Re: Neighboring Nations 4/4
anonymous
November 22 2009, 02:12:19 UTC
There were some scuffling sounds from the conference room, not quite loud enough to sound like outright fighting. Canada's suspicions were strengthening and he blushed, mortified, realizing the meeting was going to start soon and his brother and Russia most likely were about to be walked in on by the other nations. At least Mexico wasn't asking anymore what they were doing, as she remained in his arms, straining to hear the two outside. "And America wonders why no one takes him seriously," Canada snapped.
"Oh, is America doing Russia?" Mexico blurted out, as if speaking of something of little consequence. "In the conference room? That's a terrible place, people are going to be coming in on them. Unless they want an audience?" She barely paused before continuing, "No wonder Russia never accepted my offers, I was wondering why he wouldn't."
Even more horrified now by his sister than he was by his brother, Canada said--far too loudly--"You've hit on Russia?" America was right, Mexico really did have no common sense.
"Well, yeah, I mean, he's always talking about becoming one with him, I figured he couldn't get any and I was doing him a favor, but I guess not. How embarrassing! I never would have offered if I had known he really wanted--"
Mexico didn't get to elaborate on what Russia really wanted, because they were then startled by their hiding being revealed by America, who somehow managed to open the door to the broom closet with a great deal of noise.
"Canada. Mexico." There was an awkward silence as America took in the sight of his twin embracing their sister, and looking slightly confused, asked, "What are you two doing in the broom closet? If you wanted to get it on with each other, why didn't you just stay at the hotel?"
"I...I wasn't doing that with her!" Canada protested.
"Yeah, right, you pervert."
Mexico started laughing. America pulled both his siblings out of the closet, and as neither wanted to be alone with him after being caught in such a seemingly compromising position, they rushed out of the conference room. Canada was terribly flustered, Mexico was just amused. "We're going to have to back in there, you know. The meeting's going to be starting soon."
"I know, I know," Canada mumbled. He saw France and England approaching and hoped the color was leaving his face; the last thing he needed was France in addition to America teasing him about getting busy with Mexico. "Next time we're hiding at Arthur's." At least if England suspected them of doing anything, he'd be too much of a gentleman to barge in on them.
Re: Neighboring Nations 4/4
anonymous
November 22 2009, 17:54:52 UTC
Thank you so much for the wonderful review! Yeah, so much hate for that Belarus-of-the-Americas bullshit, as well as the "fail!sibling" label at least one other person in this fandom keeps insisting on using. We got freaking halved by America, why the fuck should we be expected to be kindly, protective older sibling? You know if it were a European country that this happened to, the Americans would be all about what a tragedy it was, but because it's Mexico, all they care about is the stereotype of "Mexicans are all perverts who are here illegally to steal decent Americans' jobs."
I'm not asking that everyone make Mexico a badass, it's just that it fucking IS offensive to have these ignorant fools creating an OC only to make them a rapist copy of an already existing character. Why use them at all, in that case?
omg omg omg *has a Minny heart-attack* someone filled this omg!
i love you!
god i love that
"You've had that hairball chihuahua this long? Why isn't it dead yet?"
"Fuck you, Canada! That was Maritza Number Four! The one I have now is Maritza the Sixth."
and oh god
"Well, yeah, I mean, he's always talking about becoming one with him, I figured he couldn't get any and I was doing him a favor, but I guess not. How embarrassing! I never would have offered if I had known he really wanted--" "Wait, you keep replacing your chihuahuas and just reuse the same name?"
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anonymous
November 23 2009, 05:58:24 UTC
Thank you, OP! ♥ I had a lot of fun doing the Canada-Mexico interaction!
Seriously, I just want to write fanfiction all about Mexico's foreign relations, because Russia? Germany? Japan? The histories with them are so interesting. You could make a total soap opera out of them!
Chihuahuas are pure evil! I wanted Mexico to be kind of crazy--not Belarus-like, but product-of-stressful-history crazy--so the idea of her "not having common sense" and being friends with people like Russia and keeping vicious pets...stuck with me.
writer!anon
anonymous
November 23 2009, 21:01:05 UTC
It's even better because England is the one who intercepts it. Which brings up the question: would England tell America about it, or try to keep it from him? XD
"Oh, is America doing Russia?" Mexico blurted out, as if speaking of something of little consequence. "In the conference room? That's a terrible place, people are going to be coming in on them. Unless they want an audience?" She barely paused before continuing, "No wonder Russia never accepted my offers, I was wondering why he wouldn't."
Even more horrified now by his sister than he was by his brother, Canada said--far too loudly--"You've hit on Russia?" America was right, Mexico really did have no common sense.
"Well, yeah, I mean, he's always talking about becoming one with him, I figured he couldn't get any and I was doing him a favor, but I guess not. How embarrassing! I never would have offered if I had known he really wanted--"
Mexico didn't get to elaborate on what Russia really wanted, because they were then startled by their hiding being revealed by America, who somehow managed to open the door to the broom closet with a great deal of noise.
"Canada. Mexico." There was an awkward silence as America took in the sight of his twin embracing their sister, and looking slightly confused, asked, "What are you two doing in the broom closet? If you wanted to get it on with each other, why didn't you just stay at the hotel?"
"I...I wasn't doing that with her!" Canada protested.
"Yeah, right, you pervert."
Mexico started laughing. America pulled both his siblings out of the closet, and as neither wanted to be alone with him after being caught in such a seemingly compromising position, they rushed out of the conference room. Canada was terribly flustered, Mexico was just amused. "We're going to have to back in there, you know. The meeting's going to be starting soon."
"I know, I know," Canada mumbled. He saw France and England approaching and hoped the color was leaving his face; the last thing he needed was France in addition to America teasing him about getting busy with Mexico. "Next time we're hiding at Arthur's." At least if England suspected them of doing anything, he'd be too much of a gentleman to barge in on them.
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Loved it anon.
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I'm not asking that everyone make Mexico a badass, it's just that it fucking IS offensive to have these ignorant fools creating an OC only to make them a rapist copy of an already existing character. Why use them at all, in that case?
Sorry for ranting! /Mexican-American writer!anon
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Aside from that, this is wonderful fic. I have fallen in love with your Mexico <3
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i love you!
god i love that
"You've had that hairball chihuahua this long? Why isn't it dead yet?"
"Fuck you, Canada! That was Maritza Number Four! The one I have now is Maritza the Sixth."
and oh god
"Well, yeah, I mean, he's always talking about becoming one with him, I figured he couldn't get any and I was doing him a favor, but I guess not. How embarrassing! I never would have offered if I had known he really wanted--"
"Wait, you keep replacing your chihuahuas and just reuse the same name?"
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Seriously, I just want to write fanfiction all about Mexico's foreign relations, because Russia? Germany? Japan? The histories with them are so interesting. You could make a total soap opera out of them!
Chihuahuas are pure evil! I wanted Mexico to be kind of crazy--not Belarus-like, but product-of-stressful-history crazy--so the idea of her "not having common sense" and being friends with people like Russia and keeping vicious pets...stuck with me.
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"today's episode, 'the Zimmerman note' America finds out Germany is a suitor"
you have made me an extremely proud Mexican-American!
i soooo want to draw this out now!
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Drawitdrawitdrawitdrawit!
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