Two Bit Wit
Baekhyun/D.O., Slice-of-life, Romance, AU, pg-13, ~1000w
Good thing being with Baekhyun is now second nature.
Warnings: Very self-indulgent. VERY VERY plotless.
Two Bit Wit
Kyungsoo thinks it’s a testament to their level of comfort with each other when he doesn’t even bat an eye at Baekhyun playing video games on their bed stark naked. Baekhyun has a habit of wandering around the apartment in various states of undress, and has the nerve to complain about how cold he is when he’s standing around wearing only a pair of boxer shorts and mismatched socks. But despite his resolve to not feel any pity for Baekhyun, Kyungsoo always ends up turning on the heater at unreasonable times of the year.
“Welcome home!” Baekhyun says, tossing aside the controller the moment he sees Kyungsoo walk into their bedroom. On the screen, Mario goes careening off of Rainbow Road.
“Did you not go to class today?” Kyungsoo asks, dropping his backpack down with a heavy thump.
“Wasn’t feeling it,” Baekhyun frowns. “The professor lectures off the slides all the time, so I just downloaded the Powerpoint.”
“You’re an inspiration to us all,” Kyungsoo says dryly.
“A-plus,” Baekhyun grins. “Are you busy right now?”
“I’ve got a midterm to study for, so yeah.”
“That’s not the response I was looking for.”
“Tough,” Kyungsoo says. He reaches down to grab his Game Theory textbook out of his bag, pointedly ignoring the pout Baekhyun is sporting. Kyungsoo has a whole evening of Red Bull fueled studying ahead and he’d rather have it uninterrupted.
“I know you’re not one for subtlety, so let me use small, direct words, okay? I want you to-”
“No, I know what you want. I’m just electing to ignore your request.”
“Kyungsoo,” Baekhyun says slowly. “Your incredibly handsome and incredibly naked boyfriend has been lying in this bed for hours waiting for you to get home. Just come over here and kiss me, at least.”
Baekhyun makes a come-hither gesture with his fingers and cheerfully pats the empty spot on the bed beside him. He looks so ridiculous that Kyungsoo is rendered speechless for a moment before he breaks out into uncontrollable laughter. Tears are forming at the sides of his eyes as he stumbles over to flop down heavily in the empty space next to Baekhyun. Baekhyun reaches out to casually brush them away, cold fingers bringing immediate relief to Kyungsoo’s burning face.
“Look, I even saved you a spot,” Baekhyun gestures to the space between his legs. “Best seat in the house.”
“If this is the best seat, I’m going to have to ask for my money back,” Kyungsoo says as he kneels between Baekhyun’s legs. He rubs his boyfriend’s thighs gently to let him know he’s not (completely) serious. “But hi there, boyfriend.”
“Hello yourself, boyfriend,” Baekhyun says, bringing his legs together to squeeze Kyungsoo’s waist lightly. “Is your midterm really more important than me?” He squeezes even tighter as if afraid Kyungsoo will bolt any minute.
“I adore you,” Kyungsoo promises, leaning forward to drop kisses onto Baekhyun’s stomach. “But I really have to study.”
“Yeah,” Baekhyun says, reaching out to pat Kyungsoo’s cheeks firmly before squeezing them. “Yeah, I know.”
Kyungsoo rolls his eyes and elects to turn his head so he can kiss the palm of Baekhyun’s hand instead. “Of course you do,” He says.
“I know everything,” Baekhyun responds. He brushes his knuckles against the base of Kyungsoo’s throat before caressing the back of his neck. It’s a subtle gesture, but Kyungsoo’s breath hitches ever so slightly as Baekhyun continues to tenderly stroke the nape of his neck, fingers occasionally tangling in Kyungsoo’s hair.
“Sit up and lift your arms for me, handsome,” Baekhyun eventually says and Kyungsoo obediently does so so Baekhyun can slip his shirt over his head and toss it to the side.
“Very handsome,” Baekhyun repeats as runs his hands slowly down Kyungsoo’s body and rests them on his hips. He massages Kyungsoo’s hips with slow, deliberate motions while Kyungsoo moves back over Baekhyun so he can kiss his clavicle.
