From Russia with Love
anonymous
February 9 2010, 18:07:29 UTC
Dear Everyone,
Hello, Russia here. I have noticed that all the other countries are writing to you all so I decided to join in. First I would like to say how happy I am that you all like to write about me, some of you are very masterful with words. But I do have a few complaints I suppose. It appears to me that anytime that you need a random villain it is me even if others would make more sense, no matter what James Bond and Indiana Jones may have lead to you believe Russians are not all crazy, power hungry people. Though power is very nice. Though I am happy that I am usually a very strong villain, at least you all understand that I cannot be defeated just like that. Another thing that bothers me is that I have always managed to survive very well on my own, I like company a great deal, but I do not need them. When alone I do not sob like a disconsolate child, the idea of such weakness is a little unsettling. But besides these things you all doing quite well. I have one less question before I go and try to convince dear Alfred that I am not communist anymore, will you become one with mother Russia? Your answer choices are yes and yes.
Dear Russia, I will become one with you, mother Russia, and everything in between!! ♥ (no, I am not Belarus ¬¬)
I love his happy voice here lol. He really is appointed the villain too many times. Luckily, he is a very good and strong one, yes!XD (almost the only one we have; except when authors take dark!England form the shelf) And god, YES, whiny Russia gets on my nerves a lot. He HAS been alone for most of his life, he probably deals with it better than any of the others.
no matter what James Bond and Indiana Jones may have lead to you believe Russians are not all crazy, power hungry people. Though power is very nice.
lol. Russia, you're awesomeXD
try to convince dear Alfred that I am not communist anymore
*shipper squee of joy*
will you become one with mother Russia? Your answer choices are yes and yes.
I could totally see his happy face there at the end. I even missed an ^_^ or somethingXD
Hello, Russia here. I have noticed that all the other countries are writing to you all so I decided to join in. First I would like to say how happy I am that you all like to write about me, some of you are very masterful with words. But I do have a few complaints I suppose. It appears to me that anytime that you need a random villain it is me even if others would make more sense, no matter what James Bond and Indiana Jones may have lead to you believe Russians are not all crazy, power hungry people. Though power is very nice. Though I am happy that I am usually a very strong villain, at least you all understand that I cannot be defeated just like that. Another thing that bothers me is that I have always managed to survive very well on my own, I like company a great deal, but I do not need them. When alone I do not sob like a disconsolate child, the idea of such weakness is a little unsettling. But besides these things you all doing quite well. I have one less question before I go and try to convince dear Alfred that I am not communist anymore, will you become one with mother Russia? Your answer choices are yes and yes.
-Russia
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I am surprised the whole rapetruck thing wasn't mentioned though.
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He obviously does not know that he is also a sadistic rapetruck.
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Captcha: House snowy. Is that a joke?
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(no, I am not Belarus ¬¬)
I love his happy voice here lol. He really is appointed the villain too many times. Luckily, he is a very good and strong one, yes!XD (almost the only one we have; except when authors take dark!England form the shelf)
And god, YES, whiny Russia gets on my nerves a lot. He HAS been alone for most of his life, he probably deals with it better than any of the others.
no matter what James Bond and Indiana Jones may have lead to you believe Russians are not all crazy, power hungry people. Though power is very nice.
lol. Russia, you're awesomeXD
try to convince dear Alfred that I am not communist anymore
*shipper squee of joy*
will you become one with mother Russia? Your answer choices are yes and yes.
I could totally see his happy face there at the end. I even missed an ^_^ or somethingXD
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