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[herrpants]

This year, I am thankful for:
A stable relationship
The Simpsons
That one hooker in Hong Kong that didn't know the exchange rate for dollars to yen
absurdity
the fact that I'm not as fat as William Taft (that porker bastard!)
my parents
getting a humor writing class next semester (it's gonna be great)
beer
rock 'n' roll!!!
the ability to kill clowns
comical hoboes
not jerks, I can tell you that much
the Onion
green
indoor plumbing
Lenny Bruce...what a guy