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from lambertman:
1. What bill(s) do you hate paying the most?
Rent is the biggest and the biggest pain in the ass. But the worst one is that credit card that I keep forgetting I have. My 0% is somewhere around 24% now, all because I'm a fucking idiot.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic time?
Smith. I mean, c'mon... I flew out there to do her laundry. That's romantic!
3. Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
Not at all.
4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
The real question is who would I be if I'd changed that thing? I might have tied my shoes on that morning when I rolled my Jeep... But all of the "mistakes" I've made seem to have worked out in the long run.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Fuck me, I forgot. I remember my kindergarten and second grade teachers... Lemme look it up.
GREAT! My fourth grade yearbook is missing... I'll have to get back to you.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Sleep sounds good, but so does coffee. But right now, I'd really like to be looking at my fourth grade yearbook, wondering what ever happened to Tracey Hamilton and Tina Illardi.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
I didn't really have any plans. When I was a young kid, I went through the basics (fireman, president, bachelor), but as I grew up, I settled on sailor, airman, or aerospace engineer. Never got close to any of them.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
Two. Graduated from neither. Go ahead, ask how many I've been to next.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It's clean and small enough to fit comfortably under my uniform shirt.
10. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
I miss the lower prices from when I got my license, but I can't help but feel that our priorities are better now that gas is more expensive than milk. I don't know where I got that comparison.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you who and where?
I'm already in the best city in the world... why would I move? And I'd take wintress, because I'd rather cut out my spleen with a grapefruit spoon than have her do it because I left her behind.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
The alarm didn't go off this morning.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Robbie. I'll let Robbie play overnight tonight.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Have you seen mens underwear? Nothing to celebrate there. So I'll take a pass, because I really don't want any of you imagining my in my drawers, and I don't want any of you imagining me in the answer I was going to put either.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
I really hate dishes, which is why I do them so often. And I'm really curious about what #15 is supposed to be...
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
Probably. More likely, I'd just work. It's easier to find work than it is to find good volunteer opportunities.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in. I do prefer seeing three digits on the clock when I wake up, but the higher that number is, the better.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
I liked Cliff Jumper a lot, but I'd have to give the nod to Foamy. Squirrelly Wrath!!
20. Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
With a girl: Depends on the girl. Since the most obvious option isn't open because of the distance, I'll go with watching movies. Or concerts... concerts would be better.
With a guy: Beer. Sports are optional.
21. Have you found real love yet?
Yes. It's a Beatles song, right? I think it's available on iTunes now.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
I was at the sign shop, so...19? Maybe 20.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
Princess Bride is a good one.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Cajun turkey. But ham's pretty good too.
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
I gave up my membership. The last time I went, I think I bought Jager.
26. Beach or lake?
You can have beaches on a lake. The correct question is 'Ocean or lake,' and the correct answer is ocean.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Only because it's not open to everyone. Legalize gay marriage.
28. Do you own property?
I don't own real estate, which I'm pretty sure is the intent of the question.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Xanadu. I don't feel guilty about any of the others. Also, I see that someone who had this before me didn't like #30. It's a shame... it was such a good question. Oh well...
31. What's your drink?
More often than not, Coca-Cola or coffee. But I do like my Shiner Bock and Sierra Nevada Porter. Among many, many others.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys. The Indians are in the division, so I can't root for them unless they're playing the Twins or the Tigers.
33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops, unless they're writing me a speeding ticket.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Jenny Brenner. She used to say that she'd never go back, and I wonder if she's managed to pull that off.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Good question. T, what's the car set to? I think it's Rock 102 out of Springfield.
36. Norm or Cliff?
Cliff was a funnier character. I'd rather hang out with Norm. (I can't say that any better.)
37. The Cosbys or the Simpsons?
I'll go with the Huxtables. I didn't get into the Simpsons until YEARS later, and I'd still rather watch Tracey Ullman.
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I wouldn't take back anything. Honestly, I think the bumps have made us stronger.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
There's sitting at work? Oh... at the end of the day. Yeah, I like them alright.
40. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Y'know, I'm not sure. I know it's a cop-out, but I'd want someone I could talk to and who wasn't unpleasant to look at, but I really don't want anyone that I'd want to get to second base with, because I'd feel like I missed an opportunity when I didn't. So, I'd probably want to go with someone male, just to keep it safe. Nathon Fillion would be good, Robbie Fulks (of course). But neither one of them is the kind of pretty that I go for. So, for the pretty, Kasey (even though I'd be fighting the accent), Catherine Keener, Alyson Hannigan, or Jewel Staite. But, now that I've thought entirely too much about it, I'll go with Sara Quin.
41. Indoors or Outdoors?
Outdoors, especially in this city.
42. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Yeah. I T-boned someone with my Corvair (she cut me off, and didn't have insurance), I rolled the Jeep, I slid the Festiva into a tree stump (that was actually removed four hours later, as scheduled). I've been pretty good since 1997 though.
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yes. It was everything I thought it'd be.
44. Last book you read for real?
As in finished? Vince Flynn's Act of Treason, but it wasn't that good. I bought it for something to read at the airport. I'm in the process of reading Sin in the Second City, which is fascinating, and about Chicago.
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yeah, but he's in a box somewhere.
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Probably a rest area in Tennessee, but that's not really that weird.
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Hornet in Alameda. Yosemite, King's Canyon, Redwood, Edwards AFB... and I still haven't been to LA, really.
48. Do you go to church?
Hahahaha! No. Not even on Mothers' Day.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Oh fuck me! I don't want either one!
50. Just how OLD are you?
What year is it again?
