The complaint, in the end, was that the Microsoft Corporation must have had smarter nerds than the Pentagon and that the fault for the loss of American sovereignty lay with the traitorous Left-Coasters and their pale, unhealthy computer programmers. With every internet-enabled device in the United States revolting, the country had been thrown into disarray. The chaos that ensued had been enough to rival the worst natural disasters in America's history and in the confusion surprise attacks from Nova Scotia and Ontario had turned the tide of what should have been an easy victory for the United States.
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"Alfred, come out, there's more things to sign!" Matthew called, knocking on the locked door.
"No! I'm so pissed at you! I won't sign anything!"
"You don't have to sign. Mister Obama's signature is quite sufficient."
"I hate you! I hate you so much!" Alfred yelled, sounding thoroughly distraught.
"Now that's not nice, Alfred!" Matthew admonished. "You're going to have to learn to be more polite you know," a wicked grin deformed his sweet face. "You're Canadian now."
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"Alfred, come out, there's more things to sign!" Matthew called, knocking on the locked door.
"No! I'm so pissed at you! I won't sign anything!"
"You don't have to sign. Mister Obama's signature is quite sufficient."
"I hate you! I hate you so much!" Alfred yelled, sounding thoroughly distraught.
"Now that's not nice, Alfred!" Matthew admonished. "You're going to have to learn to be more polite you know," a wicked grin deformed his sweet face. "You're Canadian now."
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reCaptcha: doesn't michelle. Doesn't she what, recaptcha?
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that was wonderful!! THAT WAS PRICELESS!! GO MATTHEW, SHOW ALFRED DA CANADIAN POWER!!!
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