Hotel Hijinks (2/2)
anonymous
February 22 2010, 20:40:40 UTC
Finally, he managed to jerk his attention away when Prussia almost stepped on him.
“Hey, chicken Greece!” Prussia yelled. “Looks like you were having fun!”
“I was.” Greece said, nodding as he and Turkey both helped Japan redress himself. “You?”
“Hell, yes, I was!” Prussia said, laughing. “This all of yours?”
Greece shook his head, gesturing at Canada - he was leaning against the wall with Belarus in his arms. He was using the full-sized Canadian flag wrapped around her to clean her face up, smiling - and then in the opposite direction at Switzerland, who had put his gun away now that Liechtenstein was shielding Estonia with her own body.
“My orgy was bigger than yours.” Prussia said smugly. “My awesomeness wins again!”
“A group of men passing one woman around does not an orgy make.” Greece pointed out. “Mine was a gangbang.”
“Well, if you wanna get technical about it.” Prussia grumbled, and Sealand had to fight not to laugh out loud at him.
About that time, a hotel employee managed to worm his way through them all and turn the alarm off. Without the noise, people began to calm down.
Well, some of them, anyway. Scotland was laughing and cursing good-naturedly while he and Russia fought back and forth across the hall, England having abandoned them to let Prussia know just how disgusting he was. Spain apparently still hadn't found the key, and South Italy was loudly proclaiming him an idiot and telling him he wasn't allowed back in the hotel room until he found the damn key. North Italy was demanding tearfully to know why he and Korea couldn't join France and Germany in Seychelles's room, while France was preoccupied explaining in detail why Belarus would look much better wrapped in a French flag, as the blue would compliment her eyes better.
Sealand took a moment to zone out watching Taiwan and Vietnam again. Had he mentioned that lesbians were awesome?
But back to the funny stuff. Holland and Belgium had disappeared, and Prussia was dragging England into his room, saying it was only a letter's difference, and Russia was nowhere near his five meters, anyway. Ukraine had abandoned Denmark at his door to try and break up the fight between Russia and Scotland, and since she was wearing nothing but a pair of lacy blue panties, she did a good job of it. Greece collected Canada and Belarus, excused them from France, and took them back into his room with Turkey and Japan. Hong Kong announced he was going to bed, and China went back to help 'subdue' England- Hungary went with him, already holding a video camera.
The hallway emptied pretty quickly at that point, until it was just Sealand and the lesbians. He watched them until Taiwan picked Vietnam up and carried her back into her room, then Sealand abandoned the hall to go curl up next to Latvia, who was still out cold.
“Hey, chicken Greece!” Prussia yelled. “Looks like you were having fun!”
“I was.” Greece said, nodding as he and Turkey both helped Japan redress himself. “You?”
“Hell, yes, I was!” Prussia said, laughing. “This all of yours?”
Greece shook his head, gesturing at Canada - he was leaning against the wall with Belarus in his arms. He was using the full-sized Canadian flag wrapped around her to clean her face up, smiling - and then in the opposite direction at Switzerland, who had put his gun away now that Liechtenstein was shielding Estonia with her own body.
“My orgy was bigger than yours.” Prussia said smugly. “My awesomeness wins again!”
“A group of men passing one woman around does not an orgy make.” Greece pointed out. “Mine was a gangbang.”
“Well, if you wanna get technical about it.” Prussia grumbled, and Sealand had to fight not to laugh out loud at him.
About that time, a hotel employee managed to worm his way through them all and turn the alarm off. Without the noise, people began to calm down.
Well, some of them, anyway. Scotland was laughing and cursing good-naturedly while he and Russia fought back and forth across the hall, England having abandoned them to let Prussia know just how disgusting he was. Spain apparently still hadn't found the key, and South Italy was loudly proclaiming him an idiot and telling him he wasn't allowed back in the hotel room until he found the damn key. North Italy was demanding tearfully to know why he and Korea couldn't join France and Germany in Seychelles's room, while France was preoccupied explaining in detail why Belarus would look much better wrapped in a French flag, as the blue would compliment her eyes better.
Sealand took a moment to zone out watching Taiwan and Vietnam again. Had he mentioned that lesbians were awesome?
But back to the funny stuff. Holland and Belgium had disappeared, and Prussia was dragging England into his room, saying it was only a letter's difference, and Russia was nowhere near his five meters, anyway. Ukraine had abandoned Denmark at his door to try and break up the fight between Russia and Scotland, and since she was wearing nothing but a pair of lacy blue panties, she did a good job of it. Greece collected Canada and Belarus, excused them from France, and took them back into his room with Turkey and Japan. Hong Kong announced he was going to bed, and China went back to help 'subdue' England- Hungary went with him, already holding a video camera.
The hallway emptied pretty quickly at that point, until it was just Sealand and the lesbians. He watched them until Taiwan picked Vietnam up and carried her back into her room, then Sealand abandoned the hall to go curl up next to Latvia, who was still out cold.
All was quiet on the home front again.
So to speak.
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