1. What bill(s) do you hate paying the most?
Rent is the biggest and the biggest pain in the ass. But the worst one is that credit card that I keep forgetting I have. My 0% is somewhere around 24% now, all because I'm a fucking idiot.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic time?
Smith. I mean, c'mon... I flew out there to do her laundry. That's romantic!
3. Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
Not at all.
4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
The real question is who would I be if I'd changed that thing? I might have tied my shoes on that morning when I rolled my Jeep... But all of the "mistakes" I've made seem to have worked out in the long run.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Fuck me, I forgot. I remember my kindergarten and second grade teachers... Lemme look it up.
GREAT! My fourth grade yearbook is missing... I'll have to get back to you.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Sleep sounds good, but so does coffee. But right now, I'd really like to be looking at my fourth grade yearbook, wondering what ever happened to Tracey Hamilton and Tina Illardi.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
I didn't really have any plans. When I was a young kid, I went through the basics (fireman, president, bachelor), but as I grew up, I settled on sailor, airman, or aerospace engineer. Never got close to any of them.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
Two. Graduated from neither. Go ahead, ask how many I've been to next.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It's clean and small enough to fit comfortably under my uniform shirt.
10. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
I miss the lower prices from when I got my license, but I can't help but feel that our priorities are better now that gas is more expensive than milk. I don't know where I got that comparison.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you who and where?
I'm already in the best city in the world... why would I move? And I'd take wintress, because I'd rather cut out my spleen with a grapefruit spoon than have her do it because I left her behind.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
The alarm didn't go off this morning.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Robbie. I'll let Robbie play overnight tonight.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Have you seen mens underwear? Nothing to celebrate there. So I'll take a pass, because I really don't want any of you imagining my in my drawers, and I don't want any of you imagining me in the answer I was going to put either.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
I really hate dishes, which is why I do them so often. And I'm really curious about what #15 is supposed to be...
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
Probably. More likely, I'd just work. It's easier to find work than it is to find good volunteer opportunities.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in. I do prefer seeing three digits on the clock when I wake up, but the higher that number is, the better.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
I liked Cliff Jumper a lot, but I'd have to give the nod to Foamy. Squirrelly Wrath!!
20. Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
With a girl: Depends on the girl. Since the most obvious option isn't open because of the distance, I'll go with watching movies. Or concerts... concerts would be better.
With a guy: Beer. Sports are optional.
21. Have you found real love yet?
Yes. It's a Beatles song, right? I think it's available on iTunes now.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
I was at the sign shop, so...19? Maybe 20.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
Princess Bride is a good one.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Cajun turkey. But ham's pretty good too.
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
I gave up my membership. The last time I went, I think I bought Jager.
26. Beach or lake?
You can have beaches on a lake. The correct question is 'Ocean or lake,' and the correct answer is ocean.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Only because it's not open to everyone. Legalize gay marriage.
28. Do you own property?
I don't own real estate, which I'm pretty sure is the intent of the question.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Xanadu. I don't feel guilty about any of the others. Also, I see that someone who had this before me didn't like #30. It's a shame... it was such a good question. Oh well...
31. What's your drink?
More often than not, Coca-Cola or coffee. But I do like my Shiner Bock and Sierra Nevada Porter. Among many, many others.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys. The Indians are in the division, so I can't root for them unless they're playing the Twins or the Tigers.
33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops, unless they're writing me a speeding ticket.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Jenny Brenner. She used to say that she'd never go back, and I wonder if she's managed to pull that off.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Good question. T, what's the car set to? I think it's Rock 102 out of Springfield.
36. Norm or Cliff?
Cliff was a funnier character. I'd rather hang out with Norm. (I can't say that any better.)
37. The Cosbys or the Simpsons?
I'll go with the Huxtables. I didn't get into the Simpsons until YEARS later, and I'd still rather watch Tracey Ullman.
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I wouldn't take back anything. Honestly, I think the bumps have made us stronger.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
There's sitting at work? Oh... at the end of the day. Yeah, I like them alright.
40. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Y'know, I'm not sure. I know it's a cop-out, but I'd want someone I could talk to and who wasn't unpleasant to look at, but I really don't want anyone that I'd want to get to second base with, because I'd feel like I missed an opportunity when I didn't. So, I'd probably want to go with someone male, just to keep it safe. Nathon Fillion would be good, Robbie Fulks (of course). But neither one of them is the kind of pretty that I go for. So, for the pretty, Kasey (even though I'd be fighting the accent), Catherine Keener, Alyson Hannigan, or Jewel Staite. But, now that I've thought entirely too much about it, I'll go with Sara Quin.
41. Indoors or Outdoors?
Outdoors, especially in this city.
42. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Yeah. I T-boned someone with my Corvair (she cut me off, and didn't have insurance), I rolled the Jeep, I slid the Festiva into a tree stump (that was actually removed four hours later, as scheduled). I've been pretty good since 1997 though.
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yes. It was everything I thought it'd be.
44. Last book you read for real?
As in finished? Vince Flynn's Act of Treason, but it wasn't that good. I bought it for something to read at the airport. I'm in the process of reading Sin in the Second City, which is fascinating, and about Chicago.
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yeah, but he's in a box somewhere.
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Probably a rest area in Tennessee, but that's not really that weird.
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Hornet in Alameda. Yosemite, King's Canyon, Redwood, Edwards AFB... and I still haven't been to LA, really.
48. Do you go to church?
Hahahaha! No. Not even on Mothers' Day.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Oh fuck me! I don't want either one!
50. Just how OLD are you?
What year is it again?