therapy

Mar 25, 2007 22:35

Whenever I'm in a terrible mood and things just aren't going my way, I peel an orange and eat it while I begin picking up the clutter in my room, uncovering artifacts I'd completely forgotten. When my room is neat and my head is clear, I ride my bicycle. I exercise my right to a full lane, trying hard to keep up with traffic, self-satisfiedly ( Read more... )

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Running Red Lights? anonymous March 26 2007, 14:52:28 UTC
I suppose we are supposed to feel bad for you when some evil capitalist in his work truck runs your fucking ass over?

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Re: Running Red Lights? heres_to_now March 27 2007, 00:21:02 UTC
While I appreciate you pulling at our red white and blue heartstrings by painting a picture of an average Joe getting caught in the middle by just doing his civil duty of contributing to society, I'd much rather you simply fuck off.

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Re: Running Red Lights? anonymous March 27 2007, 05:47:36 UTC
I hope you don't ever run a light across my path. Just can't promise you that my reactions are going to be quick enough to stop my vehicle from running down some little anarchist SUV burning pussy.

Tell your friends in MKE that they better never try their recruitment center shit smearing crap around here...there's likely to be somebody there ready to make them pay.

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Re: Running Red Lights? heres_to_now March 27 2007, 06:06:15 UTC
Sir I don't know why you think I know anyone involved in that despicable act, but since you're typing from Oshkosh, chances are I will "run a light across [your] path." Just be ready for my bicycle to spontaneously turn into a tank and TOTAL DESTROY.

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Re: Running Red Lights? heres_to_now March 27 2007, 15:57:10 UTC
Also! I have a facebook and a Myspace! Cmnt my pix i'll cmnt back k?

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Re: Running Red Lights? zephyrsemblance March 30 2007, 21:31:17 UTC
Hahaha. Oh, Adam.

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Re: Running Red Lights? anonymous April 3 2007, 19:25:58 UTC
But then you would know who I am and burn my vehicle in a parking lot somewhere.

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Re: Running Red Lights? heres_to_now April 4 2007, 05:01:15 UTC
No sir, you paid for that with your work. Your red blood, white sweat, and blue tears.

I would never do such a thing to an honest, hard-working Joe such as yourself, nor to anyone.

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Re: Running Red Lights? grammardance April 9 2007, 23:26:17 UTC
Nate Nelson, livejournal-stalker-extraordinaire? Is that you?

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