If there is a Hell 2b
anonymous
November 17 2009, 15:37:10 UTC
It's not easy to fit Prussia into their daily routines. Lithuania is in charge, handing out the tasks that needs to be done for the day. The promise to be nice to Prussia is tested to the limit when Prussia refuses to do chores.
“I am not some constituent,” Prussia protests. “I am Kaliningrad Oblast and I am one with Russia! You wouldn't tell Russia to clean dirty floors, would you?”
“You have nothing better to do either way,” Estonia says and Lithuania interrupts before the yelling can start again.
“If you are one with Russia you can care of the snow shoveling outside, the cold shouldn't bother you.” Lithuania feels a bit mean but it seems to work.
“Alright,” Prussia hesitantly says. “I like it best when I'm alone anyway.”
*
“Why did Russia had to drag him here,” Latvia mutters when Prussia has gone outside to perform the only chore he agreed to. The three Baltics are scrubbing the floor together, they all hate doing it and if they help each other out it is finished quickly. “We should at least have him doing this.”
“I agree,” Estonia says. “He has to do what you tell him, right? You can beat him alone and he doesn't stand a chance against all three of us.”
“I don't want to fight,” Lithuania says. How he hates this floor, why can't Russia at least try to get the snow and dirt from his shoes before he comes inside? “It's pointless and Prussia is worse off than us anyway.”
“Right,” Latvia says and rolls his eyes.
“We are still countries,” Lithuania says. He feels it is very important that the others remember this. “We still have our lands and our people, even if Russia has forced his names and culture upon us they are still ours. Prussia is not even a nation anymore, he's just an enclave. He doesn't have his own people and everyone want Prussia gone forever. We should try to be nice to him.”
Latvia grumbles but in the end they both agrees to at least try.
*
Lithuania is never worried about his own survival. Russia likes him and he sort of likes Latvia and Estonia too, no matter how dysfunctional Russia is at showing liking. What keeps Lithuania awake at night is worry over how much damage Russia's boss can do to his country and what a nightmare Russia himself can make Lithuania's daily life is he is not kept happy. But he is not afraid of being dissolved and completely absorbed into the Soviet Union. It will never happen to the Baltics or Russia's sisters. Georgia and the others on the other hand have every reason in the world to worry since Russia doesn't particularly like them and would absorb them without a second thought if his boss thought it was a good idea. They might be happy they don't have to live with Russia but Lithuania feels safer when he is physically close to the country that owns him. Now he can stop or at least damper the worst paranoia and insanity.
Prussia should be even more worried. He got the name Kaliningrad on a whim of Russia's boss and his existence hinges on their mercy.
*
Lithuania is busy with dinner and doesn't think more about Prussia. Not until Latvia, Estonia and Russia join him to eat he notices that one person is missing.
“Where is Kaliningrad?” Russia wonders.
Latvia and Estonia exchanges a nervous glance. Lithuania is a bit disappointed with them. He dealt with Prussia all morning, couldn't they at least keep an eye on him while he was making this excellent dinner for them?
“The last time I saw him he was outside,” Lithuania says since no one is helping him out. “I have been busy in the kitchen.”
“Yes, you make very tasty food Liet. I will go and check where my Kaliningrad has gone myself. But you two should try to be more useful.”
Estonia gulps and Latvia whimpers. Russia seems amused by their reaction and tells Lithuania to keep the food warm a bit longer.
*
When Russia comes inside again he has an immobile Prussia in his arms. Prussia is not even wearing a jacket and he has ice crystals in his hair. If he was human he probably would have frozen to death.
“Why are you not more careful?” Russia asks his unconscious enclave.
Re: If there is a Hell 2b
anonymous
November 18 2009, 01:26:01 UTC
OP!Anon STILL loves you and thinks that the internet in your hands would be A-OKAY!