Kissing Baekhyun is more enjoyable than Kyungsoo would like to admit aloud, but he’s pretty sure Baekhyun has a pretty good idea of just how much from the number of times Kyungsoo initiates the kisses. In the end it doesn’t really matter because all Kyungsoo knows is that he loves the different reactions he gets when he kisses Baekhyun all over, from his chest to his neck, to the hollows of his cheeks, and ending at the corners of his mouth.
“My mouth is here, gorgeous,” Baekhyun sing songs, tapping his mouth lightly.
“I’m aware,” Kyungsoo laughs but kisses the tip of Baekhyun’s nose instead.
“Just a little reminder,” Baekhyun pouts and slaps Kyungsoo’s bare shoulder a little harder than necessary. “Since you’re occupied with everything but.”
“So impatient.”
“You were the one who said you didn’t have a lot of time!” Baekhyun practically whines. He bites down on Kyungsoo’s shoulder and Kyungsoo shudders at the sensation. “Let’s go!”
“Well, when I do something, I do it properly,” Kyungsoo retorts, but leans in to appease his impatient boyfriend. This proves to be a bit problematic, because at this point Baekhyun is laughing so their lips end up crashing awkwardly together. Kyungsoo’s lips sting from the impact and he grimaces at the sensation.
“I’m sorry, but that was really cheesy. But please commence with what you were going to do,” Baekhyun gasps between giggles, covering his mouth with his hand.
“You’re the cheesy one,” Kyungsoo complains, licking the back of Baekhyun’s hand. “I don’t want to kiss you anymore.”
“But I want to kiss you, so we’re in a bit of a dilemma here,” Baekhyun grins cheekily up at his boyfriend.
“We can’t always get what we want,” Kyungsoo says solemnly. This is apparently not the response Baekhyun was hoping for and so he moves to flip their positions so Kyungsoo is pinned firmly under him.
“Permission to shut you up?”
Kyungsoo can feel Baekhyun’s breath ghosting over his lips and his chest against his and he feels a little light-headed. Good thing being with Baekhyun is now second nature. “Permission most certainly granted.”
S C R E A M I N G
(omg I can just feel you cringing because of all my greasy one-liners but rest assured that I NEVER RUN OUT OF GREASY ONE-LINERS. I'm a huge hit at parties. (but seriously, I'm sorry if I overdo things lol))
Good thing being with Baekhyun is now second nature.
Warnings: Very self-indulgent. VERY VERY plotless.
Two Bit Wit
Kyungsoo thinks it’s a testament to their level of comfort with each other when he doesn’t even bat an eye at Baekhyun playing video games on their bed stark naked. Baekhyun has a habit of wandering around the apartment in various states of undress, and has the nerve to complain about how cold he is when he’s standing around wearing only a pair of boxer shorts and mismatched socks. But despite his resolve to not feel any pity for Baekhyun, Kyungsoo always ends up turning on the heater at unreasonable times of the year.
“Welcome home!” Baekhyun says, tossing aside the controller the moment he sees Kyungsoo walk into their bedroom. On the screen, Mario goes careening off of Rainbow Road.
“Did you not go to class today?” Kyungsoo asks, dropping his backpack down with a heavy thump.
“Wasn’t feeling it,” Baekhyun frowns. “The professor lectures off the slides all the time, so I just downloaded the Powerpoint.”
“You’re an inspiration to us all,” Kyungsoo says dryly.
“A-plus,” Baekhyun grins. “Are you busy right now?”
“I’ve got a midterm to study for, so yeah.”
“That’s not the response I was looking for.”
“Tough,” Kyungsoo says. He reaches down to grab his Game Theory textbook out of his bag, pointedly ignoring the pout Baekhyun is sporting. Kyungsoo has a whole evening of Red Bull fueled studying ahead and he’d rather have it uninterrupted.
“I know you’re not one for subtlety, so let me use small, direct words, okay? I want you to-”
“No, I know what you want. I’m just electing to ignore your request.”
“Kyungsoo,” Baekhyun says slowly. “Your incredibly handsome and incredibly naked boyfriend has been lying in this bed for hours waiting for you to get home. Just come over here and kiss me, at least.”
Baekhyun makes a come-hither gesture with his fingers and cheerfully pats the empty spot on the bed beside him. He looks so ridiculous that Kyungsoo is rendered speechless for a moment before he breaks out into uncontrollable laughter. Tears are forming at the sides of his eyes as he stumbles over to flop down heavily in the empty space next to Baekhyun. Baekhyun reaches out to casually brush them away, cold fingers bringing immediate relief to Kyungsoo’s burning face.
