Re: I can't believe I just finished this (sort of)
anonymous
November 13 2009, 06:52:11 UTC
One of the best fills ever - for sheer madness, number of suffering nations and historical lulz (schizophrenic Saxony, Baltic crusades trauma, Bohemia - there are no words).
Re: I can't believe I just finished this (sort of)
anonymous
November 14 2009, 06:20:06 UTC
congratulations on finishing this. #37 made two different kinds of fangirl in me light up and reinforced my own fannon. *runs away squeeing and screaming in die Muttersprache*
29. -Especially if it involves couch forts.
30. Putting on fake fangs and a black cape and yelling "I vant to suck your blood!" around Halloween is Not Amusing for Transylvania and Romania.
31. -Especially if I yell that behind Latvia.
32. I will not leave Midol in England's inbox.
33. -Or Switzerland's.
34. -Or France's.
35. Germany does not appreciate my brotherly affection for him in form of my digital camera.
36. -Especially the picture of him coming out of the shower.
37. I will not change the tape of national anthems to Rammstein.
38. The Netherlands will not give me a discount in Amsterdam.
39. -Or hook me up with weed.
40. Germany will not save my ass if I insult hockey in earshot of Canada.
41. I am not allowed to star in a porn movie with Austria.
42. -Or with Germany.
43. -Or with France and Spain.
44. -Or with anyone.
45. -Even if Hungary offers to pay me up front.
46. I am not allowed to make any gestures, references or remarks that would be inappropriate for a children's movie.
47. -Even if I point out that the priest in "The Little Mermaid" has a boner.
48. Auctioning Germany's underwear online is cruel, not lucrative.
49. -Letting everyone know that the highest bidder was South Italy is even worse.
50. Feeding chocolate to Australia's koala is not a smart idea.
51. Ukraine is to be looked at in the eyes. The blue ones.
52. Suggesting a wedding between Gilbird and Pierre is an asinine idea.
53. -I will not snigger when England says "asinine."
54. Telling people Hungary's penis story will result in my getting sent to the hospital.
55. -And no one will send me flowers.
56. -Except Austria. Calling me an idiot.
57. The broom closet is only used by the janitors.
58. I will not take Poland to a circular room and tell him to hide in a corner.
59. -Nor will I ask him to change a light bulb.
60. Sprinkling holy water on Russia is not advisable.
61. -Nor on Romania.
62. I am not allowed to put a sound byte of “The Wedding March” on Russia’s back when Belarus is around.
63. -Nor am I allowed to videotape him running for his life.
64. I am not allowed to swap America’s, Canada’s, Austria’s, Estonia’s and Thailand’s glasses.
65. I am not allowed to set up a shrine to Old Fritz on the conference table.
66. -Or stick his picture everywhere.
67. Penis measuring is not an appropriate way to decide debates.
68. -Even if Hungary said, “You two might as well whip it out and lay it out on the table then!”
69. -She didn’t mean it.
70. -Really.
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72. -Unless I want a cat thrown at my head.
73. Leaving a copy of the 95 Theses in Italy’s (either of them) inbox is insensitive and boorish.
74. -Even if he doesn’t get it.
75. Taunting France is generally not a good idea.
76. I am not allowed to reenact battles with stuffed animals on the conference tables.
77. -Or with pens
78. -Or with coffee cups, potted plants, and micronations and various animal companions.
79. Denmark is not to be encouraged to come to UN meetings dressed up as Hans Christian Andersen characters.
80. -Even if he looks good in a shell bra.
81. China will not provide me with opium.
82. France does not appreciate a Marie Antoinette action figure for his birthday.
83. -Especially when I show him that her head pops off when I press a button on her back.
84. I will not praise America on the historical accuracy of Disney films.
85. -Especially in earshot of France, China, and Russia.
86. Germany and Switzerland are not required “on pain of horrible death” to wear lederhosen. Even on festivals.
87. I will not call metal “That screaming shit with guys who bite the heads off bats” in front of the Nordics.
88. I will not refer to The Beatles as “those pussies with weird haircuts” in front of England.
89. I am not allowed to show hentai to Sealand.
90. -Just because it’s animated does not mean it’s suitable for children.
91. A rooster is not an appropriate present for France on any occasion.
92. -Along with remarks about “cocks.”
93. I am not an ordained minister.
94. -So that marriage between Russia and his vodka bottle is null and void.
95. I will not wonder aloud where Chopin is from in front of Poland and Austria.
96. Under no circumstances is slapping someone with a haddock an appropriate course of action.
97. Spain’s posterior is not to be referred to as “DAT Ass.”
98. Demonstrating its finer qualities publicly is strongly discouraged.
99. What I have drawn over the men’s urinals is profane and anatomically incorrect.
100. -I am not allowed to make appropriate changes.
101. Contrary to popular belief, beer does not make things all better.
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I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
LOVE,
ANON.
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#37 made two different kinds of fangirl in me light up and reinforced my own fannon. *runs away squeeing and screaming in die Muttersprache*
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