kyped... and maybe more

Dec 06, 2007 23:59

1. from randazanda: Random facts meme

herrgooch once made a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.

herrgooch once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, herrgooch.... Just kidding, herrgooch is first.

herrgooch was what Willis was talkin' about.

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because herrgooch doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

herrgooch doesn't open a can of whoopass. He makes his own.

herrgooch and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

If you spell herrgooch in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

When herrgooch does division, there are no remainders.

Thousands of years ago herrgooch came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

2. Home early from work. I talked a friend into giving me a ride in exchange for Taco Bell. Seriously. On one hand, the ride home cost more than the train. On the other, I got home sooner, and had Taco Bell. Score!

3. We were pounded today. And whoever ordered the snow? Owes me a fucking explanation.

work, numbered post, silly meme

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