Merry Xmas
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I donated bone marrow to Triggur in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I gave Triggur a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, Triggur (-5000 points). Last Monday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4707 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Thehero6666