Title: Distance Makes the Heart Grow Irritated
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Shikamaru/Temari
Author: Redulet
Recipient: Swift
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Hm, bit of strong language.
Notes: The request was for, "A humorous look at the two of them, because surely there's some hilarious insanity going on there."

( It wasn't quite, 'Honey, not now, I've got a headache,' but it was close enough. )

Title: The Strangest of All Creatures
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Shikamaru/Sakura
Author: Redulet
Recipient: Alleya
Rating: PG-13
Notes: "Silly me... I asked what he/she was doing." I have four different plots going for this request, but this is the one that got finished first. Of course it would be the one where it was more of a vague theme...

( Women were troubling creatures. )