OH FUCK ALL Y'ALL
FINE, OKAY, FINE, SO LAST WEEKEND, MY BACHELOR WEEKEND WHILE THE BEAR WAS AT A "TURKEY HUNT WEEKEND" WITH A BUNCH OF MY DRUNKEN SWEARING RIGHT-WING COUSINS, I WATCHED HIGH SCHOOL MUSICALS 1-3.
OKAY??????????
ALSO, THE THIRD ONE MADE ME CRYYYY.
POINTS IN MY DEFENSE:
-IT WAS LIKE 2 IN THE MORNING
-I WAS BEING A DOOF AND MISSING MY HONEY
-IT WAS SAD! OKAY, IT WAS SAD. AND SWEET.
THEN WHEN WE WERE WATCHING THE BIGGEST LOSER (WHICH IS A DIFFERENT POST ENTIRELY) I MADE HIM PAUSE AND REWIND SO WE COULD SEE THE 12-SECOND EFRON-ON-SNL PROMOS.
THEN, MOTHERFUCKERS, I MADE SURE THAT THE BEAR WATCHED THE EFRON POOL PARTY FUNNYORDIE MOVIE. I SENT HIM THE LINK IN AN EMAIL CALLED "FEATURING TOM LENNON."
IDEK YOU GUYS.
IN MY DEFENSE I ALSO LIKE THE NEW MATH FOR AN IDEAL MAN:
Zac Efron + 10 years + haircut - skinny jeans
SO ALSO: my in laws are coming tomorrow afternoon!!!!!!!!!!! And staying till Tuesday morning!!!!!!!!!!
THINGS I HAVE DONE SINCE I GOT HOME FROM WORK (THE BEAR HAS BEEN STUCK WORKING AND IS NOT YET HOME):
-mow the front and back yards
-vacuum entire house
-clean bathrooms
-launder guest linens
-take out trash & recycling
So pretty soon a pizza and a dude are coming home and I will sit on the couch and watch television!!!!!!!!!
(ALSO, IF THEY MAKE EFRON SING ON SNL I AM NOT GOING TO KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE. IT WAS RLY HARD TO WATCH HSM SOMETIMES BECAUSE HE WAS SO SO EARNEST. AND SINGING.)
OKAY??????????
ALSO, THE THIRD ONE MADE ME CRYYYY.
POINTS IN MY DEFENSE:
-IT WAS LIKE 2 IN THE MORNING
-I WAS BEING A DOOF AND MISSING MY HONEY
-IT WAS SAD! OKAY, IT WAS SAD. AND SWEET.
THEN WHEN WE WERE WATCHING THE BIGGEST LOSER (WHICH IS A DIFFERENT POST ENTIRELY) I MADE HIM PAUSE AND REWIND SO WE COULD SEE THE 12-SECOND EFRON-ON-SNL PROMOS.
THEN, MOTHERFUCKERS, I MADE SURE THAT THE BEAR WATCHED THE EFRON POOL PARTY FUNNYORDIE MOVIE. I SENT HIM THE LINK IN AN EMAIL CALLED "FEATURING TOM LENNON."
IDEK YOU GUYS.
IN MY DEFENSE I ALSO LIKE THE NEW MATH FOR AN IDEAL MAN:
Zac Efron + 10 years + haircut - skinny jeans
SO ALSO: my in laws are coming tomorrow afternoon!!!!!!!!!!! And staying till Tuesday morning!!!!!!!!!!
THINGS I HAVE DONE SINCE I GOT HOME FROM WORK (THE BEAR HAS BEEN STUCK WORKING AND IS NOT YET HOME):
-mow the front and back yards
-vacuum entire house
-clean bathrooms
-launder guest linens
-take out trash & recycling
So pretty soon a pizza and a dude are coming home and I will sit on the couch and watch television!!!!!!!!!
(ALSO, IF THEY MAKE EFRON SING ON SNL I AM NOT GOING TO KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE. IT WAS RLY HARD TO WATCH HSM SOMETIMES BECAUSE HE WAS SO SO EARNEST. AND SINGING.)