From Greece
anonymous
February 9 2010, 21:06:43 UTC
Dear Hetalia fandom,
Hmm, I can't say that I hate you like some other nations apparently do. As Japan so eloquently put it, none of us would have received any outside attention at all if it weren't for you. You may not write about me often, but it's only to be expected as I'm not one of the main characters, and you do stay faithful to my character most of the time.
However, why, for the love of all gods of every nation ever, do you love pairing me with Turkey so much? I hate him. He caused the death of my mother and made my childhood a living hell. I would be utterly miserable with him and never get a moment's peace. Do you really hate me that much? Or believe that hate = lust = love? Or that me learning Japan's language, eating all of his snacks, and having sex with him can't possibly mean that I'm in love with Japan instead? Are my feelings really that ambiguous? Is that why he didn't respond to them at first? I don't want to get mad at you as many of you don't seem to be doing this out of ill will, but I thought that it would be obvious that Turkey and I are as far from lovers as you can get. And the masked bastard actually agrees with me, which makes this even more attention-worthy. But seriously, isn't it obvious that Turkey would much rather lay Japan than me? And that I hate him even more because of this? That's really the only complaint I have, though. I'd like to get more fanworks, of course, and it surprises me a bit that I'm not paired up with other nations nearly as much as France is when I'm said to have even more sex than he does, but I'm really not all that bothered by it (I'm still getting laid in real life either way) and I'm not going to get demanding about it. Although it would be nice if you remembered my relationship with Japan more often, like he mentioned in his own letter. ...Hmm? Oh yes, I do have one more thing to clear up: Japan and I are not in an intimate relationship. We're only good friends who enjoy talking about cats and philosophy. That "night" between us was only a dream on Japan's part. We do not cuddle or kiss or go on dates or have sex. When there are other people around, that is. He's still shy about that sort of thing. Love, Greece
Note to self: Must remember to get more Tipp-Ex soon.
Re: From Greece
anonymous
February 9 2010, 21:27:59 UTC
So cute! I'd like to see different pairings for Greece too - Spain/Greece is hot as hell and so is Greece/either Italy brothers, and if you are really into hatesex Bulgary would probably work just as well as Turkey.
But even more alone appearances would be nice, I like him so much.
Not really allXD. Greece being sneaky is, somehow, perfect ;) (eldest of the modern nations, can't get anything past him). Yes, dear, we will remember your relationship with Japan. Even though fandom will never let go of the hate=lust=love triade, specially in this fandom where there are equal amounts of the three between all the cast at some point in historyXD
And Turkey/Japan/you is HOT xD
I'd also like to see other Greece pairings! Spain/Greece sounds fantastic, and Egypt/Greece is very hot. And now that you mention France, I'm craving Freece...everybody should get a piece of Francis ^^ ...wait. France(nation of love)/Greece(nation who has most sex)/Spain(chosen best lovers by women in 52 countries). NOW THAT IS DAMNED HOT
Hmm, I can't say that I hate you like some other nations apparently do. As Japan so eloquently put it, none of us would have received any outside attention at all if it weren't for you. You may not write about me often, but it's only to be expected as I'm not one of the main characters, and you do stay faithful to my character most of the time.
However, why, for the love of all gods of every nation ever, do you love pairing me with Turkey so much? I hate him. He caused the death of my mother and made my childhood a living hell. I would be utterly miserable with him and never get a moment's peace. Do you really hate me that much? Or believe that hate = lust = love? Or that me learning Japan's language, eating all of his snacks, and having sex with him can't possibly mean that I'm in love with Japan instead? Are my feelings really that ambiguous? Is that why he didn't respond to them at first?
I don't want to get mad at you as many of you don't seem to be doing this out of ill will, but I thought that it would be obvious that Turkey and I are as far from lovers as you can get. And the masked bastard actually agrees with me, which makes this even more attention-worthy.
But seriously, isn't it obvious that Turkey would much rather lay Japan than me? And that I hate him even more because of this?
That's really the only complaint I have, though. I'd like to get more fanworks, of course, and it surprises me a bit that I'm not paired up with other nations nearly as much as France is when I'm said to have even more sex than he does, but I'm really not all that bothered by it (I'm still getting laid in real life either way) and I'm not going to get demanding about it.
Although it would be nice if you remembered my relationship with Japan more often, like he mentioned in his own letter.
...Hmm? Oh yes, I do have one more thing to clear up: Japan and I are not in an intimate relationship. We're only good friends who enjoy talking about cats and philosophy. That "night" between us was only a dream on Japan's part. We do not cuddle or kiss or go on dates or have sex.
When there are other people around, that is. He's still shy about that sort of thing.
Love,
Greece
Note to self: Must remember to get more Tipp-Ex soon.
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That was perfect!
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But even more alone appearances would be nice, I like him so much.
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Glad I noticed.
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Not really allXD. Greece being sneaky is, somehow, perfect ;)
(eldest of the modern nations, can't get anything past him). Yes, dear, we will remember your relationship with Japan. Even though fandom will never let go of the hate=lust=love triade, specially in this fandom where there are equal amounts of the three between all the cast at some point in historyXD
And Turkey/Japan/you is HOT xD
I'd also like to see other Greece pairings! Spain/Greece sounds fantastic, and Egypt/Greece is very hot. And now that you mention France, I'm craving Freece...everybody should get a piece of Francis ^^
...wait. France(nation of love)/Greece(nation who has most sex)/Spain(chosen best lovers by women in 52 countries). NOW THAT IS DAMNED HOT
Keep on going behind everybody's backs
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