FINE, OKAY, FINE, SO LAST WEEKEND, MY BACHELOR WEEKEND WHILE THE BEAR WAS AT A "TURKEY HUNT WEEKEND" WITH A BUNCH OF MY DRUNKEN SWEARING RIGHT-WING COUSINS, I WATCHED HIGH SCHOOL MUSICALS 1-3.
OKAY??????????
ALSO, THE THIRD ONE MADE ME CRYYYY.
POINTS IN MY DEFENSE:
-IT WAS LIKE 2 IN THE MORNING
-I WAS BEING A DOOF AND MISSING MY HONEY
-IT WAS SAD! OKAY, IT WAS SAD. AND SWEET.
THEN WHEN WE WERE WATCHING THE BIGGEST LOSER (WHICH IS A DIFFERENT POST ENTIRELY) I MADE HIM PAUSE AND REWIND SO WE COULD SEE THE 12-SECOND EFRON-ON-SNL PROMOS.
THEN, MOTHERFUCKERS, I MADE SURE THAT THE BEAR WATCHED THE EFRON POOL PARTY FUNNYORDIE MOVIE. I SENT HIM THE LINK IN AN EMAIL CALLED "FEATURING TOM LENNON."
IDEK YOU GUYS.
IN MY DEFENSE I ALSO LIKE THE
NEW MATH FOR AN IDEAL MAN: Zac Efron + 10 years + haircut - skinny jeans
SO ALSO: my in laws are coming tomorrow afternoon!!!!!!!!!!! And staying till Tuesday morning!!!!!!!!!!
THINGS I HAVE DONE SINCE I GOT HOME FROM WORK (THE BEAR HAS BEEN STUCK WORKING AND IS NOT YET HOME):
-mow the front and back yards
-vacuum entire house
-clean bathrooms
-launder guest linens
-take out trash & recycling
So pretty soon a pizza and a dude are coming home and I will sit on the couch and watch television!!!!!!!!!
(ALSO, IF THEY MAKE EFRON SING ON SNL I AM NOT GOING TO KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE. IT WAS RLY HARD TO WATCH HSM SOMETIMES BECAUSE HE WAS SO SO EARNEST. AND SINGING.)