May 15, 2008 03:28
You know what happens when I drink too much coffee? It irritates my stomach, which means I wake up at 2AM and throw up all over my floor. Seriously, it was like the vomiting scene in Team America: World Police. Also, Pukin' Part 2: The Sequel happened just now (3:30), although this time I was able to run to the bathroom and kneel to the porcelain god, as they say. My stomach's feeling more settled now, and hopefully it'll stay that way, since I do not like having to clean up giant puddles of spew.
Good thing I'm almost done with college, because I think I am done with coffee.
ETA: I think it's actually a stomach virus or something, since this issue just came up (ha!) again (it's about 5:20). And again, it come on too quickly for me to run to the john. Thankfully all I did since the last spew was drink some water, so it was just slightly thick water. Not so thankfully, it got on some of my roommate's stuff. That's going to be an awkward apology.