I'm already on the way

[heslikenirvana]

Conductor: You guys sound horrible! This is a LOVE song! There are no sparks! No passion! You sound like you're making out with your SISTER!
Art: EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Me: Art, don't complain, your sister's hot.
Art: WHAT?! If I made out with my sister, first my PARENTS would be mad at me, then my SISTER would be mad at me, then my

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[lil_mermaid915]

ok, well i am getting my braces off in like a month but thats nothing to be jealous about because my orthodontist was like and then we will give you top and bottom retainers. im like whats a bottom retainer? and he of course confirms the horror and says that it is a metal wire that will be glued to the back of my bottom teeth and the lovely man adds that i will have to wear it FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. not an exaggeration either. apparently orthodontists like to sycke [sp?] you up about getting your braces off only the slam you with a lifelong sentence of filling your mouth with metal. very sad.

oh man!!! a semi-formal barbeque sounds like the coolest idea of all time! we could wear cute little stepford wive-style outfits and hold cups of lemonade while people meander around the lawn. its so amazing that i could actually use a cool word like meander in the description of it. you should totally do it. i would, but my lawn isnt coog for meandering in and my barbeque is old and yucky and you have to press the ignition button like a million times for it to start up and im always afraid that its going to explode.

and picnics are really nice too, i dont feel like getting into it because well, i am apparently very talkative today [i know im not talking, but writative isnt really a word]

♥!

[lil_mermaid915]

oh, and where it says coog, that was meant to really say good.

:[

[heslikenirvana]

A month?! Try two weeks! You stupid bitch I hate you.
*cut cut cut*

Okay, we could wear cute little stepford wive-style outfits and hold cups of lemonade while people meander around the lawn.: that's EXACTLY what I was picturing!!! Tell me that would not be the coolest ever, it's so great that you actually get me!

[lil_mermaid915]

:[

ahhhhhhhh! i know, i would be so excited. and then i could wear the same dress that i wore to ariels! i really really really love that dress and wow, its sounds so exciting. ah-ha! another way to hang out with ariel every other weekend [even though it will only be like once]

[heslikenirvana]

ForREAL.
Now if I were JUST cool enough to get off my lazy ass and DO all the things I talk about... *sigh*

[lil_mermaid915]

well...figure out who has a nice house/lawn/barbeque for that and then let them do all the work.

[heslikenirvana]

Hehe, WAY to mooch, my dear! I've taught you well; you make me so proud.