...Once Upon A Porn... [3/3]
anonymous
February 5 2010, 12:30:17 UTC
England kissed America.
"America, I love you. Let us get married." England decreed.
"Yes. Let's." America said.
And they lived happily ever after.
The End.
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England furrowed his thick eyebrows, unsure what to think. He gave a quick glance at America, then back at the paper. America himself, was ruddy in the cheek, almost unable to hold in his laughter. England, however, remained stony-faced, something America could not comprehend despite himself. England bit his bottom lip, handing America back the piece of paper. There were a few moments of silence, on England's end, stifling, clutching for words to say, while America anticipated his answer. America knew England had an inner struggle between two opposing opinions on the matter. But then, it was only a matter of minutes when England leaned back into his chair in resignation. England was never one to remain indecisive for long. He eyed America from beneath his brows questionably, holding his words until he felt it right to say his piece.
"Now," he began. America straightened up, a wide grin set on his face.
"What do you think?"
England raised an eyebrow, looking quite worried.
"...Are you sure this is the safest way to tell Sealand about our relationship without having Sweden rip out our spines?"
Re: OP here
anonymous
February 5 2010, 12:48:46 UTC
OP Here.
Well I was imagining either England reading America bedtime story (don't ask why they brought this up), or the other way around, whilst the story is porn or fanfic of themselves. xD
Came up with this idea when I gave a R18 fanfic link to my sis right before bedtime xD
Can I fill?
anonymous
February 5 2010, 16:37:01 UTC
Anon wondering if she can fill this too? anon doesn't want to step on any toes and can't promise whether it will be crack or serious, but she's got a beginning (that's something?)
"America, I love you. Let us get married." England decreed.
"Yes. Let's." America said.
And they lived happily ever after.
The End.
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England furrowed his thick eyebrows, unsure what to think. He gave a quick glance at America, then back at the paper. America himself, was ruddy in the cheek, almost unable to hold in his laughter. England, however, remained stony-faced, something America could not comprehend despite himself. England bit his bottom lip, handing America back the piece of paper. There were a few moments of silence, on England's end, stifling, clutching for words to say, while America anticipated his answer. America knew England had an inner struggle between two opposing opinions on the matter. But then, it was only a matter of minutes when England leaned back into his chair in resignation. England was never one to remain indecisive for long. He eyed America from beneath his brows questionably, holding his words until he felt it right to say his piece.
"Now," he began. America straightened up, a wide grin set on his face.
"What do you think?"
England raised an eyebrow, looking quite worried.
"...Are you sure this is the safest way to tell Sealand about our relationship without having Sweden rip out our spines?"
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...Oh God, I fail. Hardcore! DX You can tell I came up with this at the spur of the moment and just made it up as I went along without much planning!
I'm sorry, OP, if this isn't what you were looking for. It's just that... the prompt seemed so open for something cracky and lol-worthy.
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THANK YOU!
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No worries! I had a few laughs myself. XD
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Well I was imagining either England reading America bedtime story (don't ask why they brought this up), or the other way around, whilst the story is porn or fanfic of themselves. xD
Came up with this idea when I gave a R18 fanfic link to my sis right before bedtime xD
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ROFLMAO! Nice way to go sleep.
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Ahh I'm such a demanding OP, I'm so sorry!
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Author!Anon, you totally win!
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Thank you so much! Totally the desired reaction, thank you!
Whoo-hoo~! ♥♥♥ Thank you~!
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...I get to be the one who wears the pants, though, right? *brick'd*
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Just pretend I showered you with words of highest praise for constructing something so utterly beautiful, okay? ♥
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