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This month has been so busy with der planning und der organization und der strange gay men showing me ornate pastries und plates! I've never seen so many plates in mein life...Ist ein harrowing ordeal. I still need to have mein tuxedo fitted properly; you'd think they'd take into consideration just how tall some people can be, but noooo....Inconsiderate bastards...
Pickles und I have decided to have der wedding sometime in late Febuary; everyone should be recieving invitations. We've decided to have it in der Fatherland in mein home-state of Hesse. Gott, it'll be sehr gut to be home again. Der country-side ist still clear und der borders of der Rhön Mountains are just as beautiful as ever. I've really missed it after all these years und ein open-air ceremony couldn't be done anywhere more pristine.
I'm so excited und exhausted...Now der only thing das troubles me ist whether mein Kinder are going to tear into der other guests und so help me, if any of you do, I'll fry you right there. Das ist nicht ein empty threat. I'll do it.