Draw a circle, there's the Earth...
anonymous
November 19 2009, 23:07:11 UTC
Really hoping I haven't screwed this up for you, OP!Anon!
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Tap tap, tap tap, tap tap tap.
Tap tap, tap tap, tap tap tap.
Tap tap, tap tap-
"France, if you don't stop tapping that pen on the table, I'm going to shoot your brains out." Threatened Switzerland, voicing most everyone at the conference table's opinions in one violent sentence. France's hand stilled, before he shrugged and dropped the pen. Attention returned to Austria's finance report for a full ten minutes before-
"Mal nen Kreis, das ist die Welt..." sang Prussia lowly, not quite drowning out the aristocratic Nation but just loud enough to be heard. "Mal nen Kreis, das ist die Welt..."
"Haz un círculo, es el mundo, soy España~!" now Spain was joining in, grinning at his friend from across the table.
"That's enough!" Interrupted Germany, slamming a hand on the table to grab their attention. Neither Nation looked apologetic, but just grinned at each other like two schoolboys caught by a teacher. Spain turned and whispered in Italy Romano's ear, an action that usually would result in a black eye for the Spaniard. Instead, Romano grinned and glared at Germany, elbowing his brother, who blinked at him with a confused "Ve~?"
"Why don't we sing for the potato-bastard?" Romano whispered conspiratorially, and Germany choked at the same time as Veneciano cheered.
"Great idea, frattelo! Fai un cerchio, ecco il mondo~! Fai un cerchio, ecco il mundo~!" He sang cheerfully, joined by his brother on the second line as Germany facepalmed hard enough to leave a nice big red hand print on his face.
"Japan, why did you ever show us that website?" he groaned from around his hand. The island Nation simply shrugged, looking apologetic.
"I am sorry, Germany-san, I did not know it would lead to-"
Some thumping R'n'B thundered through the room, causing everyone to look towards the door. They were quickly rewarded with America, who had been mysteriously absent from the meeting, entering with a huge stereo, blasting the catchy theme music they were all translating and singing.
"Come on, yeah! Aaaaah, a beautiful world, that I'm totally the hero of~! Who caaaaaares about you o-ther guys, AMEEEERIIIIICAAAA!"
England could be seen slamming his head into the table, trying to pretend he hadn't gone so horribly wrong somewhere when raising this nation. Just as America was in the middle of a guitar solo, there was a very loud crunch, and the music went silent.
Russia loomed, metal pipe still buried in the hunk of plastic that was once America's expensive stereo. An international incident seemed imminent.
Something that reminded one strangely of tetris music played, but in a by now very familiar tune.
"Ах, красивый мир," he started, suddenly, and Latvia quietly had a heart attack in the corner. "который станет один со мной. Америка должна замолчать, Россия!"
"Hey, I heard my name in that!" yelled America, and the two nations glared at each other heatedly. "And you're paying for that stereo."
"Nyet, I don't think I will." Russia replied cheerfully.
"You communist bastard, that thing was expensive!"
"If you became one with Russia it would not be so, capitalist pig."
"Why you red, fat, son of a-"
And that is how Hidekazu inadvertently started World War Three.
Re: Draw a circle, there's the Earth...
anonymous
November 20 2009, 01:47:02 UTC
OP almost de-anon'd and misfired in glee here. <33
You hit a bonus i didn't know i had with the bad friends trio starting it. :D america with his awful aweful rap/ r& B interpretation? also a major plus. (OP wonders what the russian is because Op cannot read cyrillic. OP is also going to go listen to russia on repeat for an hour, dammit. )
"Who caaaaaares about you o-ther guys, AMEEEERIIIIICAAAA!" Awesome fill. like, more awesome than prussia. ^^
Re: Draw a circle, there's the Earth...
anonymous
May 23 2010, 03:24:37 UTC
Do want, yes. xD I was just saying that if I made a country of my own, Marukaite Chikyuu would be the national anthem, except with all the stereotypes of *my* country. xDD
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Tap tap, tap tap, tap tap tap.
Tap tap, tap tap, tap tap tap.
Tap tap, tap tap-
"France, if you don't stop tapping that pen on the table, I'm going to shoot your brains out." Threatened Switzerland, voicing most everyone at the conference table's opinions in one violent sentence. France's hand stilled, before he shrugged and dropped the pen. Attention returned to Austria's finance report for a full ten minutes before-
"Mal nen Kreis, das ist die Welt..." sang Prussia lowly, not quite drowning out the aristocratic Nation but just loud enough to be heard. "Mal nen Kreis, das ist die Welt..."
"Haz un círculo, es el mundo, soy España~!" now Spain was joining in, grinning at his friend from across the table.
"That's enough!" Interrupted Germany, slamming a hand on the table to grab their attention. Neither Nation looked apologetic, but just grinned at each other like two schoolboys caught by a teacher. Spain turned and whispered in Italy Romano's ear, an action that usually would result in a black eye for the Spaniard. Instead, Romano grinned and glared at Germany, elbowing his brother, who blinked at him with a confused "Ve~?"
"Why don't we sing for the potato-bastard?" Romano whispered conspiratorially, and Germany choked at the same time as Veneciano cheered.
"Great idea, frattelo! Fai un cerchio, ecco il mondo~! Fai un cerchio, ecco il mundo~!" He sang cheerfully, joined by his brother on the second line as Germany facepalmed hard enough to leave a nice big red hand print on his face.
"Japan, why did you ever show us that website?" he groaned from around his hand. The island Nation simply shrugged, looking apologetic.
"I am sorry, Germany-san, I did not know it would lead to-"
Some thumping R'n'B thundered through the room, causing everyone to look towards the door. They were quickly rewarded with America, who had been mysteriously absent from the meeting, entering with a huge stereo, blasting the catchy theme music they were all translating and singing.
"Come on, yeah! Aaaaah, a beautiful world, that I'm totally the hero of~! Who caaaaaares about you o-ther guys, AMEEEERIIIIICAAAA!"
England could be seen slamming his head into the table, trying to pretend he hadn't gone so horribly wrong somewhere when raising this nation. Just as America was in the middle of a guitar solo, there was a very loud crunch, and the music went silent.
Russia loomed, metal pipe still buried in the hunk of plastic that was once America's expensive stereo. An international incident seemed imminent.
Something that reminded one strangely of tetris music played, but in a by now very familiar tune.
"Ах, красивый мир," he started, suddenly, and Latvia quietly had a heart attack in the corner. "который станет один со мной. Америка должна замолчать, Россия!"
"Hey, I heard my name in that!" yelled America, and the two nations glared at each other heatedly. "And you're paying for that stereo."
"Nyet, I don't think I will." Russia replied cheerfully.
"You communist bastard, that thing was expensive!"
"If you became one with Russia it would not be so, capitalist pig."
"Why you red, fat, son of a-"
And that is how Hidekazu inadvertently started World War Three.
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Damn funny author!anon, I laughed.
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We all knew it would happen.
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You hit a bonus i didn't know i had with the bad friends trio starting it. :D
america with his awful aweful rap/ r& B interpretation? also a major plus.
(OP wonders what the russian is because Op cannot read cyrillic. OP is also going to go listen to russia on repeat for an hour, dammit. )
"Who caaaaaares about you o-ther guys, AMEEEERIIIIICAAAA!"
Awesome fill. like, more awesome than prussia. ^^
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Glad I hit that secret bonus! But honestly, who else would start it but one of those three trouble makers? XD <3
I'm so glad you liked it, OP! <3
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Fff, yes.
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I was just saying that if I made a country of my own, Marukaite Chikyuu would be the national anthem, except with all the stereotypes of *my* country. xDD
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