What I learned from Vh1
This morning Vh1 taught me that an anonymous bidder purchased Michael Bolton's mullet when he axed it in 1999 for a nice, round $6000. For this reason, I am not going to cut my own pre-mullet.
Mathematically:
-# of people who like me > # of people who like Bol-Ton.
-desire to get something for nothing > # of days to grow Boltonesque mullet/endure consequent hockey jokes.
-ability to grow mullet > desire to be po'/to eat another cottage cheese and jelly burrito on account of being po'
I feel as though I am making a personal investment. With basic rates of appreciation and perhaps a little fame I can imagine that growing my neck warmer into a real mullet will be profitable in the future.
Mathematically:
-# of people who like me > # of people who like Bol-Ton.
-desire to get something for nothing > # of days to grow Boltonesque mullet/endure consequent hockey jokes.
-ability to grow mullet > desire to be po'/to eat another cottage cheese and jelly burrito on account of being po'
I feel as though I am making a personal investment. With basic rates of appreciation and perhaps a little fame I can imagine that growing my neck warmer into a real mullet will be profitable in the future.