I've just read this:
News from Moscow

Oi, Ivan! Are you alright? Not that I like you more now, but no one should ever get attacked in such a gutless way!

Those bastards make me so angry!

Oi, Ivan! I always knew your younger sister's a bit batty, but this is outright ridiculous:

www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,,5277932,00.html

What the fuck? Does she want to insult me? This is a band of mine!! Those guys are AWESOME!

Tell her to countermand that bullshit!