Idiots will always be indiots part 6/?
anonymous
February 21 2010, 00:02:22 UTC
Lithuania and Poland side
Lithuania missed America. After he was taken back to Russia, he missed America very much. Not just that man, but also the landscape, and the pets he owned. He was going to go to America’s house that morning to meet Tony and the whale again, but there was a country that followed him. His partner, Poland. They haven’t been able to talk often, but Lithuania sighed and decided this was a good reunion. They walked through the streets as Poland was talking in his valley girl style again.
Lithuania only smiled, his mind elsewhere. When he was conscious of the noise around him he heard Polish. Poland was still talking. “Do you know where England is?” asked the voice.
Why would Poland ask for England? “Liet?” Poland asked.
“Poland, why were you asking for England?”
“What? Like, why would I like ask for someone like England?”
“Then who was-?” Lithuania stopped to see it was the country he was searching for, America.
America spotted Lithuania at the same time and waved. Lithuania waved back. Then, America kept asking the man questions in Polish. “I can’t like believe he can like talk my language like as good as me!” Poland exclaimed.
“Me too,” Lithuania said surprised. When he was living with America, not once did he talk in a different language, except for that one time he read something in Spanish and failed. Did America have a secret ability that he didn’t know about? Just then America came over. “Long time no see, Lithuania!”
“Hi Mr. America,” Lithuania smiled while Poland was about to start a tantrum. But he didn’t in the end.
“I was just wondering if you wanted to visit my house later. Tony and the whale are getting a little lonely without you,” America said.
“Okay,” Lithuania said while Poland grabbed him.
“Liet is like mine and he can’t go unless I can like go too,” Poland pouted.
“Okay?” America agreed “But for now I need to find England, bye,”
America left with the both of them having confused faces. Did America always have this talent?
Canada (who?) and Cuba side
Canada was obviously invisible to everyone. He didn’t like it and he hated it more if someone got him confused for America, like Cuba. Today Cuba chased him all around town since he though Canada was America. Panting, Canada stopped for a rest. He sighed. Then he heard some Spanish. Did Cuba already catch up to him?
Cuba was chasing Canada who he though was his most hated, America. Then he heard someone talk in French that sounded like Canada. He decided to go greet the fellow since he didn’t hate Canada.
“MAPLE!” Canada screamed cringing.
“Canada?” Cuba asked as he saw the man was America.
Then America looked at both and smiled. He then asked in both their native languages, “Do you know where England is?”
“No,” they both answered.
America left with both of them with confused faces. “America and Spanish?” asked Canada.
“He was speaking in your kind of French too,” Cuba said.
Both countries didn’t notice this before, but America could talk in different languages? They just looked at each other and then went somewhere together.
Lithuania missed America. After he was taken back to Russia, he missed America very much. Not just that man, but also the landscape, and the pets he owned. He was going to go to America’s house that morning to meet Tony and the whale again, but there was a country that followed him. His partner, Poland. They haven’t been able to talk often, but Lithuania sighed and decided this was a good reunion. They walked through the streets as Poland was talking in his valley girl style again.
Lithuania only smiled, his mind elsewhere. When he was conscious of the noise around him he heard Polish. Poland was still talking. “Do you know where England is?” asked the voice.
Why would Poland ask for England? “Liet?” Poland asked.
“Poland, why were you asking for England?”
“What? Like, why would I like ask for someone like England?”
“Then who was-?” Lithuania stopped to see it was the country he was searching for, America.
America spotted Lithuania at the same time and waved. Lithuania waved back. Then, America kept asking the man questions in Polish. “I can’t like believe he can like talk my language like as good as me!” Poland exclaimed.
“Me too,” Lithuania said surprised. When he was living with America, not once did he talk in a different language, except for that one time he read something in Spanish and failed. Did America have a secret ability that he didn’t know about? Just then America came over. “Long time no see, Lithuania!”
“Hi Mr. America,” Lithuania smiled while Poland was about to start a tantrum. But he didn’t in the end.
“I was just wondering if you wanted to visit my house later. Tony and the whale are getting a little lonely without you,” America said.
“Okay,” Lithuania said while Poland grabbed him.
“Liet is like mine and he can’t go unless I can like go too,” Poland pouted.
“Okay?” America agreed “But for now I need to find England, bye,”
America left with the both of them having confused faces. Did America always have this talent?
Canada (who?) and Cuba side
Canada was obviously invisible to everyone. He didn’t like it and he hated it more if someone got him confused for America, like Cuba. Today Cuba chased him all around town since he though Canada was America. Panting, Canada stopped for a rest. He sighed. Then he heard some Spanish. Did Cuba already catch up to him?
Cuba was chasing Canada who he though was his most hated, America. Then he heard someone talk in French that sounded like Canada. He decided to go greet the fellow since he didn’t hate Canada.
“MAPLE!” Canada screamed cringing.
“Canada?” Cuba asked as he saw the man was America.
Then America looked at both and smiled. He then asked in both their native languages, “Do you know where England is?”
“No,” they both answered.
America left with both of them with confused faces. “America and Spanish?” asked Canada.
“He was speaking in your kind of French too,” Cuba said.
Both countries didn’t notice this before, but America could talk in different languages? They just looked at each other and then went somewhere together.
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