Any country - first wet dream
anonymous
November 3 2009, 18:43:33 UTC
This is what my sexual psychology class has done to me...I'd like to see a country having a wet dream for the first time and being hugely confused about it, trying to hide the evidence, mistakenly thinking they've wet the bed and/or generally being really mixed up and ashamed about this weird thing their body just did. To make things even more uncomfortable and embarrassing, they get cause by an older country who feels obligated to explain what's what to the younger. The relationship between the two countries can be totally platonic or something more, either way.
I'd like to ask that the younger country/older country pair not be any of the following: US and UK, Canada and France, Romano and Spain or England and France, just because there is way too much of those couples on the meme.
Anything else is totally fair game (but you will receive bonus points if the countries are Japan and China, Germany and Prussia or Estonia and Lithuania, and I will personally deliver my first born to your door if you can pull off this happening with Russia and Ukraine.)
Re: firsties- Prussia & Germany 1/2
anonymous
November 11 2009, 19:41:26 UTC
Why must this be such a good idea! Warning:anon here is still relatively new to making fills so yeah.... ------
----- Germany just doesn’t understand this all. First it was the odd pains in his body as his height grew followed by the croaking of his voice. All of these things are too confusing, but this- this is indescribable! The prior night before was perfectly fine, he didn’t drink or eat too much of anything knowing his personal regime even at a young age. Besides that point, his body wasn’t that of a young child so how in the world could he have wet the bed in his sleep?! But there it was, some odd but obvious stain on his sleepwear and sheets! It was absolutely unacceptable for the growing nation of Germany, under the martial Prussia, to wet his own bed! In order to save his developing image and pride the young blond hastily changed to his day clothes and rolled up the soiled cloths in a ball to be taken for washing immediately. It should be fine, according to the preteen’s calculation, if he took a shortcut down to the washing room before the sun fully rose then no one would be none the wiser not even the maids. That is if it weren’t for the fact that Prussia liked giving his younger brother surprise morning drills.
“Wakey wakey little west, we’re horse riding today!” loudly exclaimed Prussia as he slammed the poor door wide open, completely oblivious to his brother’s panicked expression.
“Bru-bruder!” cried Germany his face turning blue as he poorly tried to hide the bunched up laundry behind his back. Knowing his brother, Prussia would never let him down if he ever found out. He wetted his bed, soldiers do not wet their bed! Especially if their brother is the war country of Prussia!
“Up and at em early, couldn’t wait for morning training with your awesome brother could you?!” sparkled Prussia in his usual manner. Good, the elder man hadn’t noticed anything out of the ordinary yet.
“Bruder, I still need to get ready, leave now please.” replied Germany as stonicly as he could in this tense situation, thankfully his brother was extremely dense in these matters.
“Eh fine fine, don’t take too long though. Geez you’re getting more and more like that prick Austria lately, soon you’ll want to slick your hair back and shit.”
Watching his brother retreat, young Germany rejoiced, he was safe now.
“Chirp chirp chirp, chiiirrp!” came the tiny yellow chick on its master’s shoulder. In a clumsy flapping manner it jumped off and made its way over to Germany.
“What, no Gilbird come back here”
Wait, why is that bird coming over here…
“Chirp chirp, chirpy chirp” squeaked Gilbird excitedly, using its beak to point at hidden material behind Germany’s back. Germany’s face faulted, Damn bird!
Re: firsties- Prussia & Germany 1/2
anonymous
November 11 2009, 19:44:57 UTC
“What’s that Gilbird?” Prussia started grinning at his pet before turning his eyes to Germany.
”West, what are you holding?”
“Nut-nutting” murmured Germany, turning his head away. “Speak up” commanded Prussia.
“Nothing bruder!”
“You’re hiding something from me, come on” the albino stuck out his hand in a demanding manner. “Hand it over”
“But-“
“Chirp!” he has the feeling that bird meant to say ‘now!’.
Fidgeting, young Germany reluctantly held out his shame to his brother. After a long moment of silence Germany nervously peeked his eyes up to see that Prussia had froze, expression unreadable.
“It’s not wha- not- I didn’t mean to! It just showed up! No I mean” the preteen panicked.
“Germany…you” no no no, Prussia used his full name!
“I’m sorry bruder!” yelled Germany, flinching in shame.
“You- YOU’VE BECOME A MAN!” wait what?
“I am freaken proud of you West!”
