Truth or Dare Hetalia Style [3/?]
anonymous
August 11 2009, 21:06:58 UTC
Spain grinned at his longtime friend. “Da-“
“Spain!” Romano shouted, diving over and putting his hand over Spain’s mouth, much to France’s dismay. “This is France we’re talking about. France. The only safe option is truth, and even then, who knows how he’ll pervert it!”
“But Romano,” Spain started once the hand had been removed. At Romano’s glare however, he just smiled and shrugged. “Alright, then. Truth.”
If France was disappointed, he hid it well. “Tell me, Spain, who was the best person you’ve ever slept with?”
“What?!” Romano shouted, jumping up from his seat. “You can’t ask that! That’s personal!”
Spain grabbed Romano’s arm, firmly pulling him back down. “It’s alright, Romano. It is a game and I did choose truth.” He smiled at France again. “Romano.”
Later, the Nations present would swear that Romano turned redder than a tomato as he jumped out of his seat and began strangling Spain. “Don’t fucking tell them that, you damn bastard! That’s fucking personal!”
Alarmed, Veneziano started crying and tugging at Germany’s arm. “Germany! Big brother is going to kill Brother Spain! Help him!” Sighing, Germany hurried over to the struggling Nations before giving Romano a pull.
“Let me go you potato-bastard! He’s still fucking breathing!” Romano shouted, weak punches flying in the German’s general direction.
Spain, finally catching his breath, shot Romano a concerned look. “What’s wrong, Romano? I love sleeping with you. You’re always so warm and cuddly. It’s the best eight to twelve hours every time.”
Romano’s struggling stopped abruptly as the room erupted into laughter again.
“Eight to twelve hours! No wonder Romano is always so grumpy!”
“Is that even possible?”
“Is it even healthy?”
“Go Spain!”
“Shut the fuck up!” Romano shouted, causing more laughter. “You guys have the wrong fucking idea! Spain misunderstood the damn question. He’s talking about…actually sleeping together. Not…the other thing!”
The room fell silent again.
“Is that true, Spain?” France asked quietly. Spain nodded, still brightly grinning, even when France face-palmed. “I meant, who was the best fuck you’ve ever had?”
“Oh! Well that’s-“ Spain was cut off by Romano’s hand covering his mouth again.
“Spain already answered your question, wine bastard. It’s not our fault you worded it wrong. Spain, pick someone.” Romano removed his hand while France pouted. The night was just not going France’s way.
“Fine,” Spain said brightly. “Romano.” The chosen Nation groaned. “Truth or dare?”
-- You guys get an earlier and slightly longer chapter today :D Yay! haha
So, I'm going to be a pest once more and ask for opinions. I sketched out the most likely course of contestants. Would 30-some more Nations be too long for you guys? Should I cut it down some? Would you guys be willing to read that much? Or would you lose interest? Please, be honest ♥
Re: Truth or Dare Hetalia Style [3/?]
anonymous
August 11 2009, 21:36:09 UTC
OMG~ Please, 30+ nations is alright cause I think you can throw in more than one nation into the mix instead of one per update.
Oh gaaaaaaaaaaaawd~ I laughed so hard at the double meaning of the question. Spain~~~~~~~~~~~ You dope! And Romano!!!! LOLOLOLOL~ Poor France indeed, but I'm not that sorry for him. France, your day just suck today. xDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yay! Looks forward to more! Reading this first thing it the morning was great!
I do hope to be able to throw in a couple of Nations per update eventually. Right now, though, it's just being written in spare time (which is why they're so short). Once this summer class is over, though, updates will hopefully be longer for a time.
Authornon probably just jinxed it but one can hope all goes well
Stalking!Anon (this name is in jest XD)
anonymous
August 11 2009, 21:37:08 UTC
HAHAHA this is hilarious! Spain, how oblivious can you be? Oh wait, it is Spain. I love Romano trying to cover up that he might actually like Spain, and that he actually slept with him. I wonder what France would have dared Spain to do? Probably kiss him or something 8D Romano would be so jealous!
I can't wait to see what Romano chooses! I bet if it's dare, Spain will say something really daft, or 'kiss me'.
And as many nations as you like, that would be wonderful. The more the merrier!
Re: Truth or Dare Hetalia Style [3/?]
anonymous
August 11 2009, 22:01:00 UTC
Romanoooooooo ♥
I WILL NEVER LOSE INTEREST. YES, CAPS IS NECESSARY.
SOME NATIONS NEED MORE SCREEN TIME ON THIS MEME. THE DECISION IS YOURS, ANON.
Anon, I would die if you included Korea. Yes. He would probably pick Japan or China. I can see it now... "Japan! I dare you to let me touch your boobs again!" or "China-hyungAniki! You do love me right??" or "Isn't it true that you originated in me??"
