Comments | hesthebeesknees: Lackluster Shiny Things

hesthebeesknees

Lackluster Shiny Things

Dec 18, 2007 12:49

Red and green strings of electric joy pop and glow with intangible ideas of happiness. Some other time, perhaps, I might be inclined to enjoy such festivities. However, the things lacking in my life keep getting rubbed in my face, causing me want to stomp on ornaments instead of hang them. I hereby cancel Christmas until a time when I am loved ( Read more... )

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! ensurientchaos_ December 19 2007, 03:09:48 UTC

We should go out dancing. I'm serious, as soon as possible. Detour plays some decent music usually and the crowd really isn't that bad there. Are you up for it?
by the way, my dancing is pure, real and undeniably wonderful:) and so are you.

shanoyu December 19 2007, 04:10:13 UTC

You are correct in that bad things should not happen to you. However, I think you are restraining yourself too far by not stomping on ornaments. My reasoning is this: Most people have some pretty fucking ugly christmas ornaments, or at least ones that don't make any sense. I mean, who the hell puts a Mennorah on a Christmas tree? Then again I guess you can't stomp that because you'd either be stomping on Christmas or you'd be stomping on Judaism, and would be absolutely al-Quaedarific.

Then again stomping on ornaments would not really make you feel better, unless it would in which case you should totally do it.

In any event I respect your decision to cancel Christmas instead of stealing it.

<3

I have a better idea...... ensurientchaos_ December 19 2007, 20:58:02 UTC

In fact we should have a bonfire where we burn holiday representations of all the world religions that have holidays around this time. We should have drumming and alchohol! Yes, of course alchohol!
The fire will be hot so people will have to take off their clothes! We will have our own little Saturnalia! Hail Satan!

Re: I have a better idea...... shanoyu December 19 2007, 21:42:57 UTC

Wouldn't that get us into the sticky copyright dispute between Chaunnakah and Kwanzaa?

Re: I have a better idea...... ensurientchaos_ December 19 2007, 22:14:13 UTC

not if we invite the lawyers. Sex for everybody!

sarasvatia December 20 2007, 04:46:18 UTC

Smile sweetheart, you are in fact awesome. And the new year IS coming.

serenitydnb December 20 2007, 07:04:44 UTC

I cannot offer you something pure, real, and undeniably wonderful; but I can sit down and have a cup of coffee with you in the next couple weeks. Hopefully we can both find an external moment in that.

I do promise that I'll behave.