The soiled cloth was now being waved in the air by the crazy nation and Germany could feel himself be pulled into a one armed ‘man-hug’.
“I knew this day was coming! You’ve grown up so fast westie!” not for the sense of him could Germany figure out why he was being twirled around for wetting his bed.
“You’re even ready for your first porn now! I’ll get you some of my awesome beginning books, we’ll start out slow!” what was this ‘porn’? Start out with what?
“But bru-“ he started
“We need to celebrate, a banquet yeah and banquet! A coming of age Banquet for my grown up little brother!” this was confusing the poor boy to no end.
“The invite list, I need to send out invitations! There's Denmark, and Spain, and and France, ack need to get started! I need to get Hungary, she’s bound to help out for tonight!”
With that Prussia finally released his chocking brother and ran off with the stained sheets flowing. A few seconds later Prussia’s wild screams could be heard from outside the window.
“HEY WORLD, MY BROTHER HAD HIS FIRST WET DREAM!!!!”
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Probably isn’t what op had in mind but anon couldn’t help herself. Like Prussia would ever explain anything properly! :D
Re: firsties- China and Japan 1/2
anonymous
November 11 2009, 22:55:14 UTC
Glad Prussia helped your day out!
China and Japan's part. (couldn't resist either) ----- On a crisp green spring morning at a cozy house hidden by lush bamboos, a young Chinese man was stirring a steaming pot of congee. While adding in some fish sauce he heard a call of his eldest coming from the house.
“No hao Japan, did you sleep well aru.” greeted China before he started chopping the green onions. Silently Japan took a seat by his brother looking as if he was contemplating whether to speak or not. In the end he did.
“Yes but, there was an…incident.” stated Japan uncertainly.
“An incident aru…. what type?” okay the tea’s set now.
“I’m not sure brother, it must have occurred during the night.” pondered the younger.
“Did you have a nightmare aru? Don’t tell me you’ve been cutting your mails at night again aru.” scolded China as he added in more fire wood to the flame.
“No, not a nightmare but a very strange dream.” the island nation paused in the memory of it.
“What was this dream aru” questioned China, being the superstitious old man that he is.
“Ones with demons I believe, humans with animal’s features, especially cats.”
China nodded taking in the information and urged Japan to go on.
“And giant sea creatures, octopuses I think. Many of them but I could only see their tentacles.”
Hmm octopuses would be good for dinner tonight thought China for a moment before thinking back to Japan’s dream.
“Even as old as I am Japan, I can’t say completely but dreams usually are a sign of what’s to come.” answered China before he poured a sample of the congee into a tasting saucer.
“But I believe that I might be very ill.” Japan spoke in a worried tone. Ah the young ones always think there’s something very wrong with them.
“Oh, how so aru.” asked the cook as he took a sip of breakfast
“I woke to find my clothes and bed covered this strange sticky white fluid.”
“Ppptewff” came China, eyes wide, as he suddenly spat out the porridge on to the fire.
“Are you quite alright…” Japan stared at his brother surprised, then looked over to the pot.
“Now that I think about it, it looks very much like congee.”
China started to choke on nothing.
“Perhaps I shouldn’t have said that” muttered Japan to himself, though loud enough for the chocking nation to hear.
“No no *cough* not that *cough cough* just the congee *cough*.
The preteen Japan would have raised his eyebrows but decided against it, handing some nearby water to hopefully soothe his brother’s fit. It took a few hard smacks on the back, more water, and a baby panda to finally calm down China.
Re: firsties- China and Japan 2/2 + Korea!
anonymous
November 12 2009, 00:02:37 UTC
Purity and piety are an absolute in society, especially in the East lands but even nations personified are bound as fleshy humans. Still…
“Are you sure you’re alright China?” asked Japan.
How was he supposed to explain the laws of nature to his little brother? Japan was still so young, only some centuries old, he wasn’t ready for this yet. Not until he was at least 1000! Still the time has come and as an older brother it is his responsibility to pass on the knowledge.
“China… you’re chewing your hair again…” Japan knew something was going to go wrong.
“Nihon, come here aru. It’s best that you know about this and I believe you’re old enough now aru.” Oh he really did not want to do this…
“Yes brother, is there anything wrong with me?” politely responded Japan ears open and ready to absorb the information.
“Thankfully no, you are not ill. What happened to you was a natural part of growing up aru.” this was getting harder, gloomed China.
