I Press a Button and it Turns Him On
anonymous
September 25 2009, 21:52:43 UTC
PFFFT. This is based off of this story I read online, but had no money to finish reading. .__.
Long request is long.
Human future AU. Eduard is the tech guy at this huge corporation and pretty much gets zero respect. He doesn't have very many friends and his sex life is pretty non-existent. So one night, in drunken loneliness, he creates this life-like sex toy from a website. (Think of the computers from Chobits, but much more organic. So like a cyborg made for having sex). He models the toy after his dream guy, but then deletes the thing and goes to bed.
Or so he thought.
It turns out he accidentally ordered it. So imagine his surprise a month later when there's a human-sized package on his front step. And then he opens it.
And it doesn't look like his dream guy at all.
Apparently, some really rich guy ordered that model, but found a flaw in it, and sent it back, so it was sent to a customer for free, a once-in-a-lifetime deal (-cough- he can't take it back). So he's stuck with this model and gradually grows an attraction to him as I suppose he teaches the model how to be human and all that jazz.
Who the model is, it's up to anon. :3
tldr: Estonia accidentally buys a real-life sex toy from a website and ends up stuck with it.
Bonus 1: Like in Chobits, there's a moment of "Wow, it really feels human" groping, before he realizes exactly what he's doing.
Bonus 2: Estonia's dream guy was Finland. <3
Bonus 3: The toy is Greece, for the lulz. (What? xD He is the number one nation when it comes to sex.)
Long request is long.
Human future AU. Eduard is the tech guy at this huge corporation and pretty much gets zero respect. He doesn't have very many friends and his sex life is pretty non-existent. So one night, in drunken loneliness, he creates this life-like sex toy from a website. (Think of the computers from Chobits, but much more organic. So like a cyborg made for having sex). He models the toy after his dream guy, but then deletes the thing and goes to bed.
Or so he thought.
It turns out he accidentally ordered it. So imagine his surprise a month later when there's a human-sized package on his front step. And then he opens it.
And it doesn't look like his dream guy at all.
Apparently, some really rich guy ordered that model, but found a flaw in it, and sent it back, so it was sent to a customer for free, a once-in-a-lifetime deal (-cough- he can't take it back). So he's stuck with this model and gradually grows an attraction to him as I suppose he teaches the model how to be human and all that jazz.
Who the model is, it's up to anon. :3
tldr: Estonia accidentally buys a real-life sex toy from a website and ends up stuck with it.
Bonus 1: Like in Chobits, there's a moment of "Wow, it really feels human" groping, before he realizes exactly what he's doing.
Bonus 2: Estonia's dream guy was Finland. <3
Bonus 3: The toy is Greece, for the lulz. (What? xD He is the number one nation when it comes to sex.)
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