kyped from elizabitch3000
1. DO YOU SNORE?
Hahaha! I could wake the dead
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Generally, a lover, but I have a vicious temper and ponderous bulk.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
I don't know if it's the worst, but I hate falling.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
No, I had Construx. I still don't get Lego.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
I try not to.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Umm... no.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Don't tell Mom, but I don't think so.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
I got away from it as soon as I could and haven't looked back. That's a 'no.'
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black
10 DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
No.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Hahaha! HELL NO! I can see the thrill, but there's that falling thing.
12. HAVE ANY "SECRET" TALENTS?
Not that I know of...
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
How long is the vacation? Tropical Pacific beach... specifics don't really matter, but I'd rather not get a passport.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Yes, but his writers suck.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Yes.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
No. Someone will tell me how wrong that is.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Sure, but I'm not a die-hard about it.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
Eleven.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Why would I want to? (That's a 'no.')
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Upstairs and downstairs. I've even been inside a jet intake.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
Sort of. I'm the only child from my Dad's second marriage, but I have three sisters from his first.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
I use mechanical pencils, but I have an electric pencil sharpener on the desk.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
I don't do it, but if you want to, go ahead. Don't drink, and only shoot what you're supposed to.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I've done it once. I don't plan on doing it again. (I'm married, happily, and if that changes, I probably won't remarry.)
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yeah. I've been told that it's pretty easy to read and it's next to impossible to forge. What more could I ask for?
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
MSG
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT?
I've meant it every time I've said it. The most recent instance was on the phone with Mom this afternoon.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
He has a tombstone... that's enough for me.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No, but that depends on the wedding.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled and very dry. Omelettes are good too.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Some of them, but not categorically.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Back in the laundry.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
12:02 am
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Gooch, probably some others, and probably some that people won't tell me about.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Not at all. Wendy's, now THAT'S vile.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
About an hour ago.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
I prefer baths, but I usually shower.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
The person isn't, the spirit is.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Depends on who's kissing. ;-)
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Caffeine is good.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Yes.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Yes, but not on demand.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Yes. It wasn't pleasant.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Whatever floats your boat. I don't do anything illegal or to excess, but I'm not going to preach on the subject. Mm-kay?
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Generally. If I'm tense when I fall asleep, I sleep light.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Blue.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Yeah.
51. DO YOU USE TWO-PLY OR THREE-PLY TOILET PAPER?
Two ply. Ultra Charmin (the only three-ply I can think of) sucks.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Not in the spirit that the question is asked.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
No.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
I'm working on the recorder. Slowly.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
I wouldn't call it 'stealing.'
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
See, there's that falling thing again... (That's a 'no.')
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Yes, but I haven't been since I was nine. I can't be that gung-ho over it.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
Only when I want to.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
That's a great song!
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Meh?
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Yes, but I hope to never have one.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
No.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Fucking snow!
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Tacos.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
No.
67. WISH YOU COULD LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE?
About six miles closer to the Loop. I could be happy anywhere (Seattle and Baltimore, especially) but it'll take a serious signing bonus to get me out of Chicago.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
I used to mute the Snuggle fabric softener bear...
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Too old, too big...
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
It's a long list. ABBA's always good. So are the Ramones.
71. WHO DO YOU LOVE?
That song's just alright.