On The Deeply Meaningful Products of Seminars
Or, "How to get a first"
(thanks to headlesshedwig for that one *giggles*)
This is what happens when me and swoot_of_ealdor get bored in seminar :) Just thought I'd share.
"Once upon a time in a gingerbread house, there lived a very bouncy baker called Bob. Bob liked alliteration, but had always hated B's. This was very unfortunate. One day Bob met Jill, who was jolly. Jolly Jill just laughed, so Bob left her to pick some berries. There, he met a dwarf called Dizzy who didn't like digging. Together they built a big model of a pointy and very very tall spaceship. Dizzy danced until his feet were numb, and then Bob carried Dizzy onto the spaceship as his new wife."
"The End," stated Merlin.
"Not fair!" complained Arthur. Merlin smirked and tucked Arthur in.
"More tomorrow, I promise."
"Pinkie swear?"
"Yes, Arthur, pinkie swear." Merlin patted his head. Arthur closed his eyes. Merlin crept across the room to the door and blew out the candles.
"Goodnight, Arthur," he whispered.
"Night Merly," Arthur replied. Merlin left.
FIN
The next part of Edge is about half-done, hopefully up soon :S
*waves*
Hazel