“Because when bodies-uh grow, they must go through different changes aru…and this is well a normal thing especially for males aru.” Japan nodded
“But what of the purpose brother?” asked Japan curiously.
“Yes, well…it is nature’s way of…aru this is very difficult for me. It’s nature’s way to help breed!” China felt oddly accomplished for getting that out of the way.
“Breed” repeated Japan. China nodded and picked up the baby panda as a prop, that and it was fuzzy.
“Yes aru, to make babies. See like this baby panda here” pandas always did make him feel better no matter what the situation, so cute.
“So do pandas also secrete-”
“BY THE SPIRITS NO!” screeched the Chinese man in horror covering the panda’s ears. Not the pandas, don’t defile the pandas. Looking at Japan’s face China began to calm down again.
“Well, in a way they do aru” China cringed at saying that. “But all creatures are different in this aru.”
Especially pandas, the ultimate symbol of purity and happiness, cause they don’t like having sex.
“Then, have I breeded brother?” piped up Japan.
“THE HEAVENS NO!” again the screaming, Japan plainly blinked to this.
“Uh I mean, there are certain aru, steps…and they have to be…” China started stuttering now, and it was the panda’s turn to choke.
“Steps?” questioned Japan innocently.
Silence
“Aiya! I’m sorry Japan I failed as a brother, here.”
The elder reached into a deep pocket and fished out a small bronze key. He payed a blessing onto it, more as a comfort for himself, and handed it over to Japan. “Is that?”
“yes aru” Japan nodded in acceptance and tucked the key in his own clothes, they key to China’s private library. Japan was a smart boy, he quickly understood China’s implication and that his answers would be found there. In an odd brotherly way China patted the younger on the shoulder.
“That incident and your sheets are proof you are growing into an adult now Japan.” And in a way China felt a tinge older.
“An adult! Desu these sheet are mine now!” piped up a younger boy from behind the two. And off the boy ran, dirty sheets wrapped in his arms”
“Ah don’t Korea, those have been-“ started Japan trying to catch his younger brother but China stopped him.
“China, shouldn’t we-“
“No aru, it’s not his time yet.”
The ancient nation couldn’t take any more of this.
“Manhood originated in Korea!” laughed the running dot in the distance.
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There you go folks, the first signs of Japan's pervertedness. As far as I know/was raised Chinese people don't do the talking but there are old manuscripts...
Re: firsties- China and Japan 2/2 + Korea!
anonymous
September 28 2010, 20:51:55 UTC
Aaaaaah thank you for writing this. I just know that Yao would have witnessed Kiku...going through the man phases (my headcanon has Kiku learning about sex by peeping on humans going at it, and being an old man in a child's body...)
I'd like to ask that the younger country/older country pair not be any of the following: US and UK, Canada and France, Romano and Spain or England and France, just because there is way too much of those couples on the meme.
Anything else is totally fair game (but you will receive bonus points if the countries are Japan and China, Germany and Prussia or Estonia and Lithuania, and I will personally deliver my first born to your door if you can pull off this happening with Russia and Ukraine.)
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Germany just doesn’t understand this all. First it was the odd pains in his body as his height grew followed by the croaking of his voice. All of these things are too confusing, but this- this is indescribable! The prior night before was perfectly fine, he didn’t drink or eat too much of anything knowing his personal regime even at a young age. Besides that point, his body wasn’t that of a young child so how in the world could he have wet the bed in his sleep?! But there it was, some odd but obvious stain on his sleepwear and sheets! It was absolutely unacceptable for the growing nation of Germany, under the martial Prussia, to wet his own bed! In order to save his developing image and pride the young blond hastily changed to his day clothes and rolled up the soiled cloths in a ball to be taken for washing immediately. It should be fine, according to the preteen’s calculation, if he took a shortcut down to the washing room before the sun fully rose then no one would be none the wiser not even the maids. That is if it weren’t for the fact that Prussia liked giving his younger brother surprise morning drills.
“Wakey wakey little west, we’re horse riding today!” loudly exclaimed Prussia as he slammed the poor door wide open, completely oblivious to his brother’s panicked expression.
“Bru-bruder!” cried Germany his face turning blue as he poorly tried to hide the bunched up laundry behind his back. Knowing his brother, Prussia would never let him down if he ever found out. He wetted his bed, soldiers do not wet their bed! Especially if their brother is the war country of Prussia!
