Guys, Greece Is Never Holding This Conference Again. Ever. [3a/?]
anonymous
February 16 2010, 16:33:44 UTC
Main conference room
11.11 a.m.
“So. It seems we have some problems here,” Greece began, trying to avoid everyone’s eyes without anyone noticing it. “So I think we should... uh...” he stopped to think for a while. Germany had just asked him as the host to take the lead, so he had yet to come up with something to say. If I stop the meeting, Eros is likely to complain, no doubt. But if we continue, more and more of us will start to act strange. And at this rate we won’t get anything done anyway, so it would be suspicious to act like nothing is wrong... But I can’t tell them what’s going on, they would blame me for it and that’d just be a pain. I don’t think Eros would listen to me if I told him he’s just causing me trouble... Though there is really no harm done and the effects will disappear, I’m worried about-
“Greece, snap out of it, you’re daydreaming again,” a voice interrupted his thoughts. “Look, I know you’re bad at concentrating, but try not to fall asleep in the middle of a speech, ‘kay?”
Greece’s calm thoughts were washed away as he turned to look at his neighbour. “I’m not sleeping, Turkey! Here you come jumping to false conclusions again! Did you just have to attend this time too?!”
Turkey tossed his head, ready for a good old argument. “Of course I came, for God’s sake! You even bothered to invite me remember? And I would have come even if you didn’t, you know, I have always attended the preV-conference!”
“That’s what I’m talking about!” Greece shouted back. “And I tell you, I only invited you after long and hard thinking and I’m already regretting it!”
“Well I’m here nonetheless”, Turkey looked proudly away from Greece and raised his hands showing his victory in this matter. “And I’m going to-“
Turkey paused and Greece’s jaw dropped as a pink arrow hit and merged into his neighbour. Gawking, he turned slowly to look at his left where Eros was whistling innocently and checking his fingernails. Then he turned back to Turkey to find out just who was the victim of love this time. And why did have to be Turkey!
The other nations didn’t understand what had stopped the two from shouting and what had made Greece to look so nervous. Egypt tilted his head at this unexpected silence. He had just been ready to come between the two once again.
But instead of turning his attention back at Greece, like he usually would have done, Turkey walked past his rival and in deep uneasy silence proceeded around the table and to one certain nation, kneeling down beside him.
“Why haven’t I noticed you before?” Turkey said quietly and reached his hands towards his ‘victim’, but didn’t touch, just ghosted his fingers above the skin and clothes. “Why have you, all these years, hidden yourself from me?”
Egypt opened his mouth but didn’t say anything. Germany buried his face in his hands in defeat, mumbling something like “Oh god, not him too...”
“Why have you been so faraway until now?” Turkey continued, voice sounding so small it alone made things feel akward. “Beyond my reach”, he whispered and, holding Canada’s head between his hands he softly kissed him, barely touching his lips. “My beautiful Canadian.”
“Why me?” Canada said quietly and glanced around, nervous since he wasn’t accustomed to this much attention.
Guys, Greece Is Never Holding This Conference Again. Ever. [3b/?]
anonymous
February 16 2010, 16:38:15 UTC
“Hey you!” America stood up and Turkey and Canada both turned to look at him. “Let go of my brother.”
Turkey stood too, turning around. With one hand he secured Canada behind him, keeping him close to himself like he was protecting him.
“I won’t let go, America. Not just like that,” Turkey said to the older brother, merrily snapping back to his usual self. “Give me a one good reason to do that.”
“Because I say so!” America answered and raised his finger to point at the Mediterranean country.
“I said a ‘good reason’...”
“France took England away from me, so like hell I’m going to let you have Canada!”
“So that’s what’s been rubbing you,” France smiled. “I see, that explains why you’ve been so silent for a while.”
America blushed, but forced himself to look authoritative. “Mark my words, Turk! I’m not going to let you have my brother!”
Turkey smiled. “If it’s a duel you want kid, just come and get it.”
Greece turned pale. This could be bad.
Canada noticed ‘this’ too. “No no no no please don’t honestly stop it-”
Turkey turned around and gently touched Canada’s hair, kissing his forehead. “Don’t worry, love. I won’t lose you. I’ll fight with all my might.”
“That’s exactly what I’m worried about!” Canada tried, but Turkey silenced him by pressing a finger to his lips.
“I’ll come back in one piece”, Turkey assured and straightened and turned his back to Canada. He was staring straight down the barrel of America’s gun. He smiled. “You just wait there until I return.”
Some unfortunate petshop
11.02 a.m.
“Just give me that bird, okay!”Belarus shouted to the poor shop owner who hurried to give her what she wanted.
Belarus took the small cage with its innocent inhabitant and pulled one of her knives out, glaring murderously at the whiteness of the dove’s plumage.
“Here, birdy birdy birdy birdy...”
The shop owner stared at her. He would have called the authorities if he’d had enough courage to move.
-- Next time: Seychelles is enjoying herself, Canada feigns innocence and France admits England can be awesome. TBC.
Re: Guys, Greece Is Never Holding This Conference Again. Ever. [3b/?]
anonymous
February 16 2010, 23:04:50 UTC
WHAT AN AWESOME FILL!! I'm loving France's perverted brilliance, anf FrUK, my favourite pairing!! And the preview for next chapter already sounds awesome for these two =^_^=
Russia, you completely awesome being, marry me ♥ he was hilarious and he only had two sentences in these last chapters! Now that America has claimed attention back to himself (and thank you SO MUCH for that USUK mention...my second favourite pairing!), I hope he gets hit...and inevitably falls for Russia (third fav pairing, maybe too greedy ^^U). That would be hilarious and very alarming to everyone but Russia, obviously. Excellet choice for blackmail and taking advantageXD
Belarus, you continue to terrorize poor Greeks xD Oh, god, and the random and surprisingly splendid Turkey/Canada?? WHAT IS THIS MEME DOING TO MY SANITY? That sounds fantastic!
