Fic: Inglourious Tiem Lordes (Doctor Who/Inglourious Basterds, PG-13)

[hermione_vader]

Yes, I plan to continue my "Donny as a companion" story, but I got this plot bunny and I just had to write it.

Title: Inglourious Tiem Lordes
Rating: PG-13 (for some language)
Fandoms: Inglourious Basterds/Doctor Who (a Whoniverse AU)
Character(s): Sgt. Donny Donowitz (the Bear Jew), mentions of Col. Hans Landa (the Jew Hunter), the Doctor, and the

Comments

[bugeyedmonster]

Wow.

[hermione_vader]

Thank you. :)

[kazokuhouou]

Oh crap, please tell me you didn't get the idea from TV Tropes.

[hermione_vader]

Why? Did you put it on the Time Lord page?

Honestly, though, that is where I first saw it, but I got the urge to write this from some discussion on fandomsecrets.

[kazokuhouou]

The first two, yes, not the one about them being rivals.

Oh, I remember that secret, that was amusing, though I got the impression that secret maker meant it more Doctor/Romana than Doctor/Master.

At least it isn't directly my fault though. :)

[hermione_vader]

Oh. Wow. I was kidding. I added the one about them being rivals.

I think I can see the Doctor/Romana thing, but I still get a Doctor/Master vibe from them.

[deloused_drunk]

Basterds + Dr Who = INSTA-GASM

I love everything about this, from the bat!TARDIS to Landa being a Time Lord to Donny's "dying" words XD Brilliant!

<3

[hermione_vader]

Thank you! :D

I'm so glad you enjoyed it. I couldn't think of anything else that could be the TARDIS (though bat!TARDIS sounds kind of like the Batmobile...ah, hell, that just makes it more fun).

Also, your icon = <3

[deloused_drunk]

No problem!

Hee hee, thanks... made it myself ^^

[jackson_maggler]

Fuck yeah, high five. Or at least a handshake because I love what you did with this plot bunny.

[hermione_vader]

Thanks! *high-fives and shakes hand*

I was terrified that it would sound too serious and Time-Lord-ishly epic for him, but I'm glad it worked. :)

OT: DAVID BOWIE COULD BE A TIME LORD

[jackson_maggler]

Hey, now. Donny is /somewhat/ epic, if only in the sense of a catastrophe being epically terrible. (Of course, from a Basterd's point of view, he's epically awesome with a side dish of hell yes.)

Besides, I'm pretty sure it's required for the Time Lords to be able to break out into monologues and soliloquies at the drop of a hat. Even if it's just to themselves.

Re: OT: DAVID BOWIE COULD BE A TIME LORD

[hermione_vader]

Well, duh, David Bowie IS a Time Lord.

Marvel Comics' popular antihero, Deadpool, can be his companion. The collective awesome and insanity would break the universe and put back together again simultaneously. Yes.

I'm pretty sure it's required for the Time Lords to be able to break out into monologues and soliloquies at the drop of a hat. Even if it's just to themselves.
I'm pretty sure that's just how they think, even about mundane things: "This morning, I brewed coffee that boiled with the heat of a thousand suns evaporating one million oceans..."

[laiqualaurelote]

AHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh my god, genius!

[hermione_vader]

Thank you. :)