The Alpha and the Omegle [3/3]
anonymous
September 3 2009, 00:48:48 UTC
You: i like Americans, they're so fun and chatty :( Stranger: CAN ANYONE HERE PLEASE DIRECT ME TO THE NEAREST MACDONALDS. I HOPE IT HAS A DRIVE THROUGH lol. That is a 'fun' and 'chatty' American.
That was low, really low. Grinding his teeth slightly, America quickly started to tap away at the keyboard.
You: wtf that's so WRONG
America paused, he didn't want to chase away the stranger just yet, he had to find a way to play off his knee-jerk response.
You: they wouldn't say please, lol! Stranger: Ha, true enough. I give them too much credit as it is.
What.
You: plus they only shout because the whole world listens to them when they speak, so they're just doing everyone a favor. Im sure you can remember a time when people used to actually consider britain as not a joke. You: PSYCHE, MON.
Adding 'mon' was an elegant touch, America felt, a perfect compliment to his passive-aggressive lowercase b in 'Britain'.
Stranger: Oh, so now you're best buds with America, is that it? After everything I've done for you! You: you sound exactly like the embodiment of england, and that's not a compliment. Stranger: *England Stranger: And you sound exactly like the embodiment of America, right down to the smarmy insults even a grade schooler could do better than.
England had in fact made that same remark to America at the last G8 meeting. This was getting too weird.
You: Arthur? Arthur Kirkland? Stranger: What? How do you know my name!? You: Lucky guess? Stranger: Who is this!? You: Not your average bear.
Now that was a bad comeback, but America was too taken aback by surprise at finding Arthur of all people on Omegle. What a lonely old geezer, talking to 19 year old Jamaican girls over the internet! Should America spill the beans?
Nah.
The blackmailing possibilities were beautiful, and America wouldn't let them slip away. Before he closed the conversation, he made sure to part with pearls of wisdom that would leave England awake at night, tossing and turning as he tried to figure out who he had spoken to on Omegle.
You: GOBBLE GOBBLE, BITCH.
As America stood and stretched his legs, quite satisfied with his accomplishments of the night, he couldn't help but dance & sway while he made his way to the bathroom to brush his gleaming smile. Even with a brush in his mouth and the lather of toothpaste running from the side of his mouth, he couldn't help but sing a few bars from Ridin' Dirty, tweaking the lyrics to his own liking.
They see me trollin' They hatin', Patrollin' They tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty. Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty. Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
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Author's Notes: Haaaaaa. This was fun to write, even if I don't feel like I made America a very good troll. All the screen names mentioned in the beginning are actual screen names I have seen, they truly do exist. Both the 'gay?' conversation and the one with the Canadian (who you can assume to be Canada if you so choose) were both real conversations. I went to Omegle to find out exactly what the into text and stuff was, and liked the conversations enough to incorporate them into this story. While the 'gay?' one really did end that fast, the Canadian was a total doll and we continued to keep talking for another 15 or so minutes before they had to go. They were a super good sport. :>
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anonymous
September 3 2009, 01:22:31 UTC
I seriously laughed for an entire mintue at Alfred's last line. That's right, Alfred; England is a big turkey. XD LOL.
I've never been on the Chat thing you mentioned, but it sounds absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the fun read. :3 Here, have an internet (though they're like 90% porn; sorry).
Captcha: Saturday besting; Oh Captcha, you and your pearls of wisdom.
Re: The Alpha and the Omegle [3/3]
anonymous
September 14 2009, 05:25:37 UTC
Being an Omegle fan myself,I can say this is brilliant.Absolutely brilliant.I love you. Chairman Meow,somehow is that a reference to The Mortal Instruments series,or did you just come up with it?
Stranger: CAN ANYONE HERE PLEASE DIRECT ME TO THE NEAREST MACDONALDS. I HOPE IT HAS A DRIVE THROUGH lol. That is a 'fun' and 'chatty' American.
That was low, really low. Grinding his teeth slightly, America quickly started to tap away at the keyboard.
You: wtf that's so WRONG
America paused, he didn't want to chase away the stranger just yet, he had to find a way to play off his knee-jerk response.
You: they wouldn't say please, lol!
Stranger: Ha, true enough. I give them too much credit as it is.
What.
You: plus they only shout because the whole world listens to them when they speak, so they're just doing everyone a favor. Im sure you can remember a time when people used to actually consider britain as not a joke.
You: PSYCHE, MON.
Adding 'mon' was an elegant touch, America felt, a perfect compliment to his passive-aggressive lowercase b in 'Britain'.
Stranger: Oh, so now you're best buds with America, is that it? After everything I've done for you!
You: you sound exactly like the embodiment of england, and that's not a compliment.
Stranger: *England
Stranger: And you sound exactly like the embodiment of America, right down to the smarmy insults even a grade schooler could do better than.
England had in fact made that same remark to America at the last G8 meeting. This was getting too weird.
You: Arthur? Arthur Kirkland?
Stranger: What? How do you know my name!?
You: Lucky guess?
Stranger: Who is this!?
You: Not your average bear.
Now that was a bad comeback, but America was too taken aback by surprise at finding Arthur of all people on Omegle. What a lonely old geezer, talking to 19 year old Jamaican girls over the internet! Should America spill the beans?
Nah.
The blackmailing possibilities were beautiful, and America wouldn't let them slip away. Before he closed the conversation, he made sure to part with pearls of wisdom that would leave England awake at night, tossing and turning as he tried to figure out who he had spoken to on Omegle.
You: GOBBLE GOBBLE, BITCH.
As America stood and stretched his legs, quite satisfied with his accomplishments of the night, he couldn't help but dance & sway while he made his way to the bathroom to brush his gleaming smile. Even with a brush in his mouth and the lather of toothpaste running from the side of his mouth, he couldn't help but sing a few bars from Ridin' Dirty, tweaking the lyrics to his own liking.
They see me trollin'
They hatin',
Patrollin'
They tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
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Author's Notes: Haaaaaa. This was fun to write, even if I don't feel like I made America a very good troll. All the screen names mentioned in the beginning are actual screen names I have seen, they truly do exist. Both the 'gay?' conversation and the one with the Canadian (who you can assume to be Canada if you so choose) were both real conversations. I went to Omegle to find out exactly what the into text and stuff was, and liked the conversations enough to incorporate them into this story. While the 'gay?' one really did end that fast, the Canadian was a total doll and we continued to keep talking for another 15 or so minutes before they had to go. They were a super good sport. :>
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I've never been on the Chat thing you mentioned, but it sounds absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the fun read. :3 Here, have an internet (though they're like 90% porn; sorry).
Captcha: Saturday besting; Oh Captcha, you and your pearls of wisdom.
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GLORIOUS LULZ
words cannot
I don't even
yes.
Just freaking yes.
I love you author!Anon
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I love you Author!Anon!
Here~ Have an internet.
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Chairman Meow,somehow is that a reference to The Mortal Instruments series,or did you just come up with it?
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Also, nice tidbit with naming the Caps Lock key after Billy Mays.
Now, I'm off to investigate this Omegle thing...
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reCAPTCHA: brunches George, oh really..?
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This fill was a great find, definitely.
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