11.11 a.m.
“So. It seems we have some problems here,” Greece began, trying to avoid everyone’s eyes without anyone noticing it. “So I think we should... uh...” he stopped to think for a while. Germany had just asked him as the host to take the lead, so he had yet to come up with something to say. If I stop the meeting, Eros is likely to complain, no doubt. But if we continue, more and more of us will start to act strange. And at this rate we won’t get anything done anyway, so it would be suspicious to act like nothing is wrong... But I can’t tell them what’s going on, they would blame me for it and that’d just be a pain. I don’t think Eros would listen to me if I told him he’s just causing me trouble... Though there is really no harm done and the effects will disappear, I’m worried about-
“Greece, snap out of it, you’re daydreaming again,” a voice interrupted his thoughts. “Look, I know you’re bad at concentrating, but try not to fall asleep in the middle of a speech, ‘kay?”
Greece’s calm thoughts were washed away as he turned to look at his neighbour. “I’m not sleeping, Turkey! Here you come jumping to false conclusions again! Did you just have to attend this time too?!”
Turkey tossed his head, ready for a good old argument. “Of course I came, for God’s sake! You even bothered to invite me remember? And I would have come even if you didn’t, you know, I have always attended the preV-conference!”
“That’s what I’m talking about!” Greece shouted back. “And I tell you, I only invited you after long and hard thinking and I’m already regretting it!”
“Well I’m here nonetheless”, Turkey looked proudly away from Greece and raised his hands showing his victory in this matter. “And I’m going to-“
Turkey paused and Greece’s jaw dropped as a pink arrow hit and merged into his neighbour. Gawking, he turned slowly to look at his left where Eros was whistling innocently and checking his fingernails. Then he turned back to Turkey to find out just who was the victim of love this time. And why did have to be Turkey!
The other nations didn’t understand what had stopped the two from shouting and what had made Greece to look so nervous. Egypt tilted his head at this unexpected silence. He had just been ready to come between the two once again.
But instead of turning his attention back at Greece, like he usually would have done, Turkey walked past his rival and in deep uneasy silence proceeded around the table and to one certain nation, kneeling down beside him.
“Why haven’t I noticed you before?” Turkey said quietly and reached his hands towards his ‘victim’, but didn’t touch, just ghosted his fingers above the skin and clothes. “Why have you, all these years, hidden yourself from me?”
Egypt opened his mouth but didn’t say anything. Germany buried his face in his hands in defeat, mumbling something like “Oh god, not him too...”
“Why have you been so faraway until now?” Turkey continued, voice sounding so small it alone made things feel akward. “Beyond my reach”, he whispered and, holding Canada’s head between his hands he softly kissed him, barely touching his lips. “My beautiful Canadian.”
“Why me?” Canada said quietly and glanced around, nervous since he wasn’t accustomed to this much attention.
Well. Not in this way at least.
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Turkey stood too, turning around. With one hand he secured Canada behind him, keeping him close to himself like he was protecting him.
“I won’t let go, America. Not just like that,” Turkey said to the older brother, merrily snapping back to his usual self. “Give me a one good reason to do that.”
“Because I say so!” America answered and raised his finger to point at the Mediterranean country.
“I said a ‘good reason’...”
“France took England away from me, so like hell I’m going to let you have Canada!”
“So that’s what’s been rubbing you,” France smiled. “I see, that explains why you’ve been so silent for a while.”
America blushed, but forced himself to look authoritative. “Mark my words, Turk! I’m not going to let you have my brother!”
Turkey smiled. “If it’s a duel you want kid, just come and get it.”
Greece turned pale. This could be bad.
Canada noticed ‘this’ too. “No no no no please don’t honestly stop it-”
Turkey turned around and gently touched Canada’s hair, kissing his forehead. “Don’t worry, love. I won’t lose you. I’ll fight with all my might.”
“That’s exactly what I’m worried about!” Canada tried, but Turkey silenced him by pressing a finger to his lips.
“I’ll come back in one piece”, Turkey assured and straightened and turned his back to Canada. He was staring straight down the barrel of America’s gun. He smiled. “You just wait there until I return.”
Some unfortunate petshop
11.02 a.m.
“Just give me that bird, okay!”Belarus shouted to the poor shop owner who hurried to give her what she wanted.
Belarus took the small cage with its innocent inhabitant and pulled one of her knives out, glaring murderously at the whiteness of the dove’s plumage.
“Here, birdy birdy birdy birdy...”
The shop owner stared at her. He would have called the authorities if he’d had enough courage to move.
--
Next time: Seychelles is enjoying herself, Canada feigns innocence and France admits England can be awesome.
TBC.
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OH ANON
YOU ARE KILLING ME
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I totally did not expect the Turkey/Canada part! ahahhahhahah!!
:D :D
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Russia, you completely awesome being, marry me ♥ he was hilarious and he only had two sentences in these last chapters!
Now that America has claimed attention back to himself (and thank you SO MUCH for that USUK mention...my second favourite pairing!), I hope he gets hit...and inevitably falls for Russia (third fav pairing, maybe too greedy ^^U). That would be hilarious and very alarming to everyone but Russia, obviously. Excellet choice for blackmail and taking advantageXD
Belarus, you continue to terrorize poor Greeks xD
Oh, god, and the random and surprisingly splendid Turkey/Canada?? WHAT IS THIS MEME DOING TO MY SANITY? That sounds fantastic!
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seriously, I'm incoherent, this is so awesome I'm lost for words. GOOD JOB ANON!
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