“Up and at em early, couldn’t wait for morning training with your awesome brother could you?!” sparkled Prussia in his usual manner. Good, the elder man hadn’t noticed anything out of the ordinary yet.
“Bruder, I still need to get ready, leave now please.” replied Germany as stonicly as he could in this tense situation, thankfully his brother was extremely dense in these matters.
“Eh fine fine, don’t take too long though. Geez you’re getting more and more like that prick Austria lately, soon you’ll want to slick your hair back and shit.”
Watching his brother retreat, young Germany rejoiced, he was safe now.
“Chirp chirp chirp, chiiirrp!” came the tiny yellow chick on its master’s shoulder. In a clumsy flapping manner it jumped off and made its way over to Germany.
“What, no Gilbird come back here”
Wait, why is that bird coming over here…
“Chirp chirp, chirpy chirp” squeaked Gilbird excitedly, using its beak to point at hidden material behind Germany’s back. Germany’s face faulted, Damn bird!
“Chiiiirp!”
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”West, what are you holding?”
“Nut-nutting” murmured Germany, turning his head away.
“Speak up” commanded Prussia.
“Nothing bruder!”
“You’re hiding something from me, come on” the albino stuck out his hand in a demanding manner. “Hand it over”
“But-“
“Chirp!” he has the feeling that bird meant to say ‘now!’.
Fidgeting, young Germany reluctantly held out his shame to his brother. After a long moment of silence Germany nervously peeked his eyes up to see that Prussia had froze, expression unreadable.
“It’s not wha- not- I didn’t mean to! It just showed up! No I mean” the preteen panicked.
“Germany…you” no no no, Prussia used his full name!
“I’m sorry bruder!” yelled Germany, flinching in shame.
“You- YOU’VE BECOME A MAN!” wait what?
“I am freaken proud of you West!”
The soiled cloth was now being waved in the air by the crazy nation and Germany could feel himself be pulled into a one armed ‘man-hug’.
“I knew this day was coming! You’ve grown up so fast westie!” not for the sense of him could Germany figure out why he was being twirled around for wetting his bed.
“You’re even ready for your first porn now! I’ll get you some of my awesome beginning books, we’ll start out slow!” what was this ‘porn’? Start out with what?
“But bru-“ he started
“We need to celebrate, a banquet yeah and banquet! A coming of age Banquet for my grown up little brother!” this was confusing the poor boy to no end.
“The invite list, I need to send out invitations! There's Denmark, and Spain, and and France, ack need to get started! I need to get Hungary, she’s bound to help out for tonight!”
With that Prussia finally released his chocking brother and ran off with the stained sheets flowing. A few seconds later Prussia’s wild screams could be heard from outside the window.
“HEY WORLD, MY BROTHER HAD HIS FIRST WET DREAM!!!!”
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Probably isn’t what op had in mind but anon couldn’t help herself. Like Prussia would ever explain anything properly! :D
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Oh Prussia. You would be proud of Germany, wouldn't you. Thanks anon, I was having a bad day and you made me laugh.
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PFFFFFF~, I can imagine Ludwig first thinking 'Wait, what does wetting my bed have to do with becoming a man? O_o'
Ah Gilbert. x'D
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China and Japan's part. (couldn't resist either)
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On a crisp green spring morning at a cozy house hidden by lush bamboos, a young Chinese man was stirring a steaming pot of congee. While adding in some fish sauce he heard a call of his eldest coming from the house.
“No hao Japan, did you sleep well aru.” greeted China before he started chopping the green onions. Silently Japan took a seat by his brother looking as if he was contemplating whether to speak or not. In the end he did.
“Yes but, there was an…incident.” stated Japan uncertainly.
“An incident aru…. what type?” okay the tea’s set now.
“I’m not sure brother, it must have occurred during the night.” pondered the younger.
“Did you have a nightmare aru? Don’t tell me you’ve been cutting your mails at night again aru.” scolded China as he added in more fire wood to the flame.
“No, not a nightmare but a very strange dream.” the island nation paused in the memory of it.
“What was this dream aru” questioned China, being the superstitious old man that he is.
“Ones with demons I believe, humans with animal’s features, especially cats.”
China nodded taking in the information and urged Japan to go on.
“And giant sea creatures, octopuses I think. Many of them but I could only see their tentacles.”
Hmm octopuses would be good for dinner tonight thought China for a moment before thinking back to Japan’s dream.
