Title: Crossplay
Characters: Poland, Lithuania
Challenge: Holiday Winter Challenge - 31 Fics in 31 Days (Creative)
Rating: OT for yaoi lite
Warnings: Contains Dub-Con as well as Blood-Play
Summary: Poland has a creative way of getting some form his friend, Liet…
Author’s note: Also written for Hentai Contest’s Hentai Holidays
Word Count: 666
For azurecerulean …
On the fifth day of Hentai Holidays my true love gave to me some non-con of a dubious nature…
Lithuania had to admit that his friend Poland was not only very creative in how he viewed the world; he had a warped sense of humor to boot. If he was not in possession of said warped sense of humor then Liet would be at a loss for how to explain his friend’s decidedly odd behavior. So he just stupidly gaped at him.
“Hey, like, Liet, do you like want to go to bed now?” Poland said as he waved a large chef’s knife in one hand while flipping his now waist-long blond hair with the other.
“Uh…” Lithuania replied. “Why are you dressed like Belarus?” he asked, once he was able to get his brain to start functioning again.
“Cuz you like have this like stupid thing for her.” Poland wrapped a long tendril of hair around his index finger and twirled it.
“Oh…” Lithuania’s cheeks heated up.
“Yeah, so like are you going to go to bed with me or what?” Poland brandished the knife in a half-assed way. “Like why the hell is she so fond of knives? I can like think of a hundred better things to like do with my hands,” he deadpanned.
Lithuania chuckled nervously. The way his friend was waving that knife around someone was bound to get hurt. He had the feeling it was going to be himself too.
Rolling his eyes, Poland leaned in and grabbed the front of his friend’s shirt, pulling him close. “Don’t like make me like hurt you,” he purred. To underscore his point, Poland poked Lithuania’s cheek with the knife, drawing a tiny bead of blood.
“Ow…”
“I like told you not to make me like hurt you.” Poland rolled his eyes again. A slow grin spread across his face. “Although, that was like fun!” he poked the other cheek.
Lithuania laughed nervously. “Real fun…”
“So like let’s go!”
“Okay…”
Poland smiled as he let go. Pointing the way with his knife, he waited for his friend to get up. “Like let’s go, already!”
Lithuania gulped, but hurriedly complied, with Poland sashaying along behind him. It was all he could do to keep from bolting into his bedroom and locking the door behind him. Belarus was scary enough by herself, but Poland’s parody of her was downright nightmare inducing and he was not even asleep. He did not even want to think about what would happen if Poland decided to make his fantasies about her come true. He suddenly realized that was exactly what the Pole was doing.
“Now like take your clothes off, or I’ll like cut them off you!” Poland gave him his best cold stare, which looked remarkably like his extremely bored one.
“Yes, sir! Err… ma’am!” Lithuania squeaked. Fumbling with the buttons on his shirt, he somehow managed to get them open and the shirt off, while Poland admired his nails.
“You like think the black nail polish is a nice touch?” he asked.
Lithuania looked at him like he had three heads and when he saw the knife being pointed at him, he quickly nodded.
“Good…” Poland took the knife, and tracing the line of his friend’s collar bone, he drew a thin line of blood. Smiling, he said, “I like always wanted to like do this,” he leaned in and licked the wound.
Lithuania drew in a sharp intake of breath. Despite his misgivings about the whole affair and the pain of getting sliced and diced, he kind of liked it. Noting the unholy gleam in Poland’s eyes, he quickly got the rest of his clothes off.
Poland continued his conquest of his friend’s body; licking, sucking, slicing his way lower. Reaching Lithuania’s cock, his friend squeaked again. “What?” He looked up and noticed, much to his disappointment, Lithuania had fainted. Poland sighed. “Damn it! And I was like, just getting to like the good part too…”