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[herr_doktor_13]

This month has been so busy with der planning und der organization und der strange gay men showing me ornate pastries und plates! I've never seen so many plates in mein life...Ist ein harrowing ordeal. I still need to have mein tuxedo fitted properly; you'd think they'd take into consideration just how tall some people can be, but noooo....

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[schroneko]

Can I do something in the wedding? Pleeeeaaaaase?

[herr_doktor_13]

If you don't destroy der ceremony, you can be der ring bearer, ja?

[schroneko]

YEAH! So what do I do?!?!

[herr_doktor_13]

You stand sehr, sehr, sehr still und don't say anything und hold our rings. Think you can do das?

[schroneko]

......Those were a lot of "sehrs".

[herr_doktor_13]

Das ist because ist sehr important. Ist for empnasis.

[schroneko]

Yeah, but nobody can stand that still. What if I pull a muscle or have a seizure from making my body be too still?

[herr_doktor_13]

You won't, though. If your sehr gut through der ceremony, I'll let you go out hunting in der fields behind der haus...All der birds und mice you want.

[schroneko]

Are you sure? I've tried staying still before and it felt like I was gonna freak out.

That would be aaaaaaawesome!

[herr_doktor_13]

All of it's yours; just stay pretty still for me...Ist all I ask.