Take that, fandom! With love, Prussia
anonymous
February 9 2010, 05:17:58 UTC
What's up, fandom?
This is the great and almighty Prussia speaking! I just got my computer back from Estonia (thank God for nerds, they can fix anything), and I've been searching up my own name on the internet! Why? Because I'm awesome.
And guess where I ended up?
That's right, you're not as dumb as you look!
So I've been reading some of your fanfics. And let me tell you, they sicken me. I mean, I get that I'm amazing and all-powerful (not to mention drop-dead sexigorgeolicious), but come on, I don't express feelings. I'm not in love with West, or that chic with the frying pan, or specs. I don't like them like that.
Besides, why would I need them? It's not like I'm lonely. Kesesesesesese! I don't need anyone. Though I do like some of these fics where I get to bang people at random. Like Italy's older brother? Where the fuck did that come from? Not that it's not hot. (I'm in it, so it must be.)
Not to encourage you diss your ideas or anything, but could you fill some more of these requests with me in them stop degrading my awesome with your "feelings"?
'kay. Just thought I'd let you know. Oh, wait. Gilbird wants to say something. The keyboard goes to my little chicky friend now.
kfds;alskdfjeiwoa;dlksjdf
…aw, isn't that cute. He thinks he can type.
So anyway, stop making me a sissy with a heart! I'm a ruthless soldier! Because claiming Austria's vital regions is always humiliating for that pansy.
Give me a break! Make me more macho! RESPECT MY AWESOMENESS! Bow at my feet! Become pregnant by looking at my awesomeness!
KESESESESESESESE!!!
See you on my blog!
(Take that, fandom!)
With love,
Prussia
-- Not sure if this is what OP wanted. Enjoy anyway. My Prussia fails. oTL
RC: humbles to, Prussia humbles to no one, stupid captcha!
Prussia fucking SHINES coming from your hands, anon. OP thanks you SO MUCH, since Gil is one of her favs ^^
I love his (lots of) self love, and his small letter and his totally fantastic vocabularyXDXD ...and that he's a Prussia/Romano fanXD
But I think the part with Gilbird was my favourite, specially the contrast
…aw, isn't that cute. He thinks he can type.
So anyway, stop making me a sissy with a heart!
ur no baby cute fluffy squeeable chicks lover, Prussia, don't worry xD I love you, authoranonPrussia ♥ I'm already pregnant with Prussia's babies, but I wanna carry yours too, writeranon
This is the great and almighty Prussia speaking! I just got my computer back from Estonia (thank God for nerds, they can fix anything), and I've been searching up my own name on the internet! Why? Because I'm awesome.
And guess where I ended up?
That's right, you're not as dumb as you look!
So I've been reading some of your fanfics. And let me tell you, they sicken me. I mean, I get that I'm amazing and all-powerful (not to mention drop-dead sexigorgeolicious), but come on, I don't express feelings. I'm not in love with West, or that chic with the frying pan, or specs. I don't like them like that.
Besides, why would I need them? It's not like I'm lonely. Kesesesesesese! I don't need anyone. Though I do like some of these fics where I get to bang people at random. Like Italy's older brother? Where the fuck did that come from? Not that it's not hot. (I'm in it, so it must be.)
Not to encourage you diss your ideas or anything, but could you fill some more of these requests with me in them stop degrading my awesome with your "feelings"?
'kay. Just thought I'd let you know. Oh, wait. Gilbird wants to say something. The keyboard goes to my little chicky friend now.
kfds;alskdfjeiwoa;dlksjdf
…aw, isn't that cute. He thinks he can type.
So anyway, stop making me a sissy with a heart! I'm a ruthless soldier! Because claiming Austria's vital regions is always humiliating for that pansy.
Give me a break! Make me more macho! RESPECT MY AWESOMENESS! Bow at my feet! Become pregnant by looking at my awesomeness!
KESESESESESESESE!!!
See you on my blog!
(Take that, fandom!)
With love,
Prussia
--
Not sure if this is what OP wanted. Enjoy anyway. My Prussia fails. oTL
RC: humbles to, Prussia humbles to no one, stupid captcha!
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I love his (lots of) self love, and his small letter and his totally fantastic vocabularyXDXD
...and that he's a Prussia/Romano fanXD
But I think the part with Gilbird was my favourite, specially the contrast
…aw, isn't that cute. He thinks he can type.
So anyway, stop making me a sissy with a heart!
ur no baby cute fluffy squeeable chicks lover, Prussia, don't worry xD
I love you, authoranonPrussia ♥
I'm already pregnant with Prussia's babies, but I wanna carry yours too, writeranon
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This is so many different levels of awesome.
Good job, anon!
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"Like Italy's older brother? Where the fuck did that come from? Not that it's not hot. (I'm in it, so it must be.)"
YES PRUSSIA! FUCK YEAH! YOU'RE IN IT SO IT MUST BE LIQUID, DRIPPING HOTNESS!
"Become pregnant by looking at my awesomeness!"
Oh god, why didn't you mention Mpreg >< ? WHY ? *get shot for liking creepy stuff*
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