Vell, since der whole...incident... Pickles und I decided to have his little celebration last night und I gave him his gift: his own personal collection of pornographic photos of me und....ein clone of myself! Alan ist der sweetest thing I've ever seen und I was so happy that he und Liebling got along so well! After all the crazy things going on, ( Read more... )

Liebling's birthday ist coming soon und I feel so terrible that I haven't had much time to be with him lately, but I've been so busy! I was able to work out der kinks in my previous psycho-analyzation of some of der fans for Herr Offdensen und I've been doing ein little private research on my own in my spare time, not to mention having to keep ein ( Read more... )