aru. No I’m paraphrasing actually, she said ‘like’ a lot for some reason, aru.
“I did suggest we become trading partners, now that I knew she existed, while she was visiting, but she just slapped me. It didn’t have much power behind it, so I knew she would never be a real threat to me, but still, you don’t go around slapping other nations like that, aru.
“Honestly, whether she’s here or not, I don’t care. My existence will continue on as always, aru.”
***
“See?” the green fairy said, holding up his notes, “That’s everyone who matters. I told you it would be fine if one little nation sunk to the bottom of the sea one measly time.”
“You didn’t sink it once, YOU SANK IT NINE TIMES!” the larger fairy bellowed.
“Maybe so…but in the end, the number of times doesn’t matter either…does it?”
“I suppose not,” He sighed, “Alright, a deal’s a deal; you can still be a fairy.”
“Woohoo! Look out world! Cosmo’s back!”
“Look out indeed…”
Meanwhile, somewhere at the bottom of the ocean…
“Like no fair guys! Like, why won’t someone like, save me! It’s like, dark and like, scary and there’s like, fish down here! Like so uncool, this is like Egypt’s fault! She could like, never understand the like perfection of my like utopia! Or like, that China bastard, he’s like always been like vying for my like spot, or like maybe like Germania, he’s like always been like jealous…always like trying to keep me from Rome.
“Rome…wait for me Rome, my love! I’ll be back for you soon!”
A/N: It goes Mama Egypt, Mama Greece, Germania, Rome, China, if I didn't make that clear. And god damnit, now I want to write a sequal where Atlantis comes back, finds Rome dead, and falls in love with Italy. Bad plot bunnies, I don't have time for that!
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this is great!! haha made my day (night) plus i guessed 4 out of the 5 correct to!!
I love the idea of cosmo interviewing the nations so that he can prove no one cared about atlantis XD it would be really funny to see her try to release a kraken(sp?) on germany cause he spends to much time with italy lol i love your fills so much!!!!
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Also, why I'm feeling that the only reason Cosmo got away with this was that Fairy World-tan neither could stand the parody Sue incredibly arrogant little fish nation.
(recaptcha: powers argues. no, reCaptcha, they are kning of agreeing in the same issue)
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This is AMAZING, just everything about it!
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That was awesome. Just awesome.
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