"Yes I am a party pooper for not lettting you embrace your 'blackness.'"

---John

"I'm chillin' like a villian. Actually I'm chillin' like a morally ambiguous underling. Y'know, the guys that aren't really evil, they just want the dental plan."

---Michael

"Don't tell anybody but I chugged syrup and what the fuck, you should not do that."

---Ben

"My cleavage is not an ashtray."

---Me

In other news, I have a date for Saturday night.

Hee!

Dad: I don't like the sip holes.
Ben: Yeah, he likes the rim jobs.

(talking about the little sip holes on coffee cups)

Oregon post is coming, I swear.

If you see this on your Friends List, quote "Firefly," bitch! ;)

Wash: Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the beast ( Read more... )

"Why hello! Eat my doodoos!"

---Ben

"They just sat on their asses wtih their dicks in their noses for a while."

---Ben

"I am a fancy boy and you're in my way."

---DJ

I forgot to write about a dream I had last night. I only remember a short part of it, but it was really really good the bits I remember. Something where there was a formal dance. Not like a high school dance, but some community thing like there might be back in the 50's or something like that. I was going to the dance with some guy but I don't ( Read more... )