“Look, I even saved you a spot,” Baekhyun gestures to the space between his legs. “Best seat in the house.”
“If this is the best seat, I’m going to have to ask for my money back,” Kyungsoo says as he kneels between Baekhyun’s legs. He rubs his boyfriend’s thighs gently to let him know he’s not (completely) serious. “But hi there, boyfriend.”
“Hello yourself, boyfriend,” Baekhyun says, bringing his legs together to squeeze Kyungsoo’s waist lightly. “Is your midterm really more important than me?” He squeezes even tighter as if afraid Kyungsoo will bolt any minute.
“I adore you,” Kyungsoo promises, leaning forward to drop kisses onto Baekhyun’s stomach. “But I really have to study.”
“Yeah,” Baekhyun says, reaching out to pat Kyungsoo’s cheeks firmly before squeezing them. “Yeah, I know.”
Kyungsoo rolls his eyes and elects to turn his head so he can kiss the palm of Baekhyun’s hand instead. “Of course you do,” He says.
“I know everything,” Baekhyun responds. He brushes his knuckles against the base of Kyungsoo’s throat before caressing the back of his neck. It’s a subtle gesture, but Kyungsoo’s breath hitches ever so slightly as Baekhyun continues to tenderly stroke the nape of his neck, fingers occasionally tangling in Kyungsoo’s hair.
“Sit up and lift your arms for me, handsome,” Baekhyun eventually says and Kyungsoo obediently does so so Baekhyun can slip his shirt over his head and toss it to the side.
“Very handsome,” Baekhyun repeats as runs his hands slowly down Kyungsoo’s body and rests them on his hips. He massages Kyungsoo’s hips with slow, deliberate motions while Kyungsoo moves back over Baekhyun so he can kiss his clavicle.
Kissing Baekhyun is more enjoyable than Kyungsoo would like to admit aloud, but he’s pretty sure Baekhyun has a pretty good idea of just how much from the number of times Kyungsoo initiates the kisses. In the end it doesn’t really matter because all Kyungsoo knows is that he loves the different reactions he gets when he kisses Baekhyun all over, from his chest to his neck, to the hollows of his cheeks, and ending at the corners of his mouth.
“My mouth is here, gorgeous,” Baekhyun sing songs, tapping his mouth lightly.
“I’m aware,” Kyungsoo laughs but kisses the tip of Baekhyun’s nose instead.
“Just a little reminder,” Baekhyun pouts and slaps Kyungsoo’s bare shoulder a little harder than necessary. “Since you’re occupied with everything but.”
“So impatient.”
“You were the one who said you didn’t have a lot of time!” Baekhyun practically whines. He bites down on Kyungsoo’s shoulder and Kyungsoo shudders at the sensation. “Let’s go!”
“Well, when I do something, I do it properly,” Kyungsoo retorts, but leans in to appease his impatient boyfriend. This proves to be a bit problematic, because at this point Baekhyun is laughing so their lips end up crashing awkwardly together. Kyungsoo’s lips sting from the impact and he grimaces at the sensation.
“I’m sorry, but that was really cheesy. But please commence with what you were going to do,” Baekhyun gasps between giggles, covering his mouth with his hand.
“You’re the cheesy one,” Kyungsoo complains, licking the back of Baekhyun’s hand. “I don’t want to kiss you anymore.”
“But I want to kiss you, so we’re in a bit of a dilemma here,” Baekhyun grins cheekily up at his boyfriend.
“We can’t always get what we want,” Kyungsoo says solemnly. This is apparently not the response Baekhyun was hoping for and so he moves to flip their positions so Kyungsoo is pinned firmly under him.
“Permission to shut you up?”
Kyungsoo can feel Baekhyun’s breath ghosting over his lips and his chest against his and he feels a little light-headed. Good thing being with Baekhyun is now second nature. “Permission most certainly granted.”
S C R E A M I N G
(omg I can just feel you cringing because of all my greasy one-liners but rest assured that I NEVER RUN OUT OF GREASY ONE-LINERS. I'm a huge hit at parties. (but seriously, I'm sorry if I overdo things lol))