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[herestothebard]

((Italics represent the Narrator))

And so the Bard entered an unfamiliar wood full of strange and terrible creatures. Stranger and more terrible, perhaps, was that the Bard found himself completely without memory. This would be a grave inconvenience, if the Bard were actually able to remember anything that happened within ten minutes of it's passing

Comments

[unnatural_20s]

Pfft, good luck. I've been looking for terrible creatures everywhere! The worst they've got here is a bunch of bears. And Etna.

[herestothebard]

I'm not LOOKING for terrible creatures, per se. I tend to try to avoid all manner of horrid beasties as their fangs tend to hurt.

What's an Etna?

[unnatural_20s]

Well, if you find any, send them my way. Level-grinding against bears gets tedious.

Oh, I'm sure she's around here somewhere. She generally tends to pop up whenever her name is mentioned. And hurt me. Watch this. Etna is a smelly hagbeast!

[herestothebard]

I'll have to avoid her then. I'm not fond of hagbeasts of any particular sort.

[vespa_alien]

Who are you talking to?

[herestothebard]

Not important. Why is your hair pink?

[vespa_alien]

I was caught in a tragic explosion at the pink factory.

[herestothebard]

Tragic eh? Any more tragic than whatever is forcing you to wear that helmet?

[smirkingbastard]

My, this place seems to get more interesting folk at an exponential rate as time passes.

[herestothebard]

You have my word that I have no intention of lingering in this place any longer than necessary, as interesting as I am sure it is. Wouldn't happen to know the way out, would you?

[smirkingbastard]

As much as I'd love to send you on your way, I'm afraid I must inform you that no way out exists.

[herestothebard]

...

Well then if you'll just direct me to the other establishments of civilization in the region, I'll be on my way.