“Even as old as I am Japan, I can’t say completely but dreams usually are a sign of what’s to come.” answered China before he poured a sample of the congee into a tasting saucer.
“But I believe that I might be very ill.” Japan spoke in a worried tone. Ah the young ones always think there’s something very wrong with them.
“Oh, how so aru.” asked the cook as he took a sip of breakfast
“I woke to find my clothes and bed covered this strange sticky white fluid.”
“Ppptewff” came China, eyes wide, as he suddenly spat out the porridge on to the fire.
“Are you quite alright…” Japan stared at his brother surprised, then looked over to the pot.
“Now that I think about it, it looks very much like congee.”
China started to choke on nothing.
“Perhaps I shouldn’t have said that” muttered Japan to himself, though loud enough for the chocking nation to hear.
“No no *cough* not that *cough cough* just the congee *cough*.
The preteen Japan would have raised his eyebrows but decided against it, handing some nearby water to hopefully soothe his brother’s fit. It took a few hard smacks on the back, more water, and a baby panda to finally calm down China.
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“Are you sure you’re alright China?” asked Japan.
How was he supposed to explain the laws of nature to his little brother?
Japan was still so young, only some centuries old, he wasn’t ready for this yet. Not until he was at least 1000! Still the time has come and as an older brother it is his responsibility to pass on the knowledge.
“China… you’re chewing your hair again…” Japan knew something was going to go wrong.
“Nihon, come here aru. It’s best that you know about this and I believe you’re old enough now aru.” Oh he really did not want to do this…
“Yes brother, is there anything wrong with me?” politely responded Japan ears open and ready to absorb the information.
“Thankfully no, you are not ill. What happened to you was a natural part of growing up aru.” this was getting harder, gloomed China.
“Because when bodies-uh grow, they must go through different changes aru…and this is well a normal thing especially for males aru.” Japan nodded
“But what of the purpose brother?” asked Japan curiously.
“Yes, well…it is nature’s way of…aru this is very difficult for me. It’s nature’s way to help breed!” China felt oddly accomplished for getting that out of the way.
“Breed” repeated Japan. China nodded and picked up the baby panda as a prop, that and it was fuzzy.
“Yes aru, to make babies. See like this baby panda here” pandas always did make him feel better no matter what the situation, so cute.
“So do pandas also secrete-”
“BY THE SPIRITS NO!” screeched the Chinese man in horror covering the panda’s ears. Not the pandas, don’t defile the pandas. Looking at Japan’s face China began to calm down again.
“Well, in a way they do aru” China cringed at saying that. “But all creatures are different in this aru.”
Especially pandas, the ultimate symbol of purity and happiness, cause they don’t like having sex.
“Then, have I breeded brother?” piped up Japan.
“THE HEAVENS NO!” again the screaming, Japan plainly blinked to this.
“Uh I mean, there are certain aru, steps…and they have to be…” China started stuttering now, and it was the panda’s turn to choke.
“Steps?” questioned Japan innocently.
Silence
“Aiya! I’m sorry Japan I failed as a brother, here.”
The elder reached into a deep pocket and fished out a small bronze key. He payed a blessing onto it, more as a comfort for himself, and handed it over to Japan.
“Is that?”
“yes aru” Japan nodded in acceptance and tucked the key in his own clothes, they key to China’s private library. Japan was a smart boy, he quickly understood China’s implication and that his answers would be found there. In an odd brotherly way China patted the younger on the shoulder.
“That incident and your sheets are proof you are growing into an adult now Japan.” And in a way China felt a tinge older.
“An adult! Desu these sheet are mine now!” piped up a younger boy from behind the two. And off the boy ran, dirty sheets wrapped in his arms”
“Ah don’t Korea, those have been-“ started Japan trying to catch his younger brother but China stopped him.
“China, shouldn’t we-“
“No aru, it’s not his time yet.”
The ancient nation couldn’t take any more of this.
“Manhood originated in Korea!” laughed the running dot in the distance.
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There you go folks, the first signs of Japan's pervertedness. As far as I know/was raised Chinese people don't do the talking but there are old manuscripts...
And seriously Panda's a very slow breeders :T
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Japan must have had one kinky dream~
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Well, the pandas watch instructional porn:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15852885/
I believe in the old days, they had instructional manuals for brides, x-rated figurines, ancient dildos and so on...
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Japan, you kinky bastard.
lol at Korea, too. :)
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