Ilu anon <3
anonymous
February 21 2010, 10:03:38 UTC
*is the non-OP that brought up the 'what if England didn't even know he was playing Risk while winning' thing* Ilu so much for putting that in! Same with the other non-OP's request about how he always tries to attack France~
LOL, that was amazing anon! 8'D Pretty awesome for a first fill!
“I can’t believe you took me down so easily.”
“Don’t be so hard on yourself. Many have fallen to my awesome in the past. Now, on your knees! Praise me!”
“Somebody go before Prussia’s ego takes a corporeal form…again.”
“England your turn.”
“You’re it.”
“We’re playing Risk!”
“I attack France!”
“You’re nowhere near him!”
“No, wait, I’m in America.”
“Oh, then okay. Roll the dice.”
“…”
“Merde.”
“He just conquered North America, again, in one turn. What’s in his drink…?”
“We said no Denmark. My turn and I’ll attack Russia.”
“Again? As your friend, I’m telling you to just let it go.”
“Non, I’ll win this time.”
“…”
“Damn it.”
“Since it’s my turn, I’ll attack Scandinavia.”
“Hey, stay away from them!”
“Relax Denmark, since I already obliterated you, I’ll defend them.”
“…”
“KOLKOLKOL.”
“Don’t mess with the best, Russia.”
“Oh hey is it my turn? I’ll attack the Middle East.”
“Isn’t Angleterre there too?”
“*Hic* Bring it on! I’ve got the ace of trump!”
“We’re playing Risk, and that’s a coaster.”
“…”
“As your friend, I’m telling you that you should just give it up too, Spain. My awesome turn and I’m going after Greenland.”
“Um, England…”
“I *hic* select rock!”
“Just roll the freaking dice!”
“…”
“Pft, I’ll get you next time.”
“You and what army? That’s *hic* right, you don’t-”
“Your turn Angleterre! You want to conquer South America now?”
“France, those are my last territories!”
“*Hic* Draw your next pathetic card tosser, so I can end this duel!”
“Just roll and shut him up.”
“…”
“I think that means you’re out Spain.”
“Good riddance, you suck at hopscotch!”
“We’re playing Risk, dumbass!”
“Well, I’m going to-”
“Let’s just assume Russia beat you again and move to his turn.”
“You don’t know what I was going to do Denmark!”
“What were you going to do then?”
“…go Russia.”
“I’ll attack Japan.”
“But that’s England’s again…”
“He can’t win them all, right?”
“…”
“KOLKOL-”
“Yeah, yeah, we get it. My turn and I’m after Africa now!”
“Mon dieu, that’s my last territory!”
“All’s fair in kicking your ass!”
“I thought love was in there somewhere…”
“Shut up Spain.”
“…”
“And that makes three continents for me.”
“Now I’ve only got my India territory…”
“And I’ll *hic* sink your battleship!”
“We’re playing Risk, mon ami…”
“He is right next to you…”
“Sounds like a legit attack to me.”
“Just because you two are out doesn’t mean you can conspire against me.”
“Tally ho!”
“Don’t chuck the dice at my head!”
“…”
“Mr. Green, in the hall, with the revolver.”
“We’re playing Risk, and you just killed off France.”
“Same thing *hic*.”
“My turn then, yes?”
“Yeah, go ahead.”
“I’d like to take back Russia now.”
“Pft, like the awesome me would let you.”
“…”
“Чёрт!”
“And that’s a win for my new German Empire! On your knees peasant!”
“I’m *hic* attacking with my Marshall.”
“We’re playing Risk.”
“That one was actually pretty close.”
“Let’s go England, final showdown! German Empire versus British Empire! Winner drinks the rest of France’s beer.”
“England’s wasted enough as it is.”
“Spain, do you actually think I’m going to lose to a drunk England? He doesn’t even know what we’re playing.”
“He did beat the rest of us.”
“Well, Denmark, I’m far more awesome than you.”
“I’ll put a hotel on *hic* boardwalk now.”
“England, we’re playing Risk, now roll the dice so we can prove my awesome to everyone in the room.”
“…”
“Scheiße.”
“Go fish.”
“He beat you good.”
“He beat you good first!”
“I propose we don’t play with drunk England anymore.”
“Fantastique idea Spain. All in favor?”
“Not unless I can get drunk too.”
“Agree with Denmark, now hand me a beer!”
“Yeah, Spain’s idea is a good one.”
“Pfft. S’not my fault you bloody wankers don’t know how to play Scrabble.”
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Brillant fill!
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This was amusing.
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Ilu so much for putting that in! Same with the other non-OP's request about how he always tries to attack France~
LOL, that was amazing anon! 8'D Pretty awesome for a first fill!
I loved all those game references. <3
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