[PRIVATE] Bakit ba ang mga ate at nanay pakialamera? T_T
Nananahimik naman kasi yung laptop ko na naka screensaver mode nang biglang tinignan ni Ate ang wallpaper ko.
Ate: Who’s that girl in your laptop?
Me: …what girl?
Ate: The one in your wallpaper. With the dog?
Me: ATE LEAVE MY COMPUTER ALONE!
Mama: Ay ano yon Inna, there’s a picture of a girl in EJ’s laptop?
Me: >.<
Mama: Ay hijo she’s very pretty naman. Is she you’re girlfriend?
Me: (I wish). No Ma, she’s Tonia, remember her? She was my friend from gradeschool?
Ate: Ahhh, the bestfriend of your crush…Lily?
Me: Lala! I mean yeah Lala was my crush back then but…
Mama: Now you like this Tonia na? Naku hijo it’s very bad to cause fights between friends.
Me: WHAT?
Ate: *Laughing* C’mon ma, seriously EJ’s not really the type to start catfights between girls.
Mama: Why? My bunso is very pogi!
Me: Um…Friends lang kami. Really! (How the hell did we get to here?)
Mama: Hijo you sound so showbiz naman. Pwede ka na sa The Buzz.
Me: (my mom is a jolog, what?)
Ate: So is she your girlfriend?
Me: No ate, she’s my friend we all just met up when we went back to the Philippines.
Mama: Ay you should have brought her over for dinner I want to meet my future daughter-in-law.
Me: MOM! She’s not my girlfriend! (yet?)
Ate: So what’s a picture of her and her dog doing as you’re computers wallpaper?
Me: I just…Its because…Bakit ba pakialamero kayo?!
Mama: Why are you shouting at us? We just want to meet your girlfriend!
Ate: *snickers*
Women. Jeez. Honestly.
(>.<)
Ate: Who’s that girl in your laptop?
Me: …what girl?
Ate: The one in your wallpaper. With the dog?
Me: ATE LEAVE MY COMPUTER ALONE!
Mama: Ay ano yon Inna, there’s a picture of a girl in EJ’s laptop?
Me: >.<
Mama: Ay hijo she’s very pretty naman. Is she you’re girlfriend?
Me: (I wish). No Ma, she’s Tonia, remember her? She was my friend from gradeschool?
Ate: Ahhh, the bestfriend of your crush…Lily?
Me: Lala! I mean yeah Lala was my crush back then but…
Mama: Now you like this Tonia na? Naku hijo it’s very bad to cause fights between friends.
Me: WHAT?
Ate: *Laughing* C’mon ma, seriously EJ’s not really the type to start catfights between girls.
Mama: Why? My bunso is very pogi!
Me: Um…Friends lang kami. Really! (How the hell did we get to here?)
Mama: Hijo you sound so showbiz naman. Pwede ka na sa The Buzz.
Me: (my mom is a jolog, what?)
Ate: So is she your girlfriend?
Me: No ate, she’s my friend we all just met up when we went back to the Philippines.
Mama: Ay you should have brought her over for dinner I want to meet my future daughter-in-law.
Me: MOM! She’s not my girlfriend! (yet?)
Ate: So what’s a picture of her and her dog doing as you’re computers wallpaper?
Me: I just…Its because…Bakit ba pakialamero kayo?!
Mama: Why are you shouting at us? We just want to meet your girlfriend!
Ate: *snickers*
Women. Jeez. Honestly.
(>.<)