TAKE YOUR TIME IN WRITING THIS, ANON. I WILL CAMP THIS LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
Korea (and Japan and China) is in the current plans for inclusion. It'll still be a while off, though, since I think he's about 15th on the list (which I don't have near me so I can't find out the position for sure).
An Announcement from the Author
anonymous
August 20 2009, 04:38:43 UTC
I'm sorry guys, but life is hitting me harder than I expected. I had hoped to be able to do updates every other day...not going to happen. In fact, I don't expect to be able to write more of this until Saturday at the earliest.
I apologize for the delay. I have not and will not abandon this, but it's going to take a little longer to update than I expected. I am very sorry :(
“Spain!” Romano shouted, diving over and putting his hand over Spain’s mouth, much to France’s dismay. “This is France we’re talking about. France. The only safe option is truth, and even then, who knows how he’ll pervert it!”
“But Romano,” Spain started once the hand had been removed. At Romano’s glare however, he just smiled and shrugged. “Alright, then. Truth.”
If France was disappointed, he hid it well. “Tell me, Spain, who was the best person you’ve ever slept with?”
“What?!” Romano shouted, jumping up from his seat. “You can’t ask that! That’s personal!”
Spain grabbed Romano’s arm, firmly pulling him back down. “It’s alright, Romano. It is a game and I did choose truth.” He smiled at France again. “Romano.”
Later, the Nations present would swear that Romano turned redder than a tomato as he jumped out of his seat and began strangling Spain. “Don’t fucking tell them that, you damn bastard! That’s fucking personal!”
Alarmed, Veneziano started crying and tugging at Germany’s arm. “Germany! Big brother is going to kill Brother Spain! Help him!” Sighing, Germany hurried over to the struggling Nations before giving Romano a pull.
“Let me go you potato-bastard! He’s still fucking breathing!” Romano shouted, weak punches flying in the German’s general direction.
Spain, finally catching his breath, shot Romano a concerned look. “What’s wrong, Romano? I love sleeping with you. You’re always so warm and cuddly. It’s the best eight to twelve hours every time.”
Romano’s struggling stopped abruptly as the room erupted into laughter again.
“Eight to twelve hours! No wonder Romano is always so grumpy!”
“Is that even possible?”
“Is it even healthy?”
“Go Spain!”
“Shut the fuck up!” Romano shouted, causing more laughter. “You guys have the wrong fucking idea! Spain misunderstood the damn question. He’s talking about…actually sleeping together. Not…the other thing!”
The room fell silent again.
“Is that true, Spain?” France asked quietly. Spain nodded, still brightly grinning, even when France face-palmed. “I meant, who was the best fuck you’ve ever had?”
“Oh! Well that’s-“ Spain was cut off by Romano’s hand covering his mouth again.
“Spain already answered your question, wine bastard. It’s not our fault you worded it wrong. Spain, pick someone.” Romano removed his hand while France pouted. The night was just not going France’s way.
“Fine,” Spain said brightly. “Romano.” The chosen Nation groaned. “Truth or dare?”
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You guys get an earlier and slightly longer chapter today :D Yay! haha
So, I'm going to be a pest once more and ask for opinions. I sketched out the most likely course of contestants. Would 30-some more Nations be too long for you guys? Should I cut it down some? Would you guys be willing to read that much? Or would you lose interest? Please, be honest ♥
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Oh gaaaaaaaaaaaawd~ I laughed so hard at the double meaning of the question. Spain~~~~~~~~~~~ You dope! And Romano!!!! LOLOLOLOL~ Poor France indeed, but I'm not that sorry for him. France, your day just suck today. xDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yay! Looks forward to more! Reading this first thing it the morning was great!
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Authornon probably just jinxed it but one can hope all goes well
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I can't wait to see what Romano chooses! I bet if it's dare, Spain will say something really daft, or 'kiss me'.
And as many nations as you like, that would be wonderful. The more the merrier!
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I WILL NEVER LOSE INTEREST. YES, CAPS IS NECESSARY.
SOME NATIONS NEED MORE SCREEN TIME ON THIS MEME.
THE DECISION IS YOURS, ANON.
Anon, I would die if you included Korea. Yes. He would probably pick Japan or China. I can see it now... "Japan! I dare you to let me touch your boobs again!" or "China-hyungAniki! You do love me right??" or "Isn't it true that you originated in me??"
TAKE YOUR TIME IN WRITING THIS, ANON. I WILL CAMP THIS LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
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Also, LOL at Spain being oblivious and Romano being pissed off and "Germany! Big brother is going to kill Brother Spain!". XD LOVE it so far!
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This is amazing! I'm willing to read more than 30 Nations. And I'm sure others would too.
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I apologize for the delay. I have not and will not abandon this, but it's going to take a little longer to update than I expected. I am very sorry :(
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