Anon gives a fill loosely based on the prompt [1/?]
anonymous
February 15 2010, 22:16:22 UTC
I sincerely apologize. More inspired by the actual olympics pairs than the movie (considering I've never seen the movie). Also by the comment the commentators gave about one of the Chinese figure skaters, that "he's built like the incredible hulk".
---
It started about two years ago, at yet another world meeting. Someone had obviously not put too much thought into the seating arrangement, because, by such luck, Russia and America sat side by side.
“Hey,” said America, prodding Russia with the eraser of his pencil. Russia plucked the pencil out of his hand, and then crushed it in his fist.
“I was just going to ask if you wanted to partner me. You don’t have to be so mean about it.”
Russia paused, his eyes toward the front of the room, and said in a low voice, “I’m not gay, America.”
“That’s not what I meant,” said America, picking another pencil from the mug on the table. “My partner… she’s… I don’t think it’s going to work out.”
“And you are telling me this…why?”
“Because I think you’d be a better replacement. You’re heavier.” And with calculating eyes America sized Russia up, guessing weight and balance even behind Russia’s heavy winter clothing. “You’re, what, two-hundred twenty, two-hundred thirty pounds?”
“I’m one-hundred and ten kilos and I don’t see what this has to do with your troubles finding partners -”
“She’s the second one whose face I broke throwing across the ice. I really, really don’t think it’s going to work out to find another one.”
Russia blinked, scooting just a centimeter away.“Perhaps if you didn’t throw your girlfriends you would be able to keep them.”
“Girlfri-oh. Oh. No.”
And Russia stared.
“I mean… you’re a good skater. I’ve seen stuff on youtube.”
“Thank you?”
“So I’m asking you to skate with me. You’re nice and heavy,” said America.
“If you can’t skate pairs you should skate single,” said Russia, his voice hushing. The meeting was going to start soon, but it seemed he had no intention to stop the conversation. “Pairs are about the most difficult thing to do, anyway.”
“But it’s lonely out there.”
“…”
“And we would have an advantage, together,” said America, “We’re both strong enough to lift each other. Wouldn’t that be awesome?”
“No, it would be horrible. Those figures are weighted for women.”
“I’d let you throw me,” said America abruptly.
“…”
“You’ve always wanted to throw me across the room. I know it. I’m going to let you.” Russia looked in his eyes. America was dead serious.
Re: Anon gives a fill loosely based on the prompt [1/?]
anonymous
February 15 2010, 23:02:14 UTC
Alfred made a good choice, Russia has been winning pairs since 1960. I'm so ridiculously obsessed with this idea and now this fill. You don't even know. *F5 so hard*
Re: Anon gives a fill loosely based on the prompt [1/?]
anonymous
February 16 2010, 01:08:27 UTC
So many excellent lines here <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
“So I’m asking you to skate with me. You’re nice and heavy,” said America.
*snort* I wish I knew someone as ridiculously...as America. Just AmericaXD
“She’s the second one whose face I broke throwing across the ice. I really, really don’t think it’s going to work out to find another one.”
Russia blinked, scooting just a centimeter away.“Perhaps if you didn’t throw your girlfriends you would be able to keep them.”
But I love my sports innuendo, yes I do. Russia getting sloooowly away from America's dangerous notions on pairing off...LOL
“I mean… you’re a good skater. I’ve seen stuff on youtube.”
“Thank you?”
XD Ivan's manner always conquers my heartXD
“But it’s lonely out there.”
“…”
So...SO AMERICA XDXDXDXDXD (actually, I wonder how Russia can contain the giggles after that ridiculous sentenceXD)
“I’d let you throw me,” said America abruptly.
“…”
XDXDXD I can see Russia second-guessing himself hereXD. Just about made my day <3
“You’ve always wanted to throw me across the room. I know it. I’m going to let you.” Russia looked in his eyes. America was dead serious.
“…Ask me again after the meeting.”
I LIED. THIS DID Russia, he's got you. Who could pass up such an opportunity? xD Strange thing is, they'll probably rock at it, too
here's to hoping that throwing people across the room really IS the way to America's heartXD. I wanna see Russia getting into it and being all playful as he starts enjoying to lift him and all shameless shipper
From “She’s the second one whose face I broke throwing across the ice." to the "You're nice and heavy." line, I can safely say...
Keep. Going.
I
WANT
MOAH!!
