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Dec 26, 2007 18:35

Age: Oldest of the Keroro Platoon, but... that doesn't say much. Canon had a nasty divorce with logic during episode one, so time-lines do not matter. Theoretically, they're all thousands of years old. YOU COULD ACCEPT THAT, OR YOU COULD JUST ROLL WITH IT THE STUPID.
Height: 21.85 inches, just under 2 feet
Weight: 12.25 pounds / 6 kilograms
Eyes: Dark blue
Hair: ...........blond is his wig of choice.

Medical Info: His face remembers it!! Hilariously dumb and cliche scar over his right eye. And, uh, HE'S. THE MANLIEST OF VETERANS and likes randomly being in explosions. I assume there would be remnants of. Damage. But. Not. Not really. It's magical cartoon violence. It's there if you want it to be, I guess.

Also, if you want to believe the manga, he's potentially radioactive.

Physical traits: . . . he's a two foot frog, and he's also red. ... a very physically fit two foot frog. If frogs had six-packs and biceps, GIRORO WOULD HAVE THEM. And really, really, really good hearing ("UNGODLY EARS!!1"). He's like. A batfrog. Is it bats or owls that have good hearing? I can't remember.

What's Okay To Mention Around Him: Oh, anything. Canon looooev meta, and they all know that they're fictional characters. He'll freak out at most other things because he's just that kind of frog. (YELLING IS FUN!!) In conclusion: I pretty much encourage the activity known as "freaking Giroro out". If you haven't figured that out already.

Abilities: REALLY GOOD HEARING. He can canonly hear through ... soundproof glass. I do not know how. But he is able to. Uh, experienced in guerrilla warfare, wilderness survival, and roasting stuff on a stick. His roasted sweet potatoes are THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE!!1 Apparently also the "best sharpshooter in the Keron army", blah blah blah walking artillery blah blah blah will mess your shit up. When severely enraged, he switches into "COMBAT MODE" where all his concentration is forced into KILLING SOMEONE, and he starts to speaks in short phrases and generally makes no sense.

DESPITE ALL THIS, Giroro's GREATEST talent is bottoming to Kururu, Natsumi, kittens, everything, life, his brother, crossdressing, and himself. If a situation involves a) HIM BEING EMBARASSED, b) HIM BEING ILLOGICALLY OVERPOWERED, c) NATSUMI, d) KURURU, e) GARURU-NII-CHAN, and BASICALLY HIM BEING TOPPED IN ANY SORT OF WAY, it will happen. Despite the fact that he's badass.

Especially if it involves his daily emasculation.

Notes for the Psychics: Probably wouldn't have to actually look inside his mind. Giroro can be read like a book! LIKE SO: war wow you're idiots war war blowing stuff up natsumiiiii!!11111111111 war KURURU DON'T TOUCH ME THERE war war still idiots war war that gun needs to be cleaned NATSUMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o look a kitten NATSUMIIIIIII

Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Y/Y/Y/Y seeing as... shapeshifting and bodyswitching and deaging and everything else is canon, but asking is always the key! I like to know things so I can respond appropriately.

Hugging/Kissing/Other Non-Violent Physical Contact: Y but there is a 98% chance that you will get shot. Or punched. Or bombed. Or all three. (Don't worry, you'll get better.) YOUR FACE IS TOO CLOSE. >(

Maim/Murder/Death: YYYYYYYYYYYY what kind of hypocrite would I be if I said no. The more the better. He wants you to beat him in the face. More than once. He will, however, retaliate! Please keep that in mind if you wish to engage in the SHOUNEN RETARDZ with my frog.

Cooking: ONLY IF IT'S ON A STICK mmm everything tastes better roasted on a stick. MM, RABIES.

ALSO: THINGS TO NOTE.
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