I just logged on to Facebook and got a really excellent Email ( Read more... )

Oh btw, Bertha is dead. ish?

Im supa dupa early for class...

Bitches are dumb and shit is weak.

( but I pipe chocolate like a pro )

I like dat boom boom pow
them chicks is jackin my style
they try to copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now

I'm so three-thousand and eight
you're so two-thousand and late...

So I chopped all my hair off. I now have sexy extra short hair. It's really hot, just sayin.

I have advanced baking and pastry in an hour and twenty minutes and I'm not excited.

I gave a dankity dank speech today though. I quoted Beyonce, it was pretty pimp.

So yea I guess Im done for now, peace

So last night I was pretty drunk.

Went to see Last House on the Left, which was great.

St patricks day shit...

then my downstairs neighbor invites us down to party with them.

and while I wasn't looking some random guy I didn't know snuck up behind me and cut my hair off.

WHAT THE FUCK!

Sometimes I write posts here...

So last night this kid hit me up ( Read more... )

Ugh I should not be allowed to live anymore ( Read more... )

So I wake up this morning and everything just begins as bullshit ( Read more... )