--Author!Anon don't you change a thing or worry about my being nit-picky. So far this fill is awesome. -Covered in toasted marshmallows served by hot host boys, at place that gives away free kittens and puppies...all wearing bunny ears. That kind of awesome.
---
It started about two years ago, at yet another world meeting. Someone had obviously not put too much thought into the seating arrangement, because, by such luck, Russia and America sat side by side.
“Hey,” said America, prodding Russia with the eraser of his pencil.
Russia plucked the pencil out of his hand, and then crushed it in his fist.
“I was just going to ask if you wanted to partner me. You don’t have to be so mean about it.”
Russia paused, his eyes toward the front of the room, and said in a low voice, “I’m not gay, America.”
“That’s not what I meant,” said America, picking another pencil from the mug on the table. “My partner… she’s… I don’t think it’s going to work out.”
“And you are telling me this…why?”
“Because I think you’d be a better replacement. You’re heavier.” And with calculating eyes America sized Russia up, guessing weight and balance even behind Russia’s heavy winter clothing. “You’re, what, two-hundred twenty,
two-hundred thirty pounds?”
“I’m one-hundred and ten kilos and I don’t see what this has to do with your troubles finding partners -”
“She’s the second one whose face I broke throwing across the ice. I really, really don’t think it’s going to work out to find another one.”
Russia blinked, scooting just a centimeter away.“Perhaps if you didn’t throw your girlfriends you would be able to keep them.”
“Girlfri-oh. Oh. No.”
And Russia stared.
“I mean… you’re a good skater. I’ve seen stuff on youtube.”
“Thank you?”
“So I’m asking you to skate with me. You’re nice and heavy,” said America.
“If you can’t skate pairs you should skate single,” said Russia, his voice hushing. The meeting was going to start soon, but it seemed he had no intention to stop the conversation. “Pairs are about the most difficult thing to do, anyway.”
“But it’s lonely out there.”
“…”
“And we would have an advantage, together,” said America, “We’re both strong enough to lift each other. Wouldn’t that be awesome?”
“No, it would be horrible. Those figures are weighted for women.”
“I’d let you throw me,” said America abruptly.
“…”
“You’ve always wanted to throw me across the room. I know it. I’m going to let you.” Russia looked in his eyes. America was dead serious.
“…Ask me again after the meeting.”
“Really?”
“We shall see about this.”
Reply
But it's lonely out there.
And my god, his poor partners...
I love you.
Reply
I'm so ridiculously obsessed with this idea and now this fill.
You don't even know. *F5 so hard*
Reply
“…Ask me again after the meeting.”
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
ReCaptcha: wear retinas. O.o I didn't realise I could take them off.
Reply
Х))))))))))))))....
Reply
That is an awesome video. :DDD
Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYzjaFAPjQ4&feature=related
^_~
Reply
“So I’m asking you to skate with me. You’re nice and heavy,” said America.
*snort* I wish I knew someone as ridiculously...as America. Just AmericaXD
“She’s the second one whose face I broke throwing across the ice. I really, really don’t think it’s going to work out to find another one.”
Russia blinked, scooting just a centimeter away.“Perhaps if you didn’t throw your girlfriends you would be able to keep them.”
But I love my sports innuendo, yes I do. Russia getting sloooowly away from America's dangerous notions on pairing off...LOL
“I mean… you’re a good skater. I’ve seen stuff on youtube.”
“Thank you?”
XD Ivan's manner always conquers my heartXD
“But it’s lonely out there.”
“…”
So...SO AMERICA XDXDXDXDXD
(actually, I wonder how Russia can contain the giggles after that ridiculous sentenceXD)
“I’d let you throw me,” said America abruptly.
“…”
XDXDXD I can see Russia second-guessing himself hereXD. Just about made my day <3
“You’ve always wanted to throw me across the room. I know it. I’m going to let you.” Russia looked in his eyes. America was dead serious.
“…Ask me again after the meeting.”
I LIED. THIS DID
Russia, he's got you. Who could pass up such an opportunity? xD
Strange thing is, they'll probably rock at it, too
here's to hoping that throwing people across the room really IS the way to America's heartXD. I wanna see Russia getting into it and being all playful as he starts enjoying to lift him and all shameless shipper
Reply
Keep. Going.
I
WANT
MOAH!!
--Author!Anon don't you change a thing or worry about my being nit-picky. So far this fill is awesome.
-Covered in toasted marshmallows served by hot host boys, at place that gives away free kittens and puppies...all wearing bunny ears. That kind of awesome.
Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6MksZvcB9A
Reply
Leave a comment