because no one on fb/Twitter seems to want to facilitate my crowdsourcing

[hermionesviolin]

There's a new storytelling card game (website, Kickstarter) a la Apples to Apples/Cards Against Humanity, which is all about generating pairings and telling stories about them -- but I'm not interested in like half the characters in the deck ... so I'm just gonna hand-edit the cards and am crowdsourcing that list.

So if you were playing this game, who would you want included? (Can be from literature, history, or pop culture -- so basically anyone.)