Really love the way that you show the Baltic Nations contempt but grudging acceptance of Kaliningrad!Prussia and the fact that they are blocking him from entering the loop, a somewhat weird allusion would the new student in school. The ending where Russia gently carries Prussia, it was the most AWESOME way i could think of you ending the chapter.
“I am not some constituent,” Prussia protests. “I am Kaliningrad Oblast and I am one with Russia! You wouldn't tell Russia to clean dirty floors, would you?”
“You have nothing better to do either way,” Estonia says and Lithuania interrupts before the yelling can start again.
“If you are one with Russia you can care of the snow shoveling outside, the cold shouldn't bother you.” Lithuania feels a bit mean but it seems to work.
“Alright,” Prussia hesitantly says. “I like it best when I'm alone anyway.”
*
“Why did Russia had to drag him here,” Latvia mutters when Prussia has gone outside to perform the only chore he agreed to. The three Baltics are scrubbing the floor together, they all hate doing it and if they help each other out it is finished quickly. “We should at least have him doing this.”
“I agree,” Estonia says. “He has to do what you tell him, right? You can beat him alone and he doesn't stand a chance against all three of us.”
“I don't want to fight,” Lithuania says. How he hates this floor, why can't Russia at least try to get the snow and dirt from his shoes before he comes inside? “It's pointless and Prussia is worse off than us anyway.”
“Right,” Latvia says and rolls his eyes.
“We are still countries,” Lithuania says. He feels it is very important that the others remember this. “We still have our lands and our people, even if Russia has forced his names and culture upon us they are still ours. Prussia is not even a nation anymore, he's just an enclave. He doesn't have his own people and everyone want Prussia gone forever. We should try to be nice to him.”
Latvia grumbles but in the end they both agrees to at least try.
*
Lithuania is never worried about his own survival. Russia likes him and he sort of likes Latvia and Estonia too, no matter how dysfunctional Russia is at showing liking. What keeps Lithuania awake at night is worry over how much damage Russia's boss can do to his country and what a nightmare Russia himself can make Lithuania's daily life is he is not kept happy. But he is not afraid of being dissolved and completely absorbed into the Soviet Union. It will never happen to the Baltics or Russia's sisters. Georgia and the others on the other hand have every reason in the world to worry since Russia doesn't particularly like them and would absorb them without a second thought if his boss thought it was a good idea. They might be happy they don't have to live with Russia but Lithuania feels safer when he is physically close to the country that owns him. Now he can stop or at least damper the worst paranoia and insanity.
Prussia should be even more worried. He got the name Kaliningrad on a whim of Russia's boss and his existence hinges on their mercy.
*
Lithuania is busy with dinner and doesn't think more about Prussia. Not until Latvia, Estonia and Russia join him to eat he notices that one person is missing.
“Where is Kaliningrad?” Russia wonders.
Latvia and Estonia exchanges a nervous glance. Lithuania is a bit disappointed with them. He dealt with Prussia all morning, couldn't they at least keep an eye on him while he was making this excellent dinner for them?
“The last time I saw him he was outside,” Lithuania says since no one is helping him out. “I have been busy in the kitchen.”
“Yes, you make very tasty food Liet. I will go and check where my Kaliningrad has gone myself. But you two should try to be more useful.”
Estonia gulps and Latvia whimpers. Russia seems amused by their reaction and tells Lithuania to keep the food warm a bit longer.
*
When Russia comes inside again he has an immobile Prussia in his arms. Prussia is not even wearing a jacket and he has ice crystals in his hair. If he was human he probably would have frozen to death.
“Why are you not more careful?” Russia asks his unconscious enclave.
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btw, i love this. so much. and you.
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tentatively loving this, anon. awesome, but oh, Prussia.
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Really love the way that you show the Baltic Nations contempt but grudging acceptance of Kaliningrad!Prussia and the fact that they are blocking him from entering the loop, a somewhat weird allusion would the new student in school. The ending where Russia gently carries Prussia, it was the most AWESOME way i could think of you ending the chapter.
YOU ARE SO SO AWESOME!!
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