More randomness
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In April I bought porn for eerian_sadow (10 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I helped keaira_aine across the street (6 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for ink_in_hand (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-666 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
heslestor
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In April I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I helped eerian_sadow see the light (8 points). Last Friday I helped cindy_73 across the street (6 points). Last Tuesday I punched lugianna in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1708 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
heslestor
*dies laughing* So, I did this a few times just to see the different results. I also found this far more funny than is probably appropriate. Apparently, I really like ruling places as a cruel and heartless dictator and setting puppies on fire, since I set eerian_sadow's puppy on fire about five times, in a row. Sorry about that. Although the points I got for the first one amuse me almost as much as the entire thing. Wonder if it's a sign or something?
*wanders off in an attempt to finish at least ONE fic before Christmas*