Happy 3rd Birthday Mickey!
Today is my baby boy Mickey's 3rd Birthday... I got him May 2004 and he is the joy of my life :) I don't know what I would do without him next to me every night and in my arms every morning. I consider him my son and I would do anything for him. I just wish that I had more money to take him to the vet :( But, to celebrate mickey's birthday my good friend sent me this really cute email about pets :) so I thought I'd share it...
